Jeffgoldblum Stories

Nicole Seymour would like to stop running. Not physically, obviously. And not from anything, either. She would like to stop running to and fro for John Hammond every time he asks her to. So if the price of stopping is one last job in the Caribbean, so be it. But she'll have to get better at running if she wants to make it out of this one.

You're their light now. Keep them out of darkness. {Thor Ragnarok} {First book in the Sun Goddess Series} started: 12/15/21 end: N/A

the scariest and most romantic story you'll ever find.

the title explains it all -co-written by @ratatoing_fan_69

Rey never wanted to live in Sakaar. But when she found herself there, there was no going back. She was "potential" in the Grandmasters eyes. He wanted her to fight the champion or capture people who would. Being the Asgardian Goddess of War, she knew she would kill the champion. So she refused to do either because she also knew how brutal he was and never wanted to put anyone else in that position. But when another certain Asgardian is captured and he persuades her to escape and go back to Asgard with him, she must choose to either fight the champion and the Goddess of Death with him, and go against her morals, or stay in Sakaar and continue to go stir crazy in a prison. ~ #1 IN GOD OF THUNDER (May-June 2019) #1 IN TESSA THOMPSON (July 2019) #5 IN CHRIS HEMSWORTH (July 2019)

What happens when love becomes a battle and a secure future crumbles to dust before your eyes? AKA Steve is engaged to Sharon but he loves Bucky DISCLAIMER: None of the characters belong to me except for Sharon's thotty attitude. I do not believe she is like this in the MCU but I needed angst fuel.

What can I say except, welcome to the golden blooming Park

Nikole Thomas is asked to play Dr. Ellie Sattler after Laura Dern turns the role down. She meets a whole cast of colorful characters, but none as intriguing as Mr. Sam Neill, who plays the leading man and resident paleontologist, Dr. Alan Grant. Will romance blossom between the two? Will Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough be the matchmakers? And what will Steven Spielberg do about all of this? Read to find out! (Sam Neill was 46 when Jurassic Park was released. I figure he was about 44 or 43 when filming started, so the characters will be about the actual ages that they were during filming. So probably no children for the couple once they're together-if they end up together. Also, all real life marriages of Sam Neill are disregarded for this fanfiction.)

Just some stuff my friends and I joke about.

Various Actors x Reader Book || Status: ONGOING Requests: CLOSED Book of Actors x Reader imagines, gif imagines, one shots, and series. All are X Reader. The titles of each publishing will tell if it is a One-Shot, a part in a series (will have same title and varying numbers for parts), or a short lil' imagine. Basically, I don't have enough of each actor to make separate books yet, plus I like the idea of separating the Actors from their various Characters (from my other books). Enjoy! Feel free to comment, vote, and follow. Feedback is always appreciated, as long as it is spoken kindly.

After the Isla Nublar incident, I, Ian Malcolm, decided to inform the public eye and media of what truly happened at the island. I knew writing this could potentially ruin my reputation, and it did. The truth is hardly ever well received, and this is no exception. However, I know what I saw. I don't expect any of the readers will believe this... but there aren't any versions of the truth.

this is an emotional Rollercoaster, proceed with caution- When Johnny Depp realizes that he's been robbed of his stash of Little Caesar's Breadsticks, he and Tim Burton set out on an epic quest in order to regain them.

"George? You went to the ball with George?!" "Why do you care?! You didn't ask me!" "Cause I like you, Laney! But, that doesn't matter, does it?" I stared at Ron in shock and he huffed, walking away. "Ron, wait." "Piss off." A story in which Ron falls for his girl best friend. This story takes place during Sorcerer's Stone and goes all the way through and after Deathly Hallows.

Thanks to chaotician, Dr Ian Malcolm, and his inspiring speech that changed the opinions of the jury and left the globe in awe, people are now more aware than ever that Hammond made a grave mistake in reviving beasts that nature selected for extinction millions of years ago. It's up to the people who know best to put an end to all the devastation and wipe them out once and for all. Man and dinosaurs coexisting would never work, and as long as dinosaurs exist, another selective species as deadly as the Indominus Rex could be developed. With the help of his long-term friend and partner, Claire, and paleobotanist Dr Ellie Sattler, (one of the only people who experienced the horrors of Jurassic Park twenty nine years ago), Owen Grady must turn back the clocks and be rivaling with the dinosaurs for the last time.

Julianne Jennings is a world renowned zoologist. She was brought to Jurassic Park by personal invitation of John Hammond along with paleontologists Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler, and the mathematician Ian Malcom who was well known for his studies on the Chaos Theory. Julianne finds Malcom extremely annoying and rude, but when their lives are threatened, she must put aside their differences in a battle for survival.

When Elaina Radley gets a paid internship at a cable company, she's ecstatic. What she never expected was getting dragged into a full-on alien encounter, complete with brave attacks, way-too-close encounters, and a side of...love? (OC×David Levinson) (Slight swearing)

This is primarily for shipping (Frostmaster, Rogue/Doctor, Aziracrow) but I will write anything from their related media if I receive requests, which are VERY MUCH appreciated. (NO REAL PERSON SHIPPING PLEASE AND NO NSFW) My Beatles oneshot book is something else, so if you have requests in that area, refer to that. (I'LL ALSO WRITE ANYTHING RELATED TO INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, DOCTOR WHO, AND HANNIBAL...and most, if not all characters played by Jeff Goldblum. PLUS, and I mean this sorta softly, American Psycho.)

So here, @imapygmypuff, @Chaospossum, and myself (@bosckoboscko) are going to write our favorite quotes about the awesometastical Jeff Goldblum. If you don't like him, then go away. You can't sit with us. If you do, Welcome!

A Jurassic Park book of short stories and one-shots. This also contains many of my screenplay ideas for past/future movies, and theories. You will find that the star of most of these one-shots will be the one and only Ian Malcolm, played in the movie by Jeff Goldblum. All rights go to Universal Studios.