Historias de Jakefromstatefarm

Recommended by : @FUNKY_KONG Disclaimer!: This is mainly a joke, but I do genuinely find Jake hot so I will enjoy writing this.

Get prepared for the ultimate story of Jake From State Farm

This is mostly a joke. Read the adventures of Y/N and Jake as they embark on a journey of love, deception, betrayal, and other cool stuff. Inspirations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cAxRX3aDg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEaTrmlZUgw This applies to both Jakes, the original and the reboot. I do not own Jake or State Farm. (Obviously.)

Jake from State Farm discovers a life changing secret that may end up ending his own, will he survive the horrors unearthed from his discovery? Or maybe he'll find something more... COLLAB WITH (TickleT0d), please check their story out first! If you don't mine won't make sense later on :( Started- 2/1/23

Disclaimer: This has a lot of spoilers, so please, please, please read "The Maniae" first. Thank. Thank you. Thank you so. Thank you so much. The joking version of "The Maniae." If you're looking for jokes, Jake from State Farm, and Lenny, read this.

ass sweet is under my chari I look to the side of me and see a boy with chaped leps he smiling et me I smile back and wave st him I'm about to say something when Mrs dick yells at us 4 talkin I git mad at him and pench him in the face ass he falls to the ground I talkle him. No hate on Jacob but he just mouths songs and became famous for it I'm not a fan of his but I'm not a hardcore hater this book is a joke so plz chill #694 in adventure

Jake is having a hard time in his life but everything Changes when he meets Flo from progressive.

I'm being watched, and you are too, it's State Farm, there watching, there watching us all, and there watching right now.

When Jake from StateFarm invites some of his famous celebrity friends to his mansion for his party... something goes terribly wrong... First Story in the Khakis universe. Other stories in this universe: 57: A Khakis Sequel (Unfinished) 57 sequel.

The journeys of jake through his state farm adventures. Cover by @raedowg

doug is VERY jealous

This is a story about jake from state farm and his traumatizing life. jk i wrote this to piss off the dude who was my bf at the time its a year later im single and in love with a dilf who isnt actually a father but same thing

Medic and heavy face car problems, then Jake from StateFarm steps in to help.

Jake is daddy

I just had a random thought and decided I needed to write it down.

Y/n flies down the hall of her school, bumping into a tall man with black hair, and black ripped jeans, and a black shirt, and a black ring on his finger, and black and white sneakers, and fiery red orbs because Y/n is not your typical girl. She's different, and not genderfluid even though that's what Y/n stories are supposed to be like so that everyone can read it. No, even the males have to be girls, because girls are useless and are only good for bumping into the bad alpah boyz 🥶 ||COMPLETED|| ||53 chapters|| I'm rewriting this doodoo ass story one day, trust

Jake from State Farm, how may I help you?

3 years ago today I applied for my job at State Farm and met my future love, Jake. Often referred to as "Jake from state farm" On the 3 year anniversary as I entered the building Jake had left a shocking surprise for me. co writer-zay givens

Orion, a junior in high school wants to make her year better and more exciting by getting started with a bang by a big party who she invited by both a close friend and her crush, Marley. And she promises she'll make it but she's unsure of her decision. Although her anxiety us telling this is a bad idea and she should stay home like a good child, she can help but not want to let Marley down. How far will she go for a simple crush? *There's more than this, this is just the beginning* (Warnings: There's gay shit, swearing, lil bit of rough/sensitive topics, and more gay shit.)

A story about the supernatural world of Gravity Falls told through a style comparable to Diary of A Wimpy Kid or Kane Chronicles./Dipper and Mabel think something may be out of the Gravity Falls norm, which isn't, well, normal./ Frisk and Flowey keep a journal to record their time on the surface./ Post true pacifist and DD&MD. (Fem!Frisk)