Jacquessnicket Stories

In the universe of A Series of Unfortunate Events, six characters relive moments in their history. A Series of Unfortunate Events belongs to Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler.

Dear reader, If you have stumbled upon this book and are hoping for a fun prequel to the tragic lives of the Baudelaire orphans full of love and friendship, you are sorely mistaken. This early tale is no less hurtful nor unfortunate than the books you know, hate, and hopefully avoid. Therefore if you deny my advice and read on, you will encounter such tragedies as a familiar sorrowful school, the murder of a much-loved teenager, detention, a piano and the true origin of a divided organisation. My job, however, is to research these horrible villains and their childish childhood antics, so I am burdened with the task of writing it down. So I beg of you, please don't read this. Just look away. You'll come to regret not doing so.

I wrote this story in February and couldn't decide if I should post it or not so please don't leave hate. There is a lot of snickiban as well as a little kladora and quiglet. this story is basically what i wanted to happen in the Vile Village.

Just some short stories for the Snicket Coffee shop, connected to a small bookshop where many people come to relax... or at least try to when drama doesn't ensue.

a ASOUE one shot series please leave comments for ships and ideas Constructive criticism wanted please.

TW: SEXUAL ASSUALT I AM WORKING MY WAY THROUGH THIS FIC SO THAT IT IS LESS AWFUL, ONLY THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS ARE REALLY SAFE. ONCE YOU SEE THE OBVIOUS DROP IN QUALITY, STOP READING TO SPARE YOUR SANITY spoilers! duh... This is Olivia and Jacques' point of view on everything that happens. (Only the Netflix series, so there will be Jacqueline and Mr Poe's wife is Elanora (I think that changed idrk)) this is only the Ersatz Elevator because I have nearly memorized episodes 3+4 of series 2 on Netflix. Aka I have no life. I'm so sorry this exists this fanfiction is a year old and deserves to spend eternity in the firey pits of hell

The Quagmire triplets are at the idiotic institute, receiving a dull education well below their level. Everything is borning and without a purpose, until the Baudelaire orphans show up. The Baudelaires are joined by the Quagmires in the quagmire their life has become.

This is what would have happened if Jacques Snicket and Olivia Calaban had gotten married and adopted the Baudelaires and the Quagmires.

title says it all

This story is about Jessica Snicket, Jacques Snicket daughter. When she was 4 she acted like she was a spy and spyed on her dad. Her dad snatched her after a long time, at that moment Jacques Snicket knowed his daughter was ready for V.F.D. Jessica grow op whit the V.F.D memembers something that wil say The Baudelaire and The Quagmire. Follow Jessica on her adventour and see What happens

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What if Jacques Snicket and Olivia Caliban didn't die?

"I'm right behind you. I've been behind you all along." A phrase which here means, things aren't always as they seem, and there are more noble people in the world than you think.

Jacques snicket x Olivia caliban fan fiction :)

Just a handful of ASOUE imagines I write on Tumblr (@glitteryhorsetrashdean) I get sent asks, and I write up imagines based on the prompts/couples requested.

An AU where the Baudelaires save Jacques Snicket. Takes place in TVV.