Jeffgoldblum Stories

When Elaina Radley gets a paid internship at a cable company, she's ecstatic. What she never expected was getting dragged into a full-on alien encounter, complete with brave attacks, way-too-close encounters, and a side of...love? (OC×David Levinson) (Slight swearing)

' 𝘉𝘖𝘠, 𝘋𝘖 𝘐 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘉𝘌𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘙𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛 𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘛𝘐𝘔𝘌 . ' when Hammond invites you on his tour of Jurrasic Park, you're one of the few attending people that know he has successfully recreated real dinosaurs; because your research helped make it happen. you expected that alone would be eventful enough - - but little did you know, you'd be in for whirlwind of mayhem, and a romance with a particularly mouthy chaotician. 𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝘐𝘈𝘕 𝘔𝘈𝘓𝘊𝘖𝘓𝘔 𝘹 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙 RANKINGS! #9 ( jeff goldblum ) #19 ( ian malcolm )

❝epiphanies are never convenient, and often arrive too late.❞ ▂▂▂ ( EPIPHANY ) a loki laufeyson story filled with grandeur, grief, & mirth ALTERNATE UNIVERSE LOKI LAUFEYSON X OC

After the Isla Nublar incident, I, Ian Malcolm, decided to inform the public eye and media of what truly happened at the island. I knew writing this could potentially ruin my reputation, and it did. The truth is hardly ever well received, and this is no exception. However, I know what I saw. I don't expect any of the readers will believe this... but there aren't any versions of the truth.

Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito are average sleep paralysis demons but they have a huge secret; they've been in love with each other since they first started their jobs back in 1876. Their higher authorities banned them being together. They deemed it unprofessional and childish. Would Danny and Steve let some silly rules get in the way of the bond they shared? See how their proscribed love plays out in this spine tingling allegory of Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito, the forbidden lovers.

ᵗᵃᵃᵗᶜ | ❝𝐿𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟❞ 🦖 𝘠/𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘴. 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘈𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘸, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘵𝘺𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘱𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵. 𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘱𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥, 𝘠/𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴, 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨.

A short story in which the wonderful Jeff Goldblum is Valerie's grandpa and Valerie wishes to release her deepest sorrows to Jeff Goldblum. Inspired by one tweet about Jeff Goldblum claiming "Jeff Goldblum always looks like he'd listen deeply to your sorrows & let you have his most expensive bottle of wine to make you feel better."

A Jurassic Park book of short stories and one-shots. This also contains many of my screenplay ideas for past/future movies, and theories. You will find that the star of most of these one-shots will be the one and only Ian Malcolm, played in the movie by Jeff Goldblum. All rights go to Universal Studios.

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Julianne Jennings is a world renowned zoologist. She was brought to Jurassic Park by personal invitation of John Hammond along with paleontologists Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler, and the mathematician Ian Malcom who was well known for his studies on the Chaos Theory. Julianne finds Malcom extremely annoying and rude, but when their lives are threatened, she must put aside their differences in a battle for survival.

It's a bad bad idea.

(previously titled For The Alamo) ALAMO/STANNER BROTP/INDEPENDENCE DAY/MAD MAX/WHO IS SHE THO Bruce and Tony have finally accomplished it. Time travel. How will thing unravel as the Hulk and Iron Man go back in time to 1836.

(The character is only referred to as M. They don't have an actual name, gender or appearance. They just have a last name which I'm just going to say is their mothers maiden name. I chose the initial M randomly but feel free to change it or whatevs.) When a person struggling to maintain a proper work-life balance, whilst juggling an entire business and being a single parent, is approached by John Hammond to go to his secluded island, they snatch up the opportunity straight away. However, everything goes terribly wrong for this person once they arrive.

This story does exactly what it says on the tin! Requests closed

This is primarily for shipping (Frostmaster, Rogue/Doctor, Aziracrow, Loustat, etc.) but I will write anything from their related media if I receive requests, which are VERY MUCH appreciated. (NO REAL PERSON SHIPPING PLEASE AND NO NSFW) My Beatles oneshot book is something else, so if you have requests in that area, refer to that. (I'LL ALSO WRITE ANYTHING RELATED TO INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, DOCTOR WHO, AND HANNIBAL...and most, if not all characters played by Jeff Goldblum. PLUS, and I mean this sorta softly, American Psycho.)

some one shots that were in my head and i didnt feel like writing a full story

I am doing this novel with some of the events of the book by Michael Crichton, but I am also going to do some of the movie. I will be changing some things so that the story makws more sense. Elizabeth Dillie is one of Ellie's best friend child. She really likes dinosaurs, so her mom convinces Ellie in taking her to the park, so she wouldnt go see her ill dad. If only she knew what she was sending her kid too.... Disclaimer: I dont own anyone in this series, only the Dillie Family and Hardings son. I would try and make every chapter like the ones in the book, but there will be some little events of the movies aswell.

John Hammond invited you over for a weekend to experience his new park. You never thought that your life would be completely different after just a weekend when you have to survive in a deadly theme park full of dinosaurs with a chaotician who is the epitome of "tall, dark, and handsome".

Thanks to chaotician, Dr Ian Malcolm, and his inspiring speech that changed the opinions of the jury and left the globe in awe, people are now more aware than ever that Hammond made a grave mistake in reviving beasts that nature selected for extinction millions of years ago. It's up to the people who know best to put an end to all the devastation and wipe them out once and for all. Man and dinosaurs coexisting would never work, and as long as dinosaurs exist, another selective species as deadly as the Indominus Rex could be developed. With the help of his long-term friend and partner, Claire, and paleobotanist Dr Ellie Sattler, (one of the only people who experienced the horrors of Jurassic Park twenty nine years ago), Owen Grady must turn back the clocks and be rivaling with the dinosaurs for the last time.