Jakefromstatefarm Stories

doug is VERY jealous

you go to state farm bc you have to take a phat shit and you meet the love of your life [ON HOLD]

A mixed up twisted up fanific. Poor Karen falls secretly in love with Jake from state farm...but when her husband Jim gets in the way...an affair is in affect.

Jake and Kool Aid Man have a connection. One like no other.

Y/n flies down the hall of her school, bumping into a tall man with black hair, and black ripped jeans, and a black shirt, and a black ring on his finger, and black and white sneakers, and fiery red orbs because Y/n is not your typical girl. She's different, and not genderfluid even though that's what Y/n stories are supposed to be like so that everyone can read it. No, even the males have to be girls, because girls are useless and are only good for bumping into the bad alpah boyz 🥶 ||COMPLETED|| ||53 chapters|| I'm rewriting this doodoo ass story one day, trust

Y/Ns life changes forever when she meets One Direction. Now she must choose her soulmate from a plethora of eligible bachelors.

Jake from State Farm, how may I help you?

Falling in love with the most useful thing on planet earth. Can you see it now , you and your new bæ?

Orion, a junior in high school wants to make her year better and more exciting by getting started with a bang by a big party who she invited by both a close friend and her crush, Marley. And she promises she'll make it but she's unsure of her decision. Although her anxiety us telling this is a bad idea and she should stay home like a good child, she can help but not want to let Marley down. How far will she go for a simple crush? *There's more than this, this is just the beginning* (Warnings: There's gay shit, swearing, lil bit of rough/sensitive topics, and more gay shit.)

not related to shrek at all, just a masterpiece/ meme story, also known as my 2am brainrot

he scanned more than my coupons... he scanned my heart. <3 a jake from state farm and alex from target love story.

Jake from State Farm discovers a life changing secret that may end up ending his own, will he survive the horrors unearthed from his discovery? Or maybe he'll find something more... COLLAB WITH (TickleT0d), please check their story out first! If you don't mine won't make sense later on :( Started- 2/1/23

I'm being watched, and you are too, it's State Farm, there watching, there watching us all, and there watching right now.

In which a boy is an asshole to a girl

I was 9. This is no longer my humor. Shrek senpai and jake from State Farm are dating but kermat also loves shrek senpai 😔😭😭😭😓😓😢😢😰😰😰🥺🥺😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😔😔😔😔hibslsbhoisin

This is just a book of things I do while writing or before writing that may or may not help people. I'll update pretty much whenever something comes to mind. ~Jake

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