Jimpickens Stories

Fifty Shades of Grey but Kevin x RT *all satire* *do not take seriously*

I haven't really seen many callmekevin fics and I feel a lot of people don't get that dorky cute side of Kevin. Sooooo here we are :3 ( this will eventually have some smut btw👌🏻👌🏻) I self insert but FEEL FREE TO SEE IT AS YOURSELF INSTEAD! It's just easier to write from my POV.

Turg find love love is average default is average match made in heaven?😳

TURRRRGGGG

Dan and Kev get married!!!1!!1!1!11! Or do they??????? 👀👀👀👀👀 fuck around and find out I was watching RT's video from a bit back where he was taking the quizzes and the question "what song will you play at your wedding?" came up but there were only 3 options and he made some stupid joke about it and I honestly forget what he said but this hell fic came from it so. Enjoy (title from ho hey by the Lumineers)

For so long default's dream has been to go on moderate walks on the beach with turg. However turg has his own problems; he is hungy, very hungy for jelly. But one despicable person in particular stops his pursuit for jelly - little kev. The evil little kev laughs in glee as he gorges on all the jelly he can get his tiny hands on. So now it is default's chance to show turg her mediocre feelings by stealing jelly from little kev and giving it to turg in an act of neutral kindness. Will default get the jelly and win turg over or will she be destined to dig her way out of life?

also posted on ao3 (liithiium_enjjoyer). in which a disease wipes out the world, leaving only Default, who is immune, stranded alone. she finds a place to stay, but *gasp*, it's run by Cult Leader Jim Pickens!???? i was bored and wrote this. not meant to be taken seriously. go check out CallMeKevin on yt, he created all these characters in various games and there's an entire universe and lore and IM CONFUSED AS TO WHY ITS NOT A FANDOM OPTION ON AO3????

I actually don't know what to title this. just a series of small drabbles about the YouTuber Call Me Kevin. I take requests feel free to comment them.

"a dungeon is no place for a growing girl!" "neither is a pufferfish restaurant, but here we are--" || kevin is forced to choose between his best friend jim, and the girl who saved his life. [ lowercase intended ] this journey was begun on the 9th of january, 2020 © copyright 2020

Imagines and Scenarios about everyone's favorite Irish fecker.

Kevin O' Reilley has known pain all his life. But, what happens when he achieves the ability to become a goose?

A Call Me Kevin fan story about the recent dealings with Vidcund and Kevin in the Sims 2.

Y/n doesn't believe she's worthy of caring about after an abusive relationship, and being forced to move into her best friends house, but her perspective might change after she meets a guy named Kevin. But can somebody really care? - "Hey, uh, I never got your name," He says, looking over at me once again. "Oh, it's Y/n," I look at him as well, and ask, "What's yours?" Though I already know the answer. "You can call me Kevin," He grins. - This is supposed to be before Kevin stars his Youtube channel, just so y'all know :) - TW: mention of abuse, mention of drug use, guns

Kevin told us in a stream that his Tomodachi Life Save save file is dead. How did this happen? Find out by reading this! I got a lot of positive feedback on my last Tomodachi Life fanfiction, so here's another one. English isn't my first language, so please correct me if I made any mistakes! I hope that you'll love and understand this fanfiction.

After Kevin's hilarious AI Dungeon video, I thought I should share the chaos that my CMKCult friends and I created during Quarantine(TM). Enjoy!

This is a tale as old as time, or is time as old as it?? Grognack the destroyer attorney at law x Jim Pickens. (I am actually really sorry)

You meet a strange, handsome, charismatic man at a gym on a hot summer afternoon- what next? What happens when families start going missing, and your new love interest seems to feel sketchy about it- or when that kind man Turg just starts appearing? Or yet even weirder- when Kevin starts acting a little beyond his typical chaotic self. Will your feeling towards him change? Or will you remain unwaveringly loyal to him through it all? TW; Not yet, but there will be mentions of cancer, and just deep existential dread later on. Also uh. Jim Pickens... should have his own TW. TW; Jim Pickens.

Yes, you heard me. The awaited Jim Pickens fanfic. This is based off a character from the sims. Credit to callmekevin for making Jim Pickens and giving me an idea. Basically theres a lot of action in this idk just read it i swear you wont regret it lmao i added a lot of sim lore and a few new characters enjoy :)