Jamesmunkyshaffer Stories

A gooder story than you expect (WITH THE KORN FAM)

repost not mine original authors description: A collection of oneshots about the band KoRn, set in the 90s with inter-band relationships

I'm such a hoe for nu metal men.

Exactly what the title is suggestive of.... Reading this will be dirty dark deep and scary. Truthful to highschool expereince.

"The Freak Forest is a large plane of dark woods at the eastern border with the Hill Kingdom. Many people disappeared there, and those who managed to escape it reported sightings of tall men with long dreads, black animal-like claws, and pointy teeth. The population around the forest calls them "The KoRn", due to a saying that there's an abundance of wild corn in their diet, however, their existence still has to be proven". -Hill Kingdom Bestiary

all satire plz don't attack me☹️😞😓😞😭😭😔😥😥😨😨🥶🥶😭😭😢😢😢🥹🥹🤗🤗💕

Jessie Johnson and her best friend Clare Gates won a radio raffle with free backstage tickets and vip passes to a surprise band. Little did Jessie know that the band would be her all-time favorite band.