Jaberarahman Geschichten

After a life of cold, ruthless chaos, Stan Brook can barely wait until his time comes to leave this earth. And that's when he meets Silah. Bright, chipper and slightly annoying, she brings him the calm he has been longing for without knowing, and one he can never let go of. In spite of freedom, control has been Silah Hussain's life. She likes to be in control, she likes to understand. She likes to know she is doing what's correct. Stan comes to shatter everything and rebuild: he seems to be exactly her opposite, but he is exactly what she needs. A Chaotic Symphony spin-off, dedicated to @JaberaRahman.

The old ladies, they be fearing her. The old men, they be gasping at her. The kids, they be running away. For her Haramness comes in an awkward dance, fear not! Meet Alaia Musa, young, wild, and a haram mess. Did she want to be like this? No, but eveywhere she goes Haram seems to go her way. So, what else can she do but embrace her Haramness?

In a world were skin color is the norm, a great pair of heroines shall arise. Between love, between hate, between these hordes of old politicians armed with pitchforks, a caticorn and her padawan come armed with the greatest weaponary this world will ever see. Prepare, stereotypes, for your end is about to come! Bye Juana la Cubana, bye Oppressed Muslimah, bye Illegal Inmigrants and terrorist, bye white trash and black thugs, AVE ATQUE VALE AND DON'T COME BACK! And as the story goes, more stereotypes shall turn into pieces of glass, and as for the stereotyping people... *evil smile* Well, we've got an island for those bastards. ©IAmACaticorn 2014 ©JaberaRahman 2014

Girls. That is all Zaid has ever known. Some people only have to put up with their mother, maybe girlfriend (the harami's), but for Zaid, he has been blessed with the delights of having 7 sisters who are overbearing and more protective of him than he could ever be of them. However many faults they might have, it's a mutual understanding that they have his best interests at heart; which is why when Zaid goes on a hunt for a wife, the girls take over. Secretly. They can't allow their brother to marry just any girl. The girls have certain expectations and criteria of what any woman needs to be before they can get close to even sniffing Zaid. 1. Loyalty 2. Empathy 3. Have a good sense of humour 4. Elegance 5. Kind Hearted 6. Patience 7. Helpful If any one of these criteria are not met by the woman their brother is looking at as a potential spouse, then the girls go to any means to sabotage the meetings. Will Zaid ever be able to find a woman to marry? ©JaberaRahman 2014