Iwillalsoaskyoutofuckoff Stories

so if you read my other book, "you. you're the one." you'll know that I get pretty weird and random thoughts. I decided to make a book with all my weird thoughts. okay I'm done being formal. lemme give y'all a noice intro are you being a lazy seal all day? are you feeling like your life doesn't have a meaning whatsoever? is your demon bf cheating on you with a ghost? is he literally ghosting? even if your answer is a fucking no, I don't care READ THIS BITCH "that was the worst intro ever" "shut up intellectual donkey supreme" okay don't read this.