Iwrotethisasajoke Stories

MorrisxPierre from Stardew Valley. (this is a joke btw)

Do you want to write smut but don't know how to literate it? Do you just want to learn more? Do you just want to be really PROFESSIONAL about it? Well here is an instructive guide on how to do just that.

ISABELLE LOVES DADDY NOOK No elbow wenis' Were hurts in the making I wrote this as a joke don't worry

Literally wrote this for my friend as a joke and I dont expect it to get any reads at all but MC goes on a date with Zhongli and things get ~interesting~ That's about it. Completely gender neutral, no "Y/N" because thats annoying to read, and a bit of a mood killer ;) (MODERN AU) Topics in here: cute, fluff, first date, kissing, making out Credit to @cherrypie017 on Pinterest for the cover, I do not own the art and I do not claim any of it. The only thing I own is the literature published within this oneshot, which I wrote and revised myself. Disclaimer: this is NOT in any way at all depicting the MC being Lumine or Aether, I do not support shipping them with any adult, or sexualizing them in any way.

Shrek joins the Black Knights and falls for Zero. But will Zero, or Lelouch, love the ogre back?

you thought you were just reading a story, but dream has something to say to you. (dream x reader) warning: mcd

ION EVEN KNOE BRO I MADE THIS AT 12:44 I don't own you I don't own Poe I don't own the cover THIS MAN JS SK FINE

When boredom takes over you, and your friends are there for you, you get to accomplish amazing things such as this. It may turn out to be a one shot but I am not sure. The first chapter may be extremely short, but I am proud of it. Made it with @NoThisIsntMyUsername

Yagami Light, a broke college student with a dark past desperately searching for meaning. Harry Styles, a were-rat shapeshifter with an even darker present. The story of a lifetime. Note: I've only seen 5 episodes of Death Note (and that was a long time ago), don't know anything about Harry Styles (or Yagami Light), am writing this as a joke, and am also very aro and very ace. Please don't sue me if this gives you irreversible damage.

this is a fanfic about two girls in my skl who i both know and i am friends with. written in seperate POVs (i think) bcuz i feel as though i cannot give it the proper justice it needs in anything else slow burn just sayn if anyone from my skl finds this i am cooked beyond belief "you" are me as i need to have a self insert very high skl behaviour iykyk for some more context, you are friends with alot of ppl, we make fun of everyone and what they say. Including quinn and her "werid" group. Mai is chill. ALL ART NOT MINE