Sometimes Awsten hated himself. Sometimes Awsten fucked his bestfriend. Sometimes Awsten rejected organised religion as of it's complicated relationship with the queer community which he just so happened to be apart of. Sometimes he accidentally had angelic higher beings fall through his mirrors because he didn't listen to any paranormal youtuber on the concept of portals/vortexes and why he shouldn't have two mirrors facing each other continuously.
But those were all human problems that Geoff didn't understand, but he was sure Awsten would be willing to teach him.
It's Awsten's birthday so Otto and Geoff decide to give him a rather special present
Smut warning and slight gore warning
I literally just wrote this trying to use everything Awsten said he didn't like in his podcast so it's all pretty much just satire
This is set in like 2018 with purple haired Awsten because the only adjectives I could come up for for his green hair was puke coloured and we ain't about that life
Alright bitches you probably know how Supernatural goes but this ain't Supernatural so sit down, shut up and listen to how two idiots somehow snagged hot angels.
This is another story brought to you by shitty imagination inc. we're never closed.
Ebb made a groupchat. Out of boredom.
That's all she did.
Little did she know, that just short few 17 hours later, her favourite band would reply, changing her life... for the better or for the worst?
waterparks were finally taking off, the "made in america" tour was underway! but awsten had some unfounded feelings, him and geoff having quite the adventure traversing through these feelings while on tour.
(i'm not good at descriptions pls)
"He had everything, but felt nothing. He had nothing, but felt everything."
geoff is in a famous band.
awsten is from a small town in the middle of nowhere.
they couldn't be more different.
maybe that's for the best.