Historias de Jimbenton

Dear Dumb Diary, So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is a AUTOMATIC FRIENDSHIP, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sending both of them tumbling into a deep pit of depression for the rest of their lives, and Angeline could wind up feeling so guilty that she would have to be locked in an old dirty asylum for years and years, and Stinkers puppies would grow up not knowing both their parents ; and I couldn't live with myself for doing something like that to a puppy

Hair. Beagles. Jeans. It never ends. Dear Dumb Diary, Anyway, Isabella said it wasn't the makeover that boosted Margaret's popularity that forces us down IT WAS THE PANTS. She said it wasn't my loud "yahoo" in science that got me switched again so that I'm science partner with Known Goon, Mike Pinsetti. IT WAS THE PANTS. And she said it wasn't me that had done you know what all over Hudson Rivers IT WAS THE PANTS!