Jacquessnicket Stories

a ASOUE one shot series please leave comments for ships and ideas Constructive criticism wanted please.

title says it all

I wrote this story in February and couldn't decide if I should post it or not so please don't leave hate. There is a lot of snickiban as well as a little kladora and quiglet. this story is basically what i wanted to happen in the Vile Village.

Bertrice, Quaren, and mentions of other ships inside! This is a look into the past, with my version of how we got to where we are now. There will of course be happy moments, but some somber ones too. This story is not for everyone. There will be heavy spoilers for All the Wrong Questions inside, but it's not an ATWQ focused book. (Only in the first chapter) Multiple POVs will be used. As many of my stories have similar details to their past events, I have decided this prequel will not be tied to any of my previous stories specifically, as they share several details of their past and it would be mostly inconsequential to not tie them to any one later story. Rated T for swearing. *Disclaimer: I do not own A Series of Unfortunate Events. This is merely a fanfic.*

Jacques snicket x Olivia caliban fan fiction :)

TW: SEXUAL ASSUALT I AM WORKING MY WAY THROUGH THIS FIC SO THAT IT IS LESS AWFUL, ONLY THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS ARE REALLY SAFE. ONCE YOU SEE THE OBVIOUS DROP IN QUALITY, STOP READING TO SPARE YOUR SANITY spoilers! duh... This is Olivia and Jacques' point of view on everything that happens. (Only the Netflix series, so there will be Jacqueline and Mr Poe's wife is Elanora (I think that changed idrk)) this is only the Ersatz Elevator because I have nearly memorized episodes 3+4 of series 2 on Netflix. Aka I have no life. I'm so sorry this exists this fanfiction is a year old and deserves to spend eternity in the firey pits of hell

Just an ever expanding collection of some of my favourite memes These memes have been taken from the internet. Credit goes to its creators. Please note that these memes are just for fun and please don't take them seriously or any offense. Cover by SkullantacySmith

It felt like yesterday when I last heard your voice. To be truthful I wish it was, but that is not the case and I'm afraid now I will never have the chance to hear it again. So as I sit here looking at your children who have ranaway from an awful man; I can only think of one thing. What am I doing with my life?

Klaus Baudelaire x Reader (Has some light swearing and a little violence, but is mostly child friendly) ~~~~~~~~~ Here's the gist of it: Your name is Y/n Caliban, and you're the daughter of Olivia Caliban. The Baudelaires were your close friends for a while, but then you moved away and you guys drifted apart. They show up at the school you attend a few years later, and you quickly become friends again. Long story short, you get involved with V.F.D. and go on adventures with the Baudelaires while trying to hide the way you maybe-sorta-really like Klaus because you're afraid it will ruin your friendship with him. ~~~~~~~~~~ This starts in in The Austere Academy, and may go on for a few books/episodes after that, but probably won't be too long of a book. It might have some fluff here and there (mostly Dunclet and Jalivia fluff), but it's a semi-slow burn between you and Klaus. It's based more on the show than the books. •Not discontinued anymore! Yay!• Updates may be a little slow, and I don't have any sort of schedule for updating, so please be patient with me :)

In the universe of A Series of Unfortunate Events, six characters relive moments in their history. A Series of Unfortunate Events belongs to Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler.

Welcome to our meeting :D An ASOUE/DDLC crossover Okay this may be the most niche thing I have ever written but I love it. Also we WILL ignore how this completely eradicates ATWQ from existence... This is quite a light-hearted/unserious fanfic but due to it's connection to DDLC there are themes of suicide/self harm and murder (in no detail) so approach with caution and always take care of yourself <3

"I'm right behind you. I've been behind you all along." A phrase which here means, things aren't always as they seem, and there are more noble people in the world than you think.

This story is about Jessica Snicket, Jacques Snicket daughter. When she was 4 she acted like she was a spy and spyed on her dad. Her dad snatched her after a long time, at that moment Jacques Snicket knowed his daughter was ready for V.F.D. Jessica grow op whit the V.F.D memembers something that wil say The Baudelaire and The Quagmire. Follow Jessica on her adventour and see What happens

This is what would have happened if Jacques Snicket and Olivia Calaban had gotten married and adopted the Baudelaires and the Quagmires.

The Quagmire triplets are at the idiotic institute, receiving a dull education well below their level. Everything is borning and without a purpose, until the Baudelaire orphans show up. The Baudelaires are joined by the Quagmires in the quagmire their life has become.

(This story takes place before the Baudelaire children were born) Y/n L/n is the only survivor of the L/n family assassination, and is devastated from the loss. During the funeral, she meets a kind man who has admired her for a while, and is part of a secret organization called V.F.D. When he is sent to console her, will they become something more? Started: November 1st 2020 Ended: