Historias de Jadeharley

In which Jade attempts to figure out her sexuality by kissing a lot of girls. --- also on ao3!

a young man by the name of john egbert stands alone in his bedroom, pissed as fuck because his roommate terezi and dirk strider are on his couch, watching fucking my little pony. we follow john's thoughts and feels as dirk just just keeps popping up more and more in his life. ships appeared: dirkjohn, jadenep, vrisrezi, rosemary, davekat (i cant stand writing straight ships lol) terezi and nepeta are nonbinary and are written with they/them pronouns. multiple characters are lgbt, but their not all labeled or have all of their pronouns written out. my writing is all in lowercase, but it is grammatically correct and coherent. chats written like they're on pesterchum are written like the respective characters. formatting for pesterchats change to adapt for the fact theres no text colors on here. cover credit: senyaluz on tumblr (no relation to the story, just one of my favorite artists) bonus creds: my lovely bf for writing pesterchats with me, being my john, and helping with planning and ideas. also creds to my bestfriend for being resident rose! im happy to have kinnies on board to help with proper characterization. note: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE MINE (obviously). their hussies and i simply improved them.

Karkat and Kanaya are rainbow drinkers in the 21 century who meet three unfortunate teenagers Jade Harley, Dave Strider, and Rose Lalonde. Kanaya lures Rose into what humans would call a lesbian relationship in hopes of sucking her blood dry only to have Karkat screw everything up with his overwhelming guilt. Can these two survive the 21 century read and find out.

i found a bunch of random headcannon stuff, so i figured i should write short stories of my favorites

(y/n)= your name H/c = hair color E/c = eye color F/a and F/s = favorite artist and favorite song. !!Warning!! Strong use of profanity and self-hate. ALSO really cute fluff. In this story kankri and his group are siblings to I karkat and his group!! *kankri looking proud in the distance* Hey I'm new at this so if it's shit I'm sorry （；￣ェ￣） Comment any suggestions you want as I go along. THANKS FUR READING IF YOU DO, IT MEANS A LOT TO ME!!!! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) ---- Hey I wrote this forever ago, I'm keeping it up because it seems people like it but I want to preface things before anyone starts to read this. There is a character in the story that uses sexual acts for money and it's painted to be bad in this story. SEX WORK IS WORK. I apologize for creating this story and painting this career in such a bad light. As I've aged I've learned immensely about said careers and realize that sex work is outlawed because of sexist beliefs of our government. I'm not going to alter this story however because this story serves as a reminder of how much I've grown and changed in my life. It's a reminder of how misogyny affected my life as a young girl and how it can possibly affect others. Also I'm too busy currently to go back and actually thoroughly change it. Sex work is like any other career and people's worth should not be judged on it. Thank you for reading, please please please keep in mind these words as you read. I might change it in the future but as of now Im keeping it. Enjoy :)

in my 2022? more likely than you think

The new girl from London seems intringing to DAve, but what happens when he gets bored of her?

ok this takes place when everyone is older so it can fit a college setting because I know that most people that were into homestuck are old as fuck. So your in college and you over hear the beta kids talking about a game and you decide to get it and oh god what a stupid hoe you are so of course shit happens and maybe because your a dumb thot, you end up having a fucking flush crush on a certian troll you meet which is eridan of course ~ sorry I was tired of reading all the cringey "nice girl " reader inserts and they were so bad you know the ones i'm talking about where "your different from all the other girls because you wear combat boots and aren't a sult like the other girls at school" god I hate those. I always wanted to read homestuck fully, so I'm writing this as I read homestuck for the first time so beware and this is my first reader insert ever and my grammer gonna suck and spelling.please don't hate me if it's bad.

Not really sure how to describe this other than heathers but with homestuck characters lol but I'll try Jade hates the girls in her popular clique. Enter mysterious newcomer D.S., who offers her the perfect solution to end their social tyranny. This will follow the movie, not the musical, to make it less romantic. Trust me, I wanted this to davekat, but it just didn't line up. So here, have some Davejade. (Tragic). I'll put the character alignments in the first chapter so don't worry. Enjoy! Oh yeah, and when I say "it will follow the movie" I mean I have it basically memorized by now and it will be basically the exact same but in book form and with homestuck characters. I'll tweak the dialogue a little so it fits the character more tho. Homestuck and all it's characters belong to Andrew Hussie, and Heathers belongs to its directors and creators.

𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙: 2-17-21 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙- ??? hi there! thank you so much for taking a look at my book! this is a homestuck one shot book meaning x reader and ships are allowed! more info will be in the book.

*TRIGGER WARNING: SUICIDAL ACTIONS AND SELF HARM* "I lay awake until the early hours of the morning, thoughts consumed with your name, while you sleep peacefully in another mans bed, my name never crossing your mind." - Dave Strider

It had been snowing all day and night and when Karkat awoke he found himself trapped within his flush crushes home, Jade. She herself is shocked by the miracle of a snow storm on her island but maybe this was more then just a coincidence, maybe this was fate.

Dave Strider is resurrected from his life on the streets the night he turns eighteen, being a late bloomer who had been born on a Howling Moon. He goes through changes. He moves up in the world. He falls in love. He also discovers that, beyond his original belief, wealth doesn't come in paper values.

:33> *ac waves happily* hi AC here! I'm kinda confused on how you got my difurry but enjoy! It has my ships and thought bubbles so have This is trash but ima continue it again... And now it's her diary😎

A series of poorly written oneshots about the beautiful tricksters.

John Egbert is your average boy, he's not really unique or overly talented. He had to move house and therefore move school and he easily makes new friends on the first day. But the school isn't all it's cracked up to be. People see it as a high achieving school and no one hears about the issues it has, if they did then the school would be no more. (Cover art by Ikimaru on Tumblr)

*crab-walks away*

The season of winter is close around the corner. Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde and Jade Harley all manage to fly out to Washington to spend a few months with John Egbert. Eagerly awaiting their arrival, And with school out, (because school is such a widely used concept in fanfics and because I have 100% logic 0v0;) there shouldn't be any problems right? Hopefully not, but that thought didn't cross anyone's mind. Except for one person's. And that person has a secret to share.