Jesusxshrek Stories

"Shrek, this swamp, that donkey, even this onion i just manifested, they are all imperfect. Everything I've made is imperfect...except you." A love story between Shrek and Jesus

jesus was doing his holy stuff like always when he suddenly saw this sexy green man that wouldnt go out of his mind anymore. That was the start of a lovestory that shouldt find an ending soon.

Jesus is tired, tired of paradise. he wants to see Earth and one day his father isn't looking he sneaks down only to find something unexpected...Love

An unlikely love blooms deep in a forest. Shrek a gentle swamp oger decides to take a walk in the forest and enjoy nature when he stumbles across an ethereal-looking man named Jesus. Captivated by Jesus's beauty Shrek decided to talk to him. What will happen to the unlikely duo? Read to find out.

For my pookie wookie max

wtf am i doing with my life