Jeffdunham Stories

No I am not shipping any of them. They're puppets.

YALL MY FRIEND MADE A JEFF DUNAHM INFECTION AU AND I WANTED TO WRITE A FIC ABOUT IT LMAO. If you wanna see the TikTok slideshow version of this go check it out on my friends TT page under the same name!! Currently throwing the butter in the pan.

Don't you just hate when your stuck around people you can't stand for more than an hour at a time?? Well guess what. Your gonna have to do so. At a coworker party. Watch as multiple PUPPETS of all things scramble to not fight to the death at a party thrown to celebrate being around people they constantly wanna beat up. Some people might meet and get close, others might not make it through the night (I'm looking at you, Bubba J) , BUT WE DO KNOW that shits gonna go DOWN. YAY ANOTHER JEFF DUNHAM FIC THAT IM PROBABLY NEVER GONNA FINISH. Idk yall im mostly writing this cuz I have writers block and I want it to GO AWAY. Also because MWHAHAHAH SILLY PUPPETS AND THE FORCED DYNAMICS THAT IM GONNA GIVE THEM MWHAHAHAHA Also the cover of the fic is a Weezer album at the special request of my pookie, Torden :))

(creates story with RIZZ.)

this is the story of a person based of my real life friend matthew gaines.

A podcast accompanied by the hosts AJ and Url as they talk about dumbass shit, there time being a part of Jeff's shows, and bringing along Guests to bring the show EVEN MORE flavor!! This was just a silly lil thing I thought up of during a creative writing class LMAO. LOVE MY TWO BBS😔🙏

Frist time in forever, y/n met a hilarious guy named Jeff Dunham he is 60 years old and still a handsome looking guy...but one day y/n got a free ticket to go see him and what would happen next?... Warning: some description may contain language, and other things that I think you should know by now (if you know who he is) and some romantic moments in this story and also lastly but not least miss spelling I'm sorry:( Some of the chapters are long but worth it and if you are a jeff dunham lover this is a story for you! enjoy I'm making more chapters but I have high school to do:)

You read the title. This is just about a weird bitch talking about there headcanons of scary ass puppets. Oh yea and the cover is a can of beans. Isn't that just fabulous. I'll make up dates to this whenever I feel like it I suppose.