Jesus' origin story written by an atheist who has never read The Bible (based on a tumblr post I saw on Instagram)
edit 2021: i wrote this in 2019 (haven't been on this app for a MINUTE), i still think it's funny but heads up i swear a LOT
I've been an Andrew Lloyd Webber freak for a few years...
I know the musicals, I know the singers, I know my opinions...
And right now I've decided that it's time to share them.
Just remember, there are few things that we may not agree on.
Just don't get offended and enjoy!