Jadeharley Stories

Random Homestuck stuff, fanfics, random ships, headcanons, etc.? idk, I'm just existing man.

Your name is ROSE LALONDE. And you have no idea what to do at this point. Your life is slowly crumbling, but can you fix it?

Hi, its been a long time. A year, to be precise. By unpopular demand, i have returned. With better grammar, better skills, and like better everything! So, sit back, relax, and prepare for the worst writings you've ever had in your entire life.

Hello! I'm mainly doing comfort characters/ships and most will not be published, but You can request stuff! I will not do smut.

In a seemingly normal world lives a seemingly normal family. Just kidding like two-thirds of the family are part dog. Based on the prompt: "What if Dave raised Yiffany?"

Karkat and Kanaya are rainbow drinkers in the 21 century who meet three unfortunate teenagers Jade Harley, Dave Strider, and Rose Lalonde. Kanaya lures Rose into what humans would call a lesbian relationship in hopes of sucking her blood dry only to have Karkat screw everything up with his overwhelming guilt. Can these two survive the 21 century read and find out.

Alpha and Beta Kids! Includes Male!Rose, Male!Roxy, Male!Jade, Male!Jane. ovo

This book is a story dump. It contains drabbles, short stories, and one-shots that I come up with concerning Homestuck. ⚠!!Caution!!⚠ Some (most) chapters do contain adult themes and I will warn the readers at the beginning of each of those. 📹Point of View📹 I write in several different PoVs, including First, Second, and Third. First will be mainly used for shipping or OCs. Second will be for X Reader. Third will be for in general. 📣Get involved!!📣 I am a very involved author and I love hearing from those who read my stories. Please do not feel afraid to comment or even PM me if you're too shy to say something publicly. ✏Request!!✏ Sometimes I need a little help. Please, if you have a request for a story, don't be afraid to comment it in the story or PM me directly. I will tag you in that chapter! So not only are you getting a story, but also a shout out! 📚There's More!!📚 This is part of a series!! If you're interested in my writing, read my other BS stories! Each BS book is dedicated to a specific fandom, so I have more than just Homestuck!!

Official book for the Rich-stuck AU!

❝ I know he wondering, what the fuck you hiding. That we dated like raps about Bin Laden. Ayo, fuck this, ❞ ⋯ ⋯ ⋯ She doesn't need him. She hates him. She never wants to see him again. He makes her want to vomit. She lies. ⋯ ⋯ ⋯ ❝ Are we dating? Are we fucking? Are we best friends? Are we something in between that? I wish we never fucked, and I mean that! But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it's fuckin' awesome. ❞

The season of winter is close around the corner. Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde and Jade Harley all manage to fly out to Washington to spend a few months with John Egbert. Eagerly awaiting their arrival, And with school out, (because school is such a widely used concept in fanfics and because I have 100% logic 0v0;) there shouldn't be any problems right? Hopefully not, but that thought didn't cross anyone's mind. Except for one person's. And that person has a secret to share.

in my 2022? more likely than you think

My fantasystuck au! I hope you like this. info is in chapter 2, I hope to update this every Saturday! you can read chapter 2 first before reading, to avoid confusion :> enjoy!!!!

I found this English to Shakespearian translator thingy to clearly I had to do this. This will contain spoilers, obvs. Also, I'm taking requests for homestuck quotes/scenes. Cover drawn by ikimaru I do not own Homestuck, all rights to to Andrew Hussie and others.

==>HEY YOU THERE, YEAH YOU Your body flinched in pain as you sat, your head in a migraine causing you to grit your teeth. The bright sky opens up to you in full arms-wait, sun? No That can't be Your eyes shot open only to realize your in a closeted room, only the air conditioner and a glass of water to accompany you, with some probably dead flowers and, a weird looking octopus plushie? You groan in pain whilst taking your ass up a bit more, your whole body was fucking covered up in bandages and thickened ointment, making it harder for you to move around. You groan, looks like your gonna be bedridden for the rest of the day. Fucking hell. You look around the place, seeing as its the only resort you have left for entertainment. The walls are covered in calming pastel colours, as well as your bedsheets-ah your favourite colour. Its been a long while since you've seen this colour, since most of the time all you see is a colourless world without sunlight or hope at all, its a lost cause in there. Unlike where you are right now. Which begs the question; Where the fuck are you?

A reader inserted story. That involves you Jade,John,Rose and Dave and your journey growing up and surviving High school.

School au! Recently you've been finding roses shoved into your locker, pretty and red, and rather reminding of a certain friend of yours. A certain cool white haired and shade wearing friend, who coincidently has started acting very strange..

Band camp has a meaning to everyone: her life, his family, their hell, and to Karkat, his biggest mistake yet. He doesn't know why he put band on his junior schedule, and he doesn't know if he'll survive, but one thing is for sure, he will not go unnoticed, and will not take anything from anyone. Cover by Ikimaru. I do NOT own any of these characters. I was tempted to name the band director Kortany (he's a dude) but I knew there were better things out there. All characters belong to the ONE and ONLY Andrew Hussie