Jeremycorbyn Stories

WARNING! May contain large amounts of cheese! If lactose intolerant take precautions I know this is probably not the kinda thing I would write, but I have been asked by a friend to publish this. It's her story not mine 😉

Boris In BlunderlandLewis Carroll detailed Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, then wrote The Hunting Of The Snark, an agony in seven fits. A few years later, HH Munro ('Saki') had, as his first published work, 'The Westminster Alice', in which he used the idea of Wonderland to examine Parliament with a satirical and ironic eye. In 2019, we had a newly elected (but not by the people) Conservative leader promising Brexit in 99 days, despite having no formal deal and a complete lack of support from Parliament. An elected Parliament going against the wishes of its people via a referendum. If nothing else, this proved that direct and Parliamentary democracy do not sit well together when the one does not agree with the other. How you might feel about Brexit pales into insignificance when faced with the farrago of lies, stupidity, lack of clear thought, and sheer arrogance evinced by all sides of the argument. So, dealing with these 99 days as if it were straight out of Carroll is not a spectacularly new idea, but it is one that is unfortunately apt. In these pages, Boris follows the White Rabbit, who May be leading him on, down the rabbit hole and finds himself almost by accident to be the new leader, battling the Red King Corbyn and his treacherous Knight McDonnell, trying to appease the White Queen and the people, being distracted by the Cheshire Rees-Moggy and Jojo the Dodo (who thinks she can be PM even though her party have been as dead the bird for a century), and trying to leave the table at the Tea Party where the Mad Hatter holds sway. All the while, the Walrus tries to seperate Caledonia from the farrago while the Carpenter - tired of trying to dovetail ideologocal joints that just will not match - cries softly and retires. A satire, a tragedy, blackly comic or just a bloody disaster. It has been, sadly, all these things and more in a land populated at the highest level by, it seems, nothing but court jesters

Consequences – the game where we write a short story by passing it around a table. Each person takes it in turns to write a line. To make it more interesting, they can only see the line before theirs. Everything else, including the start of the story, is hidden until the writing is over and the paper unfolded. Our Halloween Horror session began with the phrase: "As the clock struck 12..." It seems there is no limit to the horrors our spookily creative writers can conjure up from this. We got almost everything from a Scooby Doo episode, to political satire, to updates on old classics. We even had cameo appearances from Harry Potter and Bob the Builder. My apologies for the cringeworthy mix of Roman and Arabic numerals in this book's title.

corbyn has been divorced two times, will this be the third? may has been loyal, is it time to change? 'lets play a game' she said, 'alright, game on,' he replied. •••• idk where this is going to go it's just a joke okay?

hi i'm disappointing my family.

Michael Gove has a crush on Andy Burnham and vice versa but both are to awkward to do anything about it...

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and former speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, meet up at Bettys in Harrogate for a catch up and afternoon out together.

When All-American boy Bernard Sanders moves to England, and meets the mysterious Jeremy, how will he cope with his new feelings?

"If you like Political Satire, and crooked politicans getting caught in the rain If you're not into 'fake news', if you have half a brain If you like tweeting at midnight, and posting comments on the netscape I'm the satirist that you've looked for, read my tales, and escape" Welcome one, welcome all ... Hello my little snowflakes and greetings rednecks. Bizarre TRiUMPhant Tales takes no sides and despises you all equally! Well except for the sensible intelligent people who understand context and shades of gray - hopefully you'll have a giggle while the more extreme types go mental and take it all too seriously as per! Now without further ado, I present an eventual 20 tales that will make taking the piss out of American politics GREAT AGAIN!! Plus three bonus tales from my UK based political flash fiction.

Mrs Brown has been dying for a cheeky shag since the holocaust but could never find that man until he found Ian Moore will their physical relationship last read to find out.

Nearly 69 incredible facts about the one and only JC, and I don't mean Jesus Christ...

You, a labour supporter driven mad over your lust for boris Johnson, find yourself confused as you must decide between your conflicting political opinions and your heart's truest desire.

Two lost souls who are complete opposites are brought together in battle of Brexit. Things get steamy.

this is made up btw so dont take offence 😂