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** YALL, THIS WAS MY FIRST FANFIC, WRITTEN WHEN I WAS TWELVE. PROCEED WITH THAT IN MIND, BECAUSE ITS PROBABLY HOT GARBAGE THROWN INTO THE BURNING PITS OF HELL AND THEN TAKEN BACK OUT ONLY TO BE DRENCHED IN LAVA. ** After unexpectedly finding the irken crying in the corner of the men's bathroom, Dib tries his best comfort him despite not knowing what was wrong, and despite what they still continued to believe was mutual hatred towards each other. The two suddenly became closer, however, and after a while the human became sick of the people he shared a planet with. He and Zim were both equally as tired of their societies, and one day the two decided to team up and take over worlds, and eventually even the galaxy, together. *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* Alternative title: Two gay dumbasses go on a space adventure, get in trouble, and fall in love while denying it constantly. Probably would've been better than "Salt and Sugar" but TOO LATE The first three parts are absolute sh!t but it gets better ig so don't worry. We get into actual plot around chapter 12 so if you're sick of fillers GUESS WHAT IT'LL BE OVER SOON This fic is a rewrite because the old version had no plot or anything interesting whatsoever. TW) Cursing, mentions self-harm (specifically the scars) Characters are aged up to be in the range of years 16 and 18, Zim's a bit less... Weird. Nothing 18+ because they're canonically children and I am not into reading OR writing that kind of stuff All characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez and are from the show Invader Zim (except for the occasional made-up space aliens that say random lines for some reason, those are just random dudes I make up. Also some characters that might exist for uhhh maybe epilogue haha-)

An new Irken menace has arrived on earth and knows she will take it over.(This is an IZ sequel AU and has no shipping in it)

The "Knowing Me, Knowing You" audio au now in written form! Playlist of the audio here: Invader ZiM belongs to Jhonen Vasquez and all other shows, games, and movies belong to their respective creators music by ABBA

warning: this *does* get pretty long. An Invader ZiM AU of Tim Burton's Corpse Bride; Gaz Membrane, in Victorian times, is about to get married to a broke family-when her brother Dib messes up at the rehearsal. Dib never had any form of relationship, and, unfortunately for him, that would change way too quickly. Invader ZiM by Jhonen Vasquez Corpse Bride by Tim Burton October 26, 2020, 11:18 PM: how the FRICK is this #1 for #invaderzimau tag, for a few days it was shown as #22 under the #tak tag whAT December 13, 2020, 11:02 PM: ohoho well fellas, we're overtaken at at #2. by who? myself. how tf are FOUR OF MY STORIES in the top 4 spots i don't even pay attention to a bunch of them March 21, 2021, 3:39 PM: SEXY TIME FELLAS ITS BACK AT #1 AT #invaderzimau TAG WITH TSIYH AND SAD RIGHT BELOW AS #2 AND #3 WHAT IS HAPPENING

As time passes on quicker than expected, Zim fails to conquer Urth and its disgusting inhabitants once more, causing him to take GIR on a stroll down the streets. He leads himself and his companion into an unexpected place with many welcome surprises. One more important than his mission perhaps...

Dib is having nightmares about Zim. Zim is dying, Zim is killing him, Zim leaves him. Dib can't handle it. After a few weeks he snaps and stops sleeping altogether. Zim starts to notice his enemy's lack of energy and becomes suspicious. He starts keeping tabs on Dib, trying to get the secret out. Eventually he confronts the teen and finds out more than he bargained for. Aged up three years. TW: Self harm/Bullying Edit: I have not abandoned this fic! I just can't get back into the right headspace to continue right now. I started this as a vent fic after... Family issues... And I haven't been able to control my mental health enough to be creative lately. If anything, it's gotten worse, and I don't want to push that onto anyone. Thank you taking the time to read this. I love you all! I hope y'all are doing well ^^ Rankings: #1 in #zimanddib (April 2, 2024) #2 in #zadr (November 3, 2025) (holyyyyy-)

The cursed posts by the pizza man fanbase AU, now in written form! Every character/ OC belongs to their respective owners. October 30, 2020, 3:08 pm: what why is this #2 on #invaderzimau tag this is a joke/subscriber reference what

THE HALLOWEENIES!! Invader ZiM belongs to Jhonen Vasquez October 30, 2020, 3:07 pm: how is this #4 in the #invaderzimau tag,, my other two iz aus are #1 and #2 as of right now,,, what the f

Just your typical Hanahaki AU... but not exactly. Invader ZiM belongs to Jhonen Vasquez Might change that cover art

some of this is on my tumblr (gay-bug-from-space) and some not! some jthm too eee every character belongs to Jhonen Vasquez

Dib was minding his own business as usual to stop Zim from invading earth until a certain alien came into his room but brought along a 'friend' who seems to be a succubus, they both wanted Dib , though in a sexual way, what would Dib do to these two creatures? Would he save the planet earth from these creatures or would he be trapped in their eternal pleasure?

❌NO NSFW 😅I do accept requests, but I'll mainly post whatever I feel like posting. 💤I'm very busy with school and other platforms(youtube, tumblr-) so expect slow updates {-Invader Zim was a Nickelodeon cartoon created by Jhonen Vasquez and aired from 2001-2002. -Irken Outcasts was a passion project created by Rainbott on YouTube. Because of issues that we won't disscus here it got discontinued and was active from 2020-2021.} ❗FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR NEW PEOPLE IN THE FANDOM: DON'T HARASS RAIN TO POST ANY MORE EPISODES OR ANYONE WHO HAS WORKED ON THE PROJECT❗