Истории Jarjarbinks

|| FALLEN SAVIORS SERIES || "Being a Jedi doesn't make you less human." ─ ✩ In which Aurora Tinsley discovers there's more to her than meets the eye. ❪ Book 1 of 9 ❫ ❪ Phantom Menace - Kenobi ❫ ❪ Aurora Tinsley x Obi-Wan Kenobi ❫

"𝐈𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐈'𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬." ||| An Obi Wan Kenobi love story ||| 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 ||| 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬(?) -#1 QUI-GON -#2 ACROSS THE STARS -

You've just had the worst time of your life, and awful date, awful weather, just awful everything. but maybe your knight will be just the thing you needed (this is a jarjar binks x reader fic, don't take anything serious in this. Its not meant to be serious, obviously lololol)

Rich, juices running, pork crackling, swine

Paige should never let me have access to her wattpad

[READ THIS: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF DANK DIARIES. UNLESS YOU'RE POSITIVE THIS IS THE VERSION YOU WANT TO READ, PLEASE GO TO THE ONE LABELED [OFFICAL].] Meet Paige Drob. She drinks Clorox everyday because people tell her to spin a Prizewheel. Paige has two friends named Larry Stu and Mary Sue. One day, Bob Duncan, the principal of Paigedro Middle School died. And Larry, Mary, and Paige have to find Donald Trump, who's penis magic was so strong he killed Principal Duncan. In this spiritual, meaningful, emotional story, the mystery and charm is strong. Reviewers have said the story is sadder than the fact America is either getting Clinton or Trump as president. WARNING: When reading this book you may lose: Your sperm, your virginity, your Seven Deadly Sins keychain you forgot you had because we stole it before you where even born, your Mr. Krabs, your anime/manga, your make-up company, your Melanie Martinez, and more. Mignonne is in no way responsible for the loss and suing her will result in her middle finger shoved up your ass. "Dank" writing on cover by MissMintyMagic, her attempt to make cringe hand writing. Cover by me. Girl in Thumbnail: Paige Drob Cover currently updated to be even more cringey.

One of the things I've had to do recently is research how different Star Wars aliens function, what worlds they come from, what their biology looks like, etc. But what if all of that info was collected into a neat space, tailored for writers waning to craft a fun and amazing Star Wars novel, story, or fan fiction? I've got you covered!!! Over time, I will fill this first volume with all the sentient creatures that fill the wonderful world of the Star Wars universe, with information pulled from both the current canon, as well as Legends/EU. Please utilize this tool, and share it with your writer and Star Wars fan friends. Who know, you just might learn a thing or two. (In progress)

A fair and true depiction of the series of events that led to the rise of the just and noble Galactic Empire under Palpatine the wise, and its fall by the treachery of fugitive Jedi and rebel scum. This is a parodic work based on the 'Star Wars' films which are owned by the House of Mouse and not me. Please don't sue me.

Grace magically appear in Tatooine where she met Qui Gon Jinn, Padme and Jar Jar Binks and also met Anakin Skywalker. I don't own anything except my characters

You come home to sex lord, space daddy, ripped abs, big penis, Jar Jar Binks. He wants to be your humble sex servant. You can't deny such an amazing chance so you take it. Then about 6 hours later, you stab him 693838484848 times with your Böker Magnum Advance All Black Pro 42 01RY306 pocket knife. That's a fat L.

Star Wars belongs to george Lucas This is a Star wars fanficton about how a simple gungan worked in the shadows to become the one true leader of the sith Darth Jar Jar

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You and Jar Jar, and I breakable bond... In good times and bad you find a way through. After many years of friendship he confesses his love... And you find yourselves in an... Enjoyable situation.

Grab some hot cocoa, snuggle up under a blanket by the fire, and enjoy a heart throbbing tale of love and finding oneself with Flxp, a 2.93k subscriber, selfmade YouTuber, and an overwhelmingly handsome Jar Jar Binks, a Gungan rejected not only by his own kind, but also by everyone who says that he ISN'T a Sith Lord. (They're wrong by the way)

This is my fourth entry of my Ask series. Hello everyone! Mesa Jar Jar Binks here! Mesa will answer questions that yousa lovely peoples all have for me. Now understand, mesa is aware of things and knows people have been "upset" with mesa since 1999. But mesa will be respectful to you all and hopefully yousa people will be nice to mesa. And mesa again says please be respectful. Because of the hate this character gets, everyone must understand that I support this character. Anyone who flames or spams with horrible and mean questions, it will be deleted and or reported. Thank you. Jar Jar Binks and Star Wars are owned by George Lucas, Fox, Disney and LucasFilm.

Regi Winona Winters & Roy Winifred Winters are twins. Their parents were king and queen of Allderon before they were killed in the clone wars. When Regi and Roy were seven, they were taken to become Jedi. They learned from their master Obiwan Kenobi who also taught their best friend Anakin. STAR WARS FANFIC! updating daily to weekly pls be patient we're both really busy

What if every fictional character ever lived in the same universe? Well that's what I'm doing because I'm bored. This is mainly just a bit of fun so if you don't like it sorry but I don't really care. There's some characters I like a LOT more than others so if they're used a lot more than the character you like I'm sorry but I don't really care, again. Read if you like it's mainly just random stuff Go from an Orangutan and a Lemur facing off against a Gorilla to the Sesame Streets

The courageous Captain Rex is thrust headfirst into a war he was not even breed to fight. While examining his history he realizes that the distance between him and the Jedi is closing. Even though being a clone forbids it and the Jedi code prohibits it, a dangerous relationship forms between Rex and Anakin Skywalkers padawn Ahsoka Tano. Meanwhile master Yoda senses a disturbance in the force while Darth Sidious continues to annihilate handfuls of Jedi. As more Jedi are exterminated, the seats of the fallen Jedi are never filled as the force dies.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a young apprentice Jedi knight under the tutelage of Qui-Gon Jinn when a mysterious Mandalorian suddenly joins them to protect the small planet of Naboo from a war against the battle droids. Anakin Skywalker, who will later father Luke Skywalker and become known as Darth Vader, is just a 9-year-old boy. When the Trade Federation cuts off all routes to the planet Naboo, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are assigned to settle the matter.