Janecrocker Stories

This is schoolstuck. Dirk Strider is your not-so average nerd. His intelligence in robotics earned him a few teasings, which is quite cliché, yet he isn't your classic...

xD I just wanted to collect ALLLLLLLL the ridiculous fics in one place.

Oh boi you're in for a treat <<C O M P L E T E D>>

A variety of one-shots.

This is just a quick thing that popped into my head. I'm so sorry about the quality

In an AU, you and the Homestuck kids run a babysitting service in a small house you all bought together. One day, Jane Crocker finds a small grub on the porch of the hou...

I love everybody because I love you The tree sways in the wind, the fields of sunflowers rolling across the hills. Her strawberry blonde hair glistened, as her pink eyes...

You've heard many stories about the homestuck kids both beta and alpha. But what about the parents? They were kids once. So here are a few headcannons for what might ha...

in my 2022? more likely than you think

==>HEY YOU THERE, YEAH YOU Your body flinched in pain as you sat, your head in a migraine causing you to grit your teeth. The bright sky opens up to you in full arms...

there are only beta kids and trolls. there are the girls too, don't worry~

John Egbert was living out the perfect life. How can it be better than this? He loves his dad, he loves his older sister, he loves the castle he lives in! Being heir to...

Your name is (y/n) and you have just turned 18. Finally! Freedom! You get to do whatever you want! No responsibilities, no cares, no nothing! WRONG! What happens when yo...

They're happy now. They're free. This is what was they needed all along. Home. --- Requests: OPEN This was intended to be a oneshot but I'm willing to do requests. Just...

Just a jumble of random HS headcanons. Will include AUs. If you like, you can comment one or two and if I like it, I'll include it in this thing. DISCLAIMERS: HOMESTUCK...

Dirkjake but they're just normal high schoolers (no sburb au, but the trolls still exist) --Other ships that I'll probably include-- -Janeroxy -Davekat/ Davejohnkat ...

where doing this bro where MAKING THIS HAPPEN -- This Homestuck RP is both for RPing in the main Homestuck story AND, if you wanted, you could RP in a whole new and orig...

It's Christmas time bros. Everyone is up and doing their thing, playing with their presidents n' shit, having a fucking blast and there he is. Just looking derpy ad fuck...