Jackhorner Stories

why am I making so many stories? :/

yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!

DISCLAIMER ‼️ SOME CHAPTERS WILL SEEM OUT OF CHARACTER, IF SO PLEASE DONT HARASS ME!! SOME CHAPTERS ARE STILL IN A WIP PROCESS TOO, SO PLEASE DONT BE SAD THAT ITS CUT OFF AT A RANDOM PART!!! this is literally just a one-shot book about jack horner. multiple pronouns will be used in each chapter. I don't want the pronouns to be a repetitive they them, ykwim? anyway, enjoy this stupid hunk of garbage Once again the art is not mine, blame it on the person who made this work of art/srs its beautiful 💞 I think I'm obsessed with him

Don't we all love nursery rhymes? Have you ever imagined how a day in the life of Little Jack Horner would be?? ... Come let's explore!!!

HIATUS!! [Death x She/Her! Goddess! Reader] ˚₊ ⋆ ☠︎︎ ⋆ ₊˚ 𝓹𝓾𝓼𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓫𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓼: 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 ˚₊ ⋆ ☠︎︎ ⋆ ₊˚ ⋆♱✮☽ - "Being immortal, it's... it's misery." ☽✮♰⋆- "Yes, yes, now... can you give me my lives back?" STARTED: March 22, 2023 FIN: N/A

𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗡𝗲𝘁𝗳𝗹𝗶𝘅 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀

You all heard of the story of red riding hood and the big bad wolf. What if the big bad wolf was also known as DEATH himself, well there was a bit of a twist in the story, follow death and red as they try to kill Puss in Boots.

🥀What was evil? Whatever it was, he swore he was the human definition. After his defeat by Puss and Boots, he isn't killed.. but punished with a fate worse than death... or is it the most unexpected miracle of his life?🥀 🌸His friends never cared for him, even in the end. They all slowly drifted apart. Loneliness burdened Sid as the others left with their S/Os. but his life changed when the most shocking thing happened...🌸 🌻How will these two unite? Through a journey of toxic love, separation and depression, will they fall back into each other's arms?🌻 🌎✨Sid the sloth x big Jack Horner✨🌍

╭┈──── ◌ೄ◌ྀ ˊˎ🌠 "𝑀𝑦 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑒𝑡! 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒!" "𝑀𝑢𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑒.... 𝑀𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑠..." 𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝘄𝗼𝗹𝘃𝗲𝘀, one from the skies, and one for the land. Death was his known name, and he fell deeply in love with the star wolf, he started to devote his life for them as he wants them to stay. But then slowly the other starts to yearn for their home, missing soaring in the sky's and dancing with stars, they heard of a wishing star falling so he goes with a self-centered cat, a trust issue Kitty, and a happy rat dog. How will they (you) deal with your love doing anything he can to get you back? (𝗣𝘂𝘀𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗟𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗪𝗶𝘀𝗵 (𝗗𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵) 𝙭 𝗚𝗡!𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿) (𝗔𝗻𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀, 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗱𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘁!)

Look at the title (=_=) Doesn't the cake on the cover look good?

You've been searching for your purpose, wandering to find a home since you were young. You find a fortune teller, and ask for advice on where to go. He directs you to Horner's Pie Co., and suggests you talk to "the big man", whatever that means. It's worth a shot, right?

Basically, it's an AU I've been working on since I've made up this OC based on heroes and stuff like that. It's about Jack and his henchmen bakers who were presumably killed in unfortunate deaths. I know they're dead. Of course, they're dead! :) I changed the title. Thought it be more settled.

The 2022-2023 Film Journal continues with this sixty-sixth entry, "Puss in Boots: The Last Wish". Here, I take a look at a film I initially dismissed but have been convinced to check out, and discuss what I found.

Puss in Boots is down to his last life and races to the legendary Wishing Star to reclaim his nine lives. Joined by Kitty Softpaws and Perrito, they face old wounds, fierce rivals, and even Death itself.

Based on the movie, but I will be including my two ocs, one who is from the first four Shrek films, and the other who is the real mother to the Oc