Jeffreybezos Stories

jeff bezos has no pants

After your boyfriend breaks up with you, you're totally lonely... and for the school dance too! But it seems a handsome rebel has his eye on you...

Ladementia is in love with Jeffrey bezos... but when a hot British politician falls for her, who will she end up with??? Plot twists, romance, Elon musk, and Jesus await. Read my storey please

this is satire pls dont kill me <33 im blaming boredom on this one

this was made as a joke don't take this seriously You see y/n was a simple short girl who wasn't like the rest, her mother dies months before y/n was born, and her dad abusive, y/n was constantly bullied and would always go on the roof and sing fight song, one day a tall handsome strong man walked into her house and her father told her she was being sold to Jeffrey bezos because her dad need beer, y/n fell in love with Jeff Jeff and he bought y/n whatever she wanted. That's it, just stereotypical y/n cuz I'm bored Tw: Child abuse

Jeffrey Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg meet each other during a business meeting with other CEOs. They begin to catch feelings... (this is a joke‼)

Another /j. I am really bored & just wnated to write something for my friends. I hope you enjoy. Also kinda a gift for my boyfriends, ily Petie & Prox! 💘💘