Jacquessnicket Stories

Just some short stories for the Snicket Coffee shop, connected to a small bookshop where many people come to relax... or at least try to when drama doesn't ensue.

"I'm right behind you. I've been behind you all along." A phrase which here means, things aren't always as they seem, and there are more noble people in the world than you think.

In the universe of A Series of Unfortunate Events, six characters relive moments in their history. A Series of Unfortunate Events belongs to Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler.

Bertrice, Quaren, and mentions of other ships inside! This is a look into the past, with my version of how we got to where we are now. There will of course be happy moments, but some somber ones too. This story is not for everyone. There will be heavy spoilers for All the Wrong Questions inside, but it's not an ATWQ focused book. (Only in the first chapter) Multiple POVs will be used. As many of my stories have similar details to their past events, I have decided this prequel will not be tied to any of my previous stories specifically, as they share several details of their past and it would be mostly inconsequential to not tie them to any one later story. Rated T for swearing. *Disclaimer: I do not own A Series of Unfortunate Events. This is merely a fanfic.*

Klaus Baudelaire x Reader (Has some light swearing and a little violence, but is mostly child friendly) ~~~~~~~~~ Here's the gist of it: Your name is Y/n Caliban, and you're the daughter of Olivia Caliban. The Baudelaires were your close friends for a while, but then you moved away and you guys drifted apart. They show up at the school you attend a few years later, and you quickly become friends again. Long story short, you get involved with V.F.D. and go on adventures with the Baudelaires while trying to hide the way you maybe-sorta-really like Klaus because you're afraid it will ruin your friendship with him. ~~~~~~~~~~ This starts in in The Austere Academy, and may go on for a few books/episodes after that, but probably won't be too long of a book. It might have some fluff here and there (mostly Dunclet and Jalivia fluff), but it's a semi-slow burn between you and Klaus. It's based more on the show than the books. •Not discontinued anymore! Yay!• Updates may be a little slow, and I don't have any sort of schedule for updating, so please be patient with me :)

Where Quigley went with the Baudelaires to the last safe place and was reunited with his siblings. Where an old guardian of the Baudelaires takes all of them in. Where @Chair_life officially became obsessed with writing Quiglet fluff. Where Dunclet, Kliona, and Figley shippers are strongly encouraged to look away.

It felt like yesterday when I last heard your voice. To be truthful I wish it was, but that is not the case and I'm afraid now I will never have the chance to hear it again. So as I sit here looking at your children who have ranaway from an awful man; I can only think of one thing. What am I doing with my life?

An AU where the Baudelaires save Jacques Snicket. Takes place in TVV.

This story is about Jessica Snicket, Jacques Snicket daughter. When she was 4 she acted like she was a spy and spyed on her dad. Her dad snatched her after a long time, at that moment Jacques Snicket knowed his daughter was ready for V.F.D. Jessica grow op whit the V.F.D memembers something that wil say The Baudelaire and The Quagmire. Follow Jessica on her adventour and see What happens

Dear reader, If you have stumbled upon this book and are hoping for a fun prequel to the tragic lives of the Baudelaire orphans full of love and friendship, you are sorely mistaken. This early tale is no less hurtful nor unfortunate than the books you know, hate, and hopefully avoid. Therefore if you deny my advice and read on, you will encounter such tragedies as a familiar sorrowful school, the murder of a much-loved teenager, detention, a piano and the true origin of a divided organisation. My job, however, is to research these horrible villains and their childish childhood antics, so I am burdened with the task of writing it down. So I beg of you, please don't read this. Just look away. You'll come to regret not doing so.

I wrote this story in February and couldn't decide if I should post it or not so please don't leave hate. There is a lot of snickiban as well as a little kladora and quiglet. this story is basically what i wanted to happen in the Vile Village.

a ASOUE one shot series please leave comments for ships and ideas Constructive criticism wanted please.

TW: SEXUAL ASSUALT I AM WORKING MY WAY THROUGH THIS FIC SO THAT IT IS LESS AWFUL, ONLY THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS ARE REALLY SAFE. ONCE YOU SEE THE OBVIOUS DROP IN QUALITY, STOP READING TO SPARE YOUR SANITY spoilers! duh... This is Olivia and Jacques' point of view on everything that happens. (Only the Netflix series, so there will be Jacqueline and Mr Poe's wife is Elanora (I think that changed idrk)) this is only the Ersatz Elevator because I have nearly memorized episodes 3+4 of series 2 on Netflix. Aka I have no life. I'm so sorry this exists this fanfiction is a year old and deserves to spend eternity in the firey pits of hell

Just a handful of ASOUE imagines I write on Tumblr (@glitteryhorsetrashdean) I get sent asks, and I write up imagines based on the prompts/couples requested.

title says it all

Dear Reader, If you are interested in a happy story about a noble volunteer escaping from his captors and finally sending a notorious Count to prison, then I'm afraid you have made a wrong turn and will need to go back as soon as possible to avoid any further inconvenience. With my newly uncovered research, I have managed to piece together a new section of the Baudelaire case--though it doesn't have anything to do with the three children themselves, it has everything to do with the man who cast an enormous, fire-starting shadow over their lives, and the unfortunate capture of a prestigious volunteer. This takes place in the middle of book the seventh, The Vile Village. If I were you, however, I would avoid reading that book, and the books before it, and the books after it, effectively saving myself from thirteen volumes of utter despair. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket.

The Quagmire triplets are at the idiotic institute, receiving a dull education well below their level. Everything is borning and without a purpose, until the Baudelaire orphans show up. The Baudelaires are joined by the Quagmires in the quagmire their life has become.

Fia is once again back in Count Olaf's clutches, where they have tracked the Baudelaires to the Austere Academy. There she meets a man who possibly holds the key to discovering her true past. Should she follow the clues and solve her own fate, or risk it all to save the three children she has found to call her friends? January 9, 2022 - TBA Ratings: #5 - Baudelaires #10 - Snicket #18 - Lemony Snicket #20 - Count Olaf #25 - Jacques Snicket #52 - ASOUE *Follows Netflix's adaption of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 2* * I do not own A Series of Unfortunate Events. All I own is Fia and any changes made to the original plot *