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is this optional?

The Pepe Assassination Squad has stolen Shrek from his home in Far Far Away, throwing him into a high school called Borking Gabe Academy. The only drawback, however, is that he has to transform into a girl, still going by the name of Shrek, to entice four boys into a romance. But, there's a single surprise who awaits the horny teenage boys. And it's not the fact that Shrek is really a boy. WARNING: profanity lol and probably sex but idk yet

hey I'm making one because why the fuck not?!

some of my favorite poeams for y'all thirsty peeps 💦💦💦💦 ya know?? my name is Alex but I have no gender so call me it

February 2015 OK so I was writing a description but to be quite frank the only way I can describe this is: 1, Minecraft, 2, Alternate Universes, 3, Weird rocks. Oh, and Fall Out Boy. This story is a RolePlay me and my friend, @ready2fight. Check that dude out. He's awesome. So yeah it's bound to bounce everywhere because our Roleplays tend to be rather all over the place. Oh and this book is short, but reasonably long chapters (compared to others I've done) so don't complain. I'm just typing out our Roleplay. This was fun.

because i can and i will

Bbzrin

Literal quotes

I was tagged so imma do dis.

❝ suck my left toe at thirteen degrees! ❞ mayhaps reading chronicles of my dumb ass will make you feel better about yourself. ··· © calqlate 2018 personal.

the is just some stupid theory I have about the musical Dear Evan Hansen that just won't get out of my head. So I decide to just put it here where probably no one will see it. The art is mine, yeah I know it sucks, but I was rushed, and I just didn't want to use anyone else's art without their permission.

jesus fucking christ

Ool

Heaven is so far when you're floating like a star.