Jeffgoldblum Stories

The girl who grew up with dinosaurs meets the girl who grew up with dinosaurs. TW - may include self harm, eating disorder, physical/verbal/financial abuse, terminal illness, child neglect I don't own any of these characters besides Harper Smith. Potentially tiny spoilers for Rebirth or other films in the franchise, only very small. Eg, small script read scenes, a character talking about something that happened in the older films etc. Planned - 23rd October 2025 Started - 5th October 2025 Finished - ??

Various Actors x Reader Book || Status: ONGOING Requests: CLOSED Book of Actors x Reader imagines, gif imagines, one shots, and series. All are X Reader. The titles of each publishing will tell if it is a One-Shot, a part in a series (will have same title and varying numbers for parts), or a short lil' imagine. Basically, I don't have enough of each actor to make separate books yet, plus I like the idea of separating the Actors from their various Characters (from my other books). Enjoy! Feel free to comment, vote, and follow. Feedback is always appreciated, as long as it is spoken kindly.

A short story in which the wonderful Jeff Goldblum is Valerie's grandpa and Valerie wishes to release her deepest sorrows to Jeff Goldblum. Inspired by one tweet about Jeff Goldblum claiming "Jeff Goldblum always looks like he'd listen deeply to your sorrows & let you have his most expensive bottle of wine to make you feel better."

Loki, Thor, their crazy goth sister and their father, Odin, the God of failed parenting. BTW there is a SECOND part

So here, @imapygmypuff, @Chaospossum, and myself (@bosckoboscko) are going to write our favorite quotes about the awesometastical Jeff Goldblum. If you don't like him, then go away. You can't sit with us. If you do, Welcome!

This story does exactly what it says on the tin! Requests closed

When Elaina Radley gets a paid internship at a cable company, she's ecstatic. What she never expected was getting dragged into a full-on alien encounter, complete with brave attacks, way-too-close encounters, and a side of...love? (OC×David Levinson) (Slight swearing)

' 𝘉𝘖𝘠, 𝘋𝘖 𝘐 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘉𝘌𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘙𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛 𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘛𝘐𝘔𝘌 . ' when Hammond invites you on his tour of Jurrasic Park, you're one of the few attending people that know he has successfully recreated real dinosaurs; because your research helped make it happen. you expected that alone would be eventful enough - - but little did you know, you'd be in for whirlwind of mayhem, and a romance with a particularly mouthy chaotician. 𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝘐𝘈𝘕 𝘔𝘈𝘓𝘊𝘖𝘓𝘔 𝘹 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙 RANKINGS! #9 ( jeff goldblum ) #19 ( ian malcolm )

(previously titled For The Alamo) ALAMO/STANNER BROTP/INDEPENDENCE DAY/MAD MAX/WHO IS SHE THO Bruce and Tony have finally accomplished it. Time travel. How will thing unravel as the Hulk and Iron Man go back in time to 1836.

ᵗᵃᵃᵗᶜ | ❝𝐿𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟❞ 🦖 𝘠/𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘴. 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. 𝘈𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘸, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘵. 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘵𝘺𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘱𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵. 𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘱𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥, 𝘠/𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴, 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨.

Nikole Thomas is asked to play Dr. Ellie Sattler after Laura Dern turns the role down. She meets a whole cast of colorful characters, but none as intriguing as Mr. Sam Neill, who plays the leading man and resident paleontologist, Dr. Alan Grant. Will romance blossom between the two? Will Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough be the matchmakers? And what will Steven Spielberg do about all of this? Read to find out! (Sam Neill was 46 when Jurassic Park was released. I figure he was about 44 or 43 when filming started, so the characters will be about the actual ages that they were during filming. So probably no children for the couple once they're together-if they end up together. Also, all real life marriages of Sam Neill are disregarded for this fanfiction.)

Just some stuff my friends and I joke about.

What can I say except, welcome to the golden blooming Park

It's a bad bad idea.

Julianne Jennings is a world renowned zoologist. She was brought to Jurassic Park by personal invitation of John Hammond along with paleontologists Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler, and the mathematician Ian Malcom who was well known for his studies on the Chaos Theory. Julianne finds Malcom extremely annoying and rude, but when their lives are threatened, she must put aside their differences in a battle for survival.

Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito are average sleep paralysis demons but they have a huge secret; they've been in love with each other since they first started their jobs back in 1876. Their higher authorities banned them being together. They deemed it unprofessional and childish. Would Danny and Steve let some silly rules get in the way of the bond they shared? See how their proscribed love plays out in this spine tingling allegory of Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito, the forbidden lovers.

this is an emotional Rollercoaster, proceed with caution- When Johnny Depp realizes that he's been robbed of his stash of Little Caesar's Breadsticks, he and Tim Burton set out on an epic quest in order to regain them.

the title explains it all -co-written by @ratatoing_fan_69

(The character is only referred to as M. They don't have an actual name, gender or appearance. They just have a last name which I'm just going to say is their mothers maiden name. I chose the initial M randomly but feel free to change it or whatevs.) When a person struggling to maintain a proper work-life balance, whilst juggling an entire business and being a single parent, is approached by John Hammond to go to his secluded island, they snatch up the opportunity straight away. However, everything goes terribly wrong for this person once they arrive.