Jejemon قصص

I'm Rebecca Alexie Sarmiento, you can call me Becca. I'm a student, a rocker chic, an aspiring photographer and guess what, sooner or later I will be trained to be a SECRET AGENT (just because someone is following me and I don't know why)!

✔Jologs ✔Jejemon ✔Ang nakalagay na workplace sa Facebook "works at Krusty Krabs" ✔Baduy ang style ✔Hate ang subject na english Ako yan Rossine Magtimpala "Certified Jejemon,jologs,baduy" at iba pang ka jejehan na nalalaman niyo. Ako yung tipo na babae na nagsusuot ng bandana,naka-varsity jacket minsan, yung nakasnapback, yung nakikita mo sa kalye kumakain ng street foods. Siguro nung umulan ng kajejehan sinalo ko na lahat. Nang nakilala ko si "Knight Niel Gomez" isang jejemon,jologs o sabihin nalang natin kauri ko. Nagbago nalang lahat ng dumating ang isang transferee na classmate ko noon at long time crush ko na half korean na si "Park Yong Bin". Sino ang pipiliin ko? Ang taong nagmamahal saakin o ang mamahalin ko? "M@#ha@Lsxz Nh@ mH@hA9L 3h!+A !3@w Lh@N9 $h@9a+ NhAa"

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Sino ang pipiliin ko? Mahal ko o mahal ako...... (This story is sarcastic and we did it on purpose...) Made by Claire and Audrey 💗 Please support this story! (If gagawa kayo ng story na medyo kamukha ng story namin, ask permission muna or give credits 🫶🫶) Will try to post 1 chapter per day. Please support our story sososo sorry for putting tohru on the cover lmao

This story is based in Anime, but of course enjoy it

hi this story is about a girl who has a crush on a boy that is very weird his funny like my idol (jhope from bts) so yeah lets start

(jjmon toh beh)

YURIELLE BAUTISTA-one of a kind woman. she's an academic achiever or most likely judged as 'pinagpalang lubos' because of her brilliant mind and a beautiful face. She's also good at sports which is arnis, many people wants to be friends with her knowing she was a former member of Philippine Nationals Team of Arnis. She knows they were just befriending her because of her reputation as a beautiful brainy and athletic woman. But one day, she was commuting in a jeepney, holding and protecting her thesis. but due to the high speed of the jeep, someone accidentally poured a coffee on her thesis, who turns out to be the jejemon and flirty campus crush guy, Jeo Hansel Ferrer.

Pinoy Man, the sabiour op da pilipines, everyone mahal Kita's him. His signature line is Happy Birthday

No one know's who is the true "Person" in social, why? simple as pie. Because in this world, there are POSERS Start: 6/25/17 End: ******

This book contains different short stories that will lead us to learn and fully understand what love really is.

Di ko sinasadyang mahulog sayo. Isa lang kasi akong taga-hanga mo. Literal na taga-hanga. *piece of trash*

So Jenniah Garcia, Junnie Marcos and Michael Lude were childhood friends and they were unbreakable. until there was a cute transferee in Ateneo and girls were all about him. Although they dont know, he's a "jejemon". the jejemon guy was named Marcus Dale. Jennaiah felt the urge to flirt with the jeje guy, Marcus. And it actually worked out! But the problem is, Junnie, Jenniah's bestfriend also have a crush on Marcus.

ᴇʏʏʏ ᴋᴀᴍɪ ᴀɴɢ 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝘆𝘂𝘁 𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗹. ᴀᴋᴏ sɪ 𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗲, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ 𝗺𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗲 ᴀᴛ ᴍᴀʏ ᴋᴀɪʙɪɢᴀɴ ᴀᴋᴏɴɢ ᴅᴀʟᴀᴡᴀ ɴᴀ sɪ 𝗝𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲 ᴛᴀᴡᴀɢɪɴ ɴɪʏᴏ ɴᴀʟᴀɴɢ sɪʏᴀɴɢ 𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲 ᴀᴛ ᴀɴɢ ɪsᴀ ᴀʏ sɪ 𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆𝘀𝗮 ᴀᴛ ɪᴛᴀᴡᴀɢ ɴɪʏᴏ sᴀ ᴋᴀɴʏᴀ ᴀʏ 𝗹𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲 ᴀᴛ ᴜʟɪᴛ ɪᴛᴏ ᴀɴɢ 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝘆𝘂𝘁 𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗹. ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ ᴡᴀʟᴀ ᴋᴀʏᴏɴɢ ᴘᴀᴋᴇ ᴋᴜɴɢ ɪᴛᴏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɴᴀᴍɪɴ ᴀɴɢ ɢᴀɴᴅᴀ ᴋᴀʏᴀ. ᴋᴀᴍɪ ᴀɴɢ ᴘɪɴᴀᴋᴀᴛɪɴɪᴛɪᴛɪɢᴀɴ ɴɢ ᴍɢᴀ ʙᴏᴏɪɪᴢᴢ sᴀ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴋᴀsɪ ᴀɴɢ ɢᴀɢᴀɴᴅᴀ ɴᴀᴍɪɴ ᴇʜʜ ᴀᴛ ᴋᴀᴍɪ ᴅɪɴ ᴀʏ ʙɪɴᴜʙᴜʟʟʏ ɴɪʟᴀ sᴀ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴅᴀʜɪʟ ᴀɴɢ ɢᴀɴᴅᴀ ɴɢᴀ ɴᴀᴍɪɴ ᴇʜʜʜ ᴊᴏᴋᴇ ʟᴀɴɢ!! ᴀɴᴏ ʙᴀ... ʙᴀsᴛᴀ ɴᴀ ʏᴜɴ..

I researched in the Internet about these so-called jejemons. Seems like I've been living beneath a rock for ages for knowing so little about them. The netizens have been talking about them for two years now, mostly the negative issues. I came upon a blog or two which offered me all I need to know. And to my surprise, even Wikipedia has a Jejemon entry.

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"what's a j3j3m0n?" 10₩3r k3¡z ¡n+3nd3d 3nđ j3j3m0n ¡z 4 müz+ started; 2/7/16 cover by: b-y-e-o-l

"..Eowsxz phfou.." Credits sa owner ng photo.