Janecrocker Stories

This is schoolstuck. Dirk Strider is your not-so average nerd. His intelligence in robotics earned him a few teasings, which is quite cliché, yet he isn't your classic, "I'm stuttery, quiet, shy, and I also have glasses, braces and real bad acne" nerd. He's quite chill and cool, doesn't actually give a god damn shit about his bullies. Luckily, Dirk also has his good friends Jane Crocker and Roxy Lalonde alongside him.

Panting, we rush out into the ashen grey field. We were being chased. - Your name is (y/n), you've been trying to stay alive during this war outbreak that went even more to hell with your friend, Dirk Strider. The five year war was over, but survivors were scarce. The nuclear war created a disease. People would become cannibals. Zombies. For two years, you've been traveling on foot with your "best friend" Dirk Strider. but zombies had invaded your so-called "hidden" camp, causing you and Dirk to evacuate. All is about as good as any situation could be in an apocalypse until you run into another boy. That boy's name just so happened to be Dave Strider, that same boy that got kidnapped from you just a year prior. - The three of you travel together throughout the cities, trying to find any source of civilization. Hardships and worries make you grow closer each of the boys over time.. Friends are made and lost, and betrayal is no new story. - (Edit) 12/26/18: I still have not found the artist of the picture that I've used as the cover for this book, if anyone knows/finds out who the artist is, please contact me with their information. I need to give credit where credit is due! Thank you. -Jay - #1 in Sadstuck #1 in Rose Lalonde #1 in Zombiestuck #1 in Jane Crocker #2 in Dirk Strider #2 in Jake English #2 in Kanaya Maryam #2 in DaveStriderxReader #3 in Dave Strider #3 in DavexReader #3 in DirkxReader

Official book for the Rich-stuck AU!

(Was inspired by @UmeJuuzou ) You are at your sisters wedding, she has just stolen the love of your life, and your parents flat ignore you. On the night of the wedding you decide to get away, only to have a strange man with a long hat and brown ears lurer you into a garden, he seems... strange as he walked you around talking about strange places he's been. He looks down at his watch and smirks, and before you knew it, you were falling, no. Not for him. You were really falling! It seemed endless until you finally hit something and land softly on the ground.. What happened to you? What will happen to you? Find out here!

John Egbert is the loner at his awfully too quiet of a school. What happens when you speak to a singer once, and offer him housing while he goes to your school? A lot of crazy shit apparently. Poly relationships are never ending. It's just like a normal teenage drama but with the main characters being a troll, buck toothed-nick cage lover, and ironic cool dude who's successful at 17-18.

I will not do any weird crazy ships like karkat and the black queen 🤷 also Im still reading homestuck so if u ask something of a character Idk I will reply once I'm the character.also I will do smut fluff lemon Angest and just a friendship One- enjoy please-

I got a request on Instagram for some cottoncandy so here it is! It turned into sadstuck though. {cover is an edit by me} ~ Jane is looking for Roxy on her planet, but she doesn't expect what she finds.

Headcanons for various fandoms.

Just a short story I wrote about Dirk during English class that I'm going to extend. This is a No Sburb au, and they all live in the same time. It is also a FtM!Dirk au. I do not own any of characters or Homestuck, they belong to Andrew Hussie. Credit for the story cover goes to tempestSylph on Deviantart

Trying out writing a DirkJake Sadstuck! It will only be 2-3 chapters, and I will try to finish it this week. Hope you enjoy! Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

Jane always looked like she was fresh out of the 1950's. She always wore those big, furling skirts and adorable mary jane shoes. Roxy looked like she was in a perpetual state of intoxication or having a hangover. Together, the two enjoy being generally homosexual and being enthusiastic about comfy socks.

Another DirkJake Sadstuck! Dirk struggles with depression after abuse related to Beta Bro. Planning on having Dirk and Jake be a couple at some point, but as far as Jake knows, Dirk's relationship with Bro is completely healthy. More development as it goes on! Trigger warning: This fan fiction may include descriptions of abuse and/or self harm. Read at your own risk! Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck or any of the characters used in this fan fiction! All characters are owned by Andrew Hussie.

They're happy now. They're free. This is what was they needed all along. Home. --- Requests: OPEN This was intended to be a oneshot but I'm willing to do requests. Just send them in and I'll write them when I have the chance. I'm willing to do all requests for your fulfilling pairings, scenarios, wants and needs, and for your happiness. I will also be adding my own too. 'Cause why not? None of the characters or artwork belong to me. Additional characters added belong to their owners that will be credited within those chapters. This is only a fan made fiction from my mind only. If the artist would like me to remove their artwork; please tell me immediately, credits below. Credits; Homestuck © Andrew Hussie

Oh boi you're in for a treat <<C O M P L E T E D>>

The beta kids have already met up with the alpha kids but when theirs a rift in the timeline they meet a whole new line of kids

Just a ton of Homestuck one-shots. They may be mostly of Jade because I love her :3 Rankings: #31 in Jane Crocker

Dirk had the crackle list he named him Simon cuz he was LIK it kinda sounds like semon but coooler and he liked dat. Simon has a Neko with hair. (And it waz reel hair not those shitty fake hairs that yo momma makes) Jake cums for da Yaois i don't own homestuck or anyone in it Bruh it's those rights go to Andrew hussie

It's Christmas time bros. Everyone is up and doing their thing, playing with their presidents n' shit, having a fucking blast and there he is. Just looking derpy ad fuck as usual and he's RIGHT underneath it. Okay good. Now you don't have to lure him over with a lame excuse. You got this. Holy shit you got this. Goddammit don't you fucking bail, Strider. --- This was all based off of "Mistletoe kiss(es)" by ChussKa.deviantart.com , I just simply thought I put it into words. Because this is my heart, just like my various other ships. None of the characters or artwork belong to me. This is only a fan made fiction from my mind only. If the artist would like me to remove their artwork; please tell me immediately, credits below. Credits; Art, Storyline - ChussKa @ DeviantART Homestuck © Andrew Hussie