Jeffgoldblum Stories

The girl who grew up with dinosaurs meets the girl who grew up with dinosaurs. TW - may include self harm, eating disorder, physical/verbal/financial abuse, terminal illness, child neglect I don't own any of these characters besides Harper Smith. Potentially tiny spoilers for Rebirth or other films in the franchise, only very small. Eg, small script read scenes, a character talking about something that happened in the older films etc. Planned - 23rd September 2025 Started - 5th October 2025 Finished - ??

Nicole Seymour would like to stop running. Not physically, obviously. And not from anything, either. She would like to stop running to and fro for John Hammond every time he asks her to. So if the price of stopping is one last job in the Caribbean, so be it. But she'll have to get better at running if she wants to make it out of this one.

requests welcome, any kind of relationship brother boyfriend sisters etc. all gonna be female reader Ruby xx

This is primarily for shipping (Frostmaster, Rogue/Doctor, Aziracrow, Loustat, etc.) but I will write anything from their related media if I receive requests, which are VERY MUCH appreciated. (NO REAL PERSON SHIPPING PLEASE AND NO NSFW) My Beatles oneshot book is something else, so if you have requests in that area, refer to that. (I'LL ALSO WRITE ANYTHING RELATED TO INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, DOCTOR WHO, AND HANNIBAL...and most, if not all characters played by Jeff Goldblum. PLUS, and I mean this sorta softly, American Psycho.)

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Loki, Thor, their crazy goth sister and their father, Odin, the God of failed parenting. BTW there is a SECOND part

Thanks to chaotician, Dr Ian Malcolm, and his inspiring speech that changed the opinions of the jury and left the globe in awe, people are now more aware than ever that Hammond made a grave mistake in reviving beasts that nature selected for extinction millions of years ago. It's up to the people who know best to put an end to all the devastation and wipe them out once and for all. Man and dinosaurs coexisting would never work, and as long as dinosaurs exist, another selective species as deadly as the Indominus Rex could be developed. With the help of his long-term friend and partner, Claire, and paleobotanist Dr Ellie Sattler, (one of the only people who experienced the horrors of Jurassic Park twenty nine years ago), Owen Grady must turn back the clocks and be rivaling with the dinosaurs for the last time.

When Elaina Radley gets a paid internship at a cable company, she's ecstatic. What she never expected was getting dragged into a full-on alien encounter, complete with brave attacks, way-too-close encounters, and a side of...love? (OC×David Levinson) (Slight swearing)

the scariest and most romantic story you'll ever find.

When a young girl is stranded on an Island during a mission to restore Jurassic Park and unable to contact any form of rescue, she must survive on her own. While attempting to recreate her livelihood, she discovers a dead T-Rex with a barely alive baby beside. Deciding against her instincts, she takes the baby in......That baby is now her best friend. Set in an alternate reality of the Jurassic Park/World Movies (Same people, ideas from the plot only edited)

' 𝘉𝘖𝘠, 𝘋𝘖 𝘐 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘉𝘌𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘙𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛 𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘛𝘐𝘔𝘌 . ' when Hammond invites you on his tour of Jurrasic Park, you're one of the few attending people that know he has successfully recreated real dinosaurs; because your research helped make it happen. you expected that alone would be eventful enough - - but little did you know, you'd be in for whirlwind of mayhem, and a romance with a particularly mouthy chaotician. 𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝘐𝘈𝘕 𝘔𝘈𝘓𝘊𝘖𝘓𝘔 𝘹 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙 RANKINGS! #9 ( jeff goldblum ) #19 ( ian malcolm )

After the Isla Nublar incident, I, Ian Malcolm, decided to inform the public eye and media of what truly happened at the island. I knew writing this could potentially ruin my reputation, and it did. The truth is hardly ever well received, and this is no exception. However, I know what I saw. I don't expect any of the readers will believe this... but there aren't any versions of the truth.

(The character is only referred to as M. They don't have an actual name, gender or appearance. They just have a last name which I'm just going to say is their mothers maiden name. I chose the initial M randomly but feel free to change it or whatevs.) When a person struggling to maintain a proper work-life balance, whilst juggling an entire business and being a single parent, is approached by John Hammond to go to his secluded island, they snatch up the opportunity straight away. However, everything goes terribly wrong for this person once they arrive.

Julianne Jennings is a world renowned zoologist. She was brought to Jurassic Park by personal invitation of John Hammond along with paleontologists Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler, and the mathematician Ian Malcom who was well known for his studies on the Chaos Theory. Julianne finds Malcom extremely annoying and rude, but when their lives are threatened, she must put aside their differences in a battle for survival.

"I'm not leaving you here, Mary. She's with Nick, you'll be alone." "Ian... find her. I'm fine you have to find her."

Nikole Thomas is asked to play Dr. Ellie Sattler after Laura Dern turns the role down. She meets a whole cast of colorful characters, but none as intriguing as Mr. Sam Neill, who plays the leading man and resident paleontologist, Dr. Alan Grant. Will romance blossom between the two? Will Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough be the matchmakers? And what will Steven Spielberg do about all of this? Read to find out! (Sam Neill was 46 when Jurassic Park was released. I figure he was about 44 or 43 when filming started, so the characters will be about the actual ages that they were during filming. So probably no children for the couple once they're together-if they end up together. Also, all real life marriages of Sam Neill are disregarded for this fanfiction.)

Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito are average sleep paralysis demons but they have a huge secret; they've been in love with each other since they first started their jobs back in 1876. Their higher authorities banned them being together. They deemed it unprofessional and childish. Would Danny and Steve let some silly rules get in the way of the bond they shared? See how their proscribed love plays out in this spine tingling allegory of Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito, the forbidden lovers.

"George? You went to the ball with George?!" "Why do you care?! You didn't ask me!" "Cause I like you, Laney! But, that doesn't matter, does it?" I stared at Ron in shock and he huffed, walking away. "Ron, wait." "Piss off." A story in which Ron falls for his girl best friend. This story takes place during Sorcerer's Stone and goes all the way through and after Deathly Hallows.