IzzReallyLikeBooks
"What on earth are you drinking?"
"Uhhh, coffee?"
"That is not 'coffee.'"
"What are you talking about, Gray?"
"That looks like a unicorn took a dump in your glass. That is just sugar and chemicals with a splash of milk and mabey, just mabey, a miniscule drop of coffee."
"Well then, Mr. 'I'm opinionated about everything, even if it doesn't concern me,' how do you drink coffee?"
"Personally, I like my coffee black. I add a splash of milk when I'm feeling rather daring that day. "
"That's just weird. What did you do to your poor tastebuds?"
"Well, for starters, I didn't massacre them with that monstrosity of a drink."
"Oooh, I'm Grayson Hawthorne, and I'm rich and perfect and have great hair. And yet, my arrogance still shines through it all!"
"Don't be rude. I am a 'gazillionaire', after all. "
"Are you ever gonna get over that?"
"Hahah, nope!"