Jacquessnicket Stories

This story is about Jessica Snicket, Jacques Snicket daughter. When she was 4 she acted like she was a spy and spyed on her dad. Her dad snatched her after a long time, at that moment Jacques Snicket knowed his daughter was ready for V.F.D. Jessica grow op whit the V.F.D memembers something that wil say The Baudelaire and The Quagmire. Follow Jessica on her adventour and see What happens

It felt like yesterday when I last heard your voice. To be truthful I wish it was, but that is not the case and I'm afraid now I will never have the chance to hear it again. So as I sit here looking at your children who have ranaway from an awful man; I can only think of one thing. What am I doing with my life?

An AU where the Baudelaires save Jacques Snicket. Takes place in TVV.

Just a handful of ASOUE imagines I write on Tumblr (@glitteryhorsetrashdean) I get sent asks, and I write up imagines based on the prompts/couples requested.

What if Jacques Snicket and Olivia Caliban didn't die?

Where Quigley went with the Baudelaires to the last safe place and was reunited with his siblings. Where an old guardian of the Baudelaires takes all of them in. Where @Chair_life officially became obsessed with writing Quiglet fluff. Where Dunclet, Kliona, and Figley shippers are strongly encouraged to look away.

TW: SEXUAL ASSUALT I AM WORKING MY WAY THROUGH THIS FIC SO THAT IT IS LESS AWFUL, ONLY THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS ARE REALLY SAFE. ONCE YOU SEE THE OBVIOUS DROP IN QUALITY, STOP READING TO SPARE YOUR SANITY spoilers! duh... This is Olivia and Jacques' point of view on everything that happens. (Only the Netflix series, so there will be Jacqueline and Mr Poe's wife is Elanora (I think that changed idrk)) this is only the Ersatz Elevator because I have nearly memorized episodes 3+4 of series 2 on Netflix. Aka I have no life. I'm so sorry this exists this fanfiction is a year old and deserves to spend eternity in the firey pits of hell

Just some short stories for the Snicket Coffee shop, connected to a small bookshop where many people come to relax... or at least try to when drama doesn't ensue.

a ASOUE one shot series please leave comments for ships and ideas Constructive criticism wanted please.

When the Quagmires decide to stay with the Baudelaires after escaping the village, they search for answers in a half-finished hospital and end up at the mercy of Count Olaf and his crew. Meanwhile, Holly S. is grieving the loss of her father and tries to make sense of everything herself. When she meets an unexpected survivor, the two are set off where their stories meet again.

This is what would have happened if Jacques Snicket and Olivia Calaban had gotten married and adopted the Baudelaires and the Quagmires.

Klaus Baudelaire x Reader (Has some light swearing and a little violence, but is mostly child friendly) ~~~~~~~~~ Here's the gist of it: Your name is Y/n Caliban, and you're the daughter of Olivia Caliban. The Baudelaires were your close friends for a while, but then you moved away and you guys drifted apart. They show up at the school you attend a few years later, and you quickly become friends again. Long story short, you get involved with V.F.D. and go on adventures with the Baudelaires while trying to hide the way you maybe-sorta-really like Klaus because you're afraid it will ruin your friendship with him. ~~~~~~~~~~ This starts in in The Austere Academy, and may go on for a few books/episodes after that, but probably won't be too long of a book. It might have some fluff here and there (mostly Dunclet and Jalivia fluff), but it's a semi-slow burn between you and Klaus. It's based more on the show than the books. •Not discontinued anymore! Yay!• Updates may be a little slow, and I don't have any sort of schedule for updating, so please be patient with me :)

Dear Reader, I'm sorry to say that this story you are about to read is upsetting and vividing at the same time. It tells the tale of a set of teenagers studying in the Prufrock Preparatory School and taking part in the Drama Club and also a new secret organization. This narrative took place years before the Quagmires and Baudelaires attended the school, being taunted by Coach Genghis and Carmelita Spats. At the time this story takes place, the school ws more pleasant, but the tale is unpleasant nevertheless. It is my duty to write down this story, but there is nothing stopping you from shutting off your phone or laptop and do something happy and fun. Due to security reasons, I am still unable to disclose my name or location, but please believe me when I say this tale is real and accurate. With all due respect, N.

Welcome to our meeting :D An ASOUE/DDLC crossover Okay this may be the most niche thing I have ever written but I love it. Also we WILL ignore how this completely eradicates ATWQ from existence... This is quite a light-hearted/unserious fanfic but due to it's connection to DDLC there are themes of suicide/self harm and murder (in no detail) so approach with caution and always take care of yourself <3

The Quagmire triplets are at the idiotic institute, receiving a dull education well below their level. Everything is borning and without a purpose, until the Baudelaire orphans show up. The Baudelaires are joined by the Quagmires in the quagmire their life has become.

Dear reader, If you have stumbled upon this book and are hoping for a fun prequel to the tragic lives of the Baudelaire orphans full of love and friendship, you are sorely mistaken. This early tale is no less hurtful nor unfortunate than the books you know, hate, and hopefully avoid. Therefore if you deny my advice and read on, you will encounter such tragedies as a familiar sorrowful school, the murder of a much-loved teenager, detention, a piano and the true origin of a divided organisation. My job, however, is to research these horrible villains and their childish childhood antics, so I am burdened with the task of writing it down. So I beg of you, please don't read this. Just look away. You'll come to regret not doing so.

In the universe of A Series of Unfortunate Events, six characters relive moments in their history. A Series of Unfortunate Events belongs to Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler.