Jefferybezos Stories

Y/N is a 19 year old college student desperate for romance. When Jeffery Bezos offers to become your sugar daddy. What things could you and Jeff get up to?

Elijah x Johan fan-fanic

In a world far far away that absolutely no one fucking asked for, the was a civilization known as "The Gleepers". They were a humble civilization, buying and selling shit off of Amazon.com. They connected through the Amazon wormhole which allowed them to purchase said items Until one day... one gleeper called "Emo Gleep" ordered a My Chemical Romance album causing a worker from an Amazon warehouse to fall in, no one gives a SHIT about the worker let's be so fr it's more so the fact that Amazon will have to hire a new worker now, and THAT SHIT ISN'T FREE. And so the most dangerous being on earth went through the Amazon wormhole, swearing to seek vengeance for the money they spent on that worker, his name... Jeffrey Bezos. The Gleeper King had to assemble a team, to stop Jeffery Bezos, their names. Gleep Orange Gleep Emo Gleep Pimp Gleep Tall Gleep Small Gleep And most importantly... ADAM SANDLER. (And so many more cameos) Will the team stop Jeffery Bezos from colonizing their species? Or will Jeffery Bezos force their civilization to work in an already unpaid Amazon warehouse forever...

Jeffery bezos dies 😍😍 this is 100% satire btw I think

Read the title 👹👹👹👹

This is a joke, this all came from a fake two minute rp with friends

i'm not american, so i don't know how america works.