Jakefromstatefarm Stories

You're chilling in your living room, waiting for your lover Shrek. You hear a knock on the door and someone's there for you! But it's not Shrek...

Shrek senpai and jake from State Farm are dating but kermat also loves shrek senpai 😔😭😭😭😓😓😢😢😰😰😰🥺🥺😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😔😔😔😔hibslsbhoisin

Jake from State Farm, how may I help you?

Chaos between Shrek, Jesus, Lil Nas X, and Jake from Statefarm Credit: @hisokaslongthickdick on tiktok

Disclaimer: This has a lot of spoilers, so please, please, please read "The Maniae" first. Thank. Thank you. Thank you so. Thank you so much. The joking versio...

This is just a book of things I do while writing or before writing that may or may not help people. I'll update pretty much whenever something comes to mind. ~Jake

It's Martin the lizard's first week at Insurance School! Everything's going well until within that same week, he meets the MOST POPULAR Alpha in the school Jake from Sta...

not related to shrek at all, just a masterpiece/ meme story, also known as my 2am brainrot

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Y/n flies down the hall of her school, bumping into a tall man with black hair, and black ripped jeans, and a black shirt, and a black ring on his finger, and black and...

I'm being watched, and you are too, it's State Farm, there watching, there watching us all, and there watching right now.

Jake is daddy

This is a story about jake from state farm and his traumatizing life. jk i wrote this to piss off the dude who was my bf at the time its a year later im single and in lo...

Medic and heavy face car problems, then Jake from StateFarm steps in to help.

you go to state farm bc you have to take a phat shit and you meet the love of your life [ON HOLD]

trans/non-binary pidge angst do not read if you get triggered easily ⚠️ warning there will be atemped suicide and cutting as well as a few deaths (not suicide but still...

this is a very serious story. My friend Alizae, is dating THE Jake from State Farm, but they can't show their love to the world. It's very sad 😔, anyways enjoy their s...

This is ironic please believe me

A story about the supernatural world of Gravity Falls told through a style comparable to Diary of A Wimpy Kid or Kane Chronicles./Dipper and Mabel think something may be...

Y/n is breaking j-hopes rules and being a little sussy baka. Little do we know j-hope is the sussy imposter. *DISCLAIMER* THIS IS ALL A JOKE Enjoy the show 😉😉😉😉😜😜�...