Jesusxsatan Stories

Satan has had a crush on Jesus for a while now. Satan wants to be in a relationship with Jesus but Jesus is in denial of being gay. What will Satan do to win Jesus' love?

Jesus and satan have a connection, but clearly demons and angels aren't meant to be together. trigger warning to christian people because scary satan

hey guys i have lost my old account on here and can no longer post on @buffzaddyelmo so here is a continuation of the first book i will be starting from where we originally left off so go read the first book.

Jesus gets tired of doing his fathers work, he decides to take his life into his own hands. While trying to find himself Jesus meets someone. Someone who can help him discover new things about himself in more than one way. Disclaimer: Im not trying to offend anyone I was at one point Catholic aha issa joke smutty smut lol

this is a jesus x judas x satan love triangle where they realise they all love each other eventually this is my really bad attempt at a slow burn also, this is set in modern day in an alternate universe also, they're in a British secondary school because I said so Nazereth is going to be a random British town in the middle of nowhere with a train station

𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙹𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚢 𝚂𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚗. 𝙷𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚖𝚊𝚗, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜? I was on some shit when I wrote this and I'm so sorry, lemme know if you want me to continue this🥲

its just for laughs so don't get offended If you want sin you have to ask for it.

can't believe i have to even explain this... this story is a JOKE i made it for my friends and it was funny like 2 yrs ago when i made it. please dont take it seriously cus we didnt when we were writing it.

Jesus and satan are deeply in looove 😫 and fuck

"Oh, yeah, Satan, give it harder to me!" "Like last night? Do you want me to continue burying in my big sausage?" "Oh, yes, daddy, I love your third leg. Put it all inside of me!" _____ Story by @LectorErick Cover thanks to: @ItsHoney_Roth