Jarjarbinks Stories

|| FALLEN SAVIORS SERIES || "Being a Jedi doesn't make you less human." ─ ✩ In which Aurora Tinsley discovers there's more to her than meets the eye. ❪ Book 1 of 9 ❫ ❪ Phantom Menace - Kenobi ❫ ❪ Currently Writing: Revenge of the Sith ❫ ❪ Aurora Tinsley x Obi-Wan Kenobi ❫

You and Jar Jar, and I breakable bond... In good times and bad you find a way through. After many years of friendship he confesses his love... And you find yourselves in an... Enjoyable situation.

❝Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering.❞ ► In which young Anakin Skywalker is given the task to protect the princess from Naboo; who hides a dark secret that could lead to their demise [ Coming Soon ] [ Star Wars episode II - III ] [ Cover Credits: @Aphrodite270 ]

The marvelous dumb fuck adventures of Jar-Jar binks and Matthew the ramen

This is my fourth entry of my Ask series. Hello everyone! Mesa Jar Jar Binks here! Mesa will answer questions that yousa lovely peoples all have for me. Now understand, mesa is aware of things and knows people have been "upset" with mesa since 1999. But mesa will be respectful to you all and hopefully yousa people will be nice to mesa. And mesa again says please be respectful. Because of the hate this character gets, everyone must understand that I support this character. Anyone who flames or spams with horrible and mean questions, it will be deleted and or reported. Thank you. Jar Jar Binks and Star Wars are owned by George Lucas, Fox, Disney and LucasFilm.

This is the story that brought me to wattpad. Not long ago, in the galaxy we're sitting in now, I saw fan art of Jar Jar Binks as a Jedi shared on instagram. The response from the crowd was about what you would expect. Lols ensued. For some reason, amid the insanity, I just randomly posted an entire fanfic about that picture down in the comments. It was all about an alternate universe in which Jar Jar actually becomes a Jedi, and the resulting chain of events. Someone who read the comment directed me to wattpad, and told me what it was. Now, I'm here! Therefore, I figured it was only appropriate to share the story that started off that chain of events.

Yar Jar Binks is so hot 🥵🥵🥵💦💦🔥 i hate him

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Some of the pictures are mine, some aren't. I will say which are and aren't mine. This story is pretty much just written by my friend, Addy. They gave me permission to post it, because it was absolutely hilarious. This wasn't supposed to exist, but honestly it's too funny not to.

Rich, juices running, pork crackling, swine

This is the Jar Jar Binks fanfic that everyone has been asking for.

[READ THIS: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF DANK DIARIES. UNLESS YOU'RE POSITIVE THIS IS THE VERSION YOU WANT TO READ, PLEASE GO TO THE ONE LABELED [OFFICAL].] Meet Paige Drob. She drinks Clorox everyday because people tell her to spin a Prizewheel. Paige has two friends named Larry Stu and Mary Sue. One day, Bob Duncan, the principal of Paigedro Middle School died. And Larry, Mary, and Paige have to find Donald Trump, who's penis magic was so strong he killed Principal Duncan. In this spiritual, meaningful, emotional story, the mystery and charm is strong. Reviewers have said the story is sadder than the fact America is either getting Clinton or Trump as president. WARNING: When reading this book you may lose: Your sperm, your virginity, your Seven Deadly Sins keychain you forgot you had because we stole it before you where even born, your Mr. Krabs, your anime/manga, your make-up company, your Melanie Martinez, and more. Mignonne is in no way responsible for the loss and suing her will result in her middle finger shoved up your ass. "Dank" writing on cover by MissMintyMagic, her attempt to make cringe hand writing. Cover by me. Girl in Thumbnail: Paige Drob Cover currently updated to be even more cringey.

A fair and true depiction of the series of events that led to the rise of the just and noble Galactic Empire under Palpatine the wise, and its fall by the treachery of fugitive Jedi and rebel scum. This is a parodic work based on the 'Star Wars' films which are owned by the House of Mouse and not me. Please don't sue me.

i was doing this silly writing challenge thing with a friend and i just thought of uploading it cuz why not lol its basically a funny retelling of star wars 1st episode, the phantom menace pretty sure chapters are divided by the days, so some will be shorter/longer than the other hope u like it !! <3

JarJar Binks just disappeared. At the beginning of the Empire, the one responsible for convincing the Senate was nowhere to be found. Perhaps he was killed in the chaos of the Jedi Purge. Maybe he was kidnapped and held hostage. The only theory we have so far: He's been assassinated by a powerful new Sith Lord, the galaxy's greatest assassin under the guidance of Darth Sidious. First Draft.

Grace magically appear in Tatooine where she met Qui Gon Jinn, Padme and Jar Jar Binks and also met Anakin Skywalker. I don't own anything except my characters

I write about random ass characters enjoy.

What if every fictional character ever lived in the same universe? Well that's what I'm doing because I'm bored. This is mainly just a bit of fun so if you don't like it sorry but I don't really care. There's some characters I like a LOT more than others so if they're used a lot more than the character you like I'm sorry but I don't really care, again. Read if you like it's mainly just random stuff Go from an Orangutan and a Lemur facing off against a Gorilla to the Sesame Streets

You've just had the worst time of your life, and awful date, awful weather, just awful everything. but maybe your knight will be just the thing you needed (this is a jarjar binks x reader fic, don't take anything serious in this. Its not meant to be serious, obviously lololol)