Jdvance Stories

CHAOS

I need a lot of drugs to get through this. Content warning: racism, homophobia, disgusting imagery, donald trump, sexual intercourse, 18+

"Maybe some thing wrong with me but I feel while watching video Edward Cullen so hot. But I am a boy and will be punished. How strange it is to be anything at all." -Donald Trump **this is a sequel to "star(s and stripes) crossed lovers." if you havent read that, then this might not make sense** completed in august 2024~

how about that debate...

J.D. Vance representa la superación personal con raíces firmes. J.D. Vance stands for personal resilience with deep roots.

Trump struggles with romance in a deadly political landscape, trapped between 4 different men while batteling for reelection Trump must find the love of the people, and his true love all at once. But maybe, love doesnt have to be reserved for just one special person. Trump x Elon Trump x Putin Trump x Kim Jong Un A little bit of Trump x Biden

JD won't stop searching until he finds you, and he's confident it won't take long.

A love story against the harsh politics of the new USA

This story has a center to center left bias, extremist characters may be shown but this is for comedy and those characters views are not my own. This takes place in an alternate universe where Kamala Harris won. A young royals story canon compliant to the end of season 2 except Wilhelm was forced to abdicate I don't belive in conspiracy theories, brain chips refer to a futuristic concept based on Elon Musk's Neuralink

When Donald J. Trump becomes the 45th president of the United States Of America he meets a man named Joseph R. Biden and begins falling in love with him, when Biden finds out about Trump's little crush they start having a secret relationship while working through political and personal issues in life, what will happen if other politicians or the people of America find out? idk read and find out.

A surreal, satirical fever dream blending political extremism and blind hero worship. Mr. M, a delusional devotee of Trump, experiences a divine, chaotic vision during the Capitol riots, filled with AR-15s, Kid Rock, conspiracies, and bald eagles. As reality unravels, his love for Trump transcends time and reason. True love story of a meth dealer and trump.

JD Vance is stressed out. With the pope Dying and everyone blaming him for it and Trump deciding that Elon is a better candidate for his best friend. But all that changes when he meets the right person... or rather the right spoon.

JD Vance never thought he would fall in love again, especially not with a couch. His life, a relentless whirlwind of legal briefs, elegies, and courtroom battles, left little room for anything else. But that all changed the day he stepped into his sparsely furnished apartment and saw it-a luxurious, velvet couch in a rich shade of burgundy, standing out like a jewel amid the mundane. It had arrived unexpectedly, a gift from an anonymous, non-political, sender, yet the moment he sank into its plush embrace, he felt an inexplicable connection. The couch cradled him with a comforting solidity, promising solace and sanctuary in a way nothing else ever had. As JD Vance ran his hands over the sumptuous fabric, he knew this was the beginning of something extraordinary, a love that would defy all logic and expectations, intertwining his heart with the most unexpected of companions.

Elon, a cutesy, quiet, quirky, boy with chocolate brown eyes unexpectedly meets his prince charming in the white house of all places. Trump, a mysterious orange, tall, beanstalk-like, handsome man, and casually the most powerful person in the US seems to be a match made in heaven for Elon, but everything takes a turn for the worse when the president starts showing his true colors. Will the two rekindle their love or move on and find their own fairy tale endings? Read BBB (big bootaylicious breakup) to find out!

The cool night air wrapped around the balcony of the U.S. Capitol residence as Vice President JD Vance gazed out over Washington's glittering skyline. His pressed suit jacket was loosened at the collar, and for the first time in weeks, he wasn't thinking about polling numbers or midterms. Tonight, something else weighed on him. Across the room, soft footsteps approached, and Charlotte, a policy aide whose calm resolve and thoughtful courage had become his unseen anchor, stepped into view. I carried a folder of briefing notes, but my eyes carried something deeper - concern. "You should've gone home," I said quietly, setting aside the papers. He looked back at me with a tired smile, the kind that didn't reach his eyes. "I needed air," he admitted. I joined him at the balcony's edge. For a long moment, we just stood in silence - two people whose lives were defined by strategy and expectations, but whose hearts were telling them something entirely different. "You're chasing every crisis," Charlotte said, my voice low. "But what about what matters most?" That stopped him. He looked at me - really saw me - and the tension that lived in my shoulders, the way I'd stayed by his side through contentious briefings and long nights on legislative strategy. "You are the reason I keep going, Lottie," he murmured, the words born from exhaustion and truth. Not performance. Not politics. Just honesty. My breath caught. I didn't pull away. He continued: "Not the headlines, not the speeches, not even the cause I believe in. You." A quiet hush fell between them, the city's hum a backdrop to something much more personal. Marina met his gaze, recognition dawning in her eyes. "Then let me be more than midnight conversations and quiet confessions," she replied, her voice steady. "Let me be the reason you come with me." And in that moment, under the weight of history and expectation, we chose something that felt revolutionary yet simple - each other.

Trump is running for his second term, but he has other things in mind, too. His two best friends; he loves them, but not in the way you think. Misuse of a couch!

Life at the white house is certainly... something. Donald Trump and Joe Biden both wondered what life would've been like if they hadn't been forced to hate each other. When they initially ran against each other, they ended up pissing off God, so as punishment, the Holy Trinity forced them to go back in time to participate in a retirement home golf tournament to fix their sin. However, this didn't entirely go as planned. Biden dropped the election, and Trump ended up winning. Trump's white house is anything but classy. Now he has a budding romance with Biden to deal with, on top of the loving adoration from both Elon Musk and J.D Vance. [THERE WILL BE SMUT AND ROMANCE] PAIRINGS TO EXPECT: TRUMPXBIDEN TRUMPXELON MELANIAXKAMALA TRUMPXVANCE TRUMPXVANCEXBIDENXELON this book is celebrating the election! #pride #imnotevenamerican 15/07/24: due to recent events will I add a shooting + comfort scene? 08/03/25: i wanna do more ships so it is more of a white house fanfic now