Joegoldberg Stories

"YOUR ANGER ISSUES AND STRESS-BAKING NEIGHBOURS DON'T SEEM WEIRD TO YOU?" "STRESS-BAKING IS A HEALTHY RELIEVER, OKAY?" "OH, GOD. YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER." - IN WHICH, you are invited to Madre Linda for spring break by your bestfriend, Theo Engler, and accept. You try to have a nice break, but because of an accidental mixup with... babysitters, you end up sort-of-definitely being blackmailed by his neighbours. Good lord. You just wanted to spend your freetime with Theo. - STARTED- 22/10/21 ENDED- ? READ IN GEORGIA, BLACK (slowburn!theo engler x genderneutral!reader) (warnings for canon typical violence, strong language, and season 3 spoilers) (crossposted on ao3)

Moving into NYC was one of your dreams. You can't imagine the life ahead of you being here. You meet a cute guy in a book store. But it's not just a one time thing...

when joe goldberg is fresh from his breakup with beck, he has gotten used to life alone. but all that is swept away when pure and sweet charlie simmons appears in his shop, seemingly the 'perfect' girl. joe is back to his roots and stops at nothing to get to charlie. what joe doesnt know, is the truth beneath her charm. n̟̲͎̈́̒͘͜͝ò̮̗̀͝ͅt̰̪̟̭̮͐͊̇͘͝h͓̹̠̫̽͆̓̿͟͜͠͞ị͎̹̊̏͆͜͡n͖̮͖̓͐͒̓͜g͕̲̅̎̑ͅ ͓̣̠̑̋͑̕͢͟͠c͖͙̘͎̑̏̎͌o̢͎͊̀u̧̜͓͕̤̖͚̭͐̆̽͆̃͐̌̊ĺ̘͔̩̺͍̓̊͗͌d̢̝͙͖̔̍̔͡ ̛̭̰̌e̗̱͍̙̗̘̙̋̍͗̄̏̾̾v̧̢̛̳͙̻̼͑̈́̐̔͘ė͚͚͙̥̾́͐͂͢͡ͅr̛̜͚͈̺̀̆͝ ͖̎ş̨̺̲̘̞̅̂͊́̍̐t̢̩͓͕͒̈̇̑o̥͞p̟̭̩̅̄̇ ̗͔͋́m̞͖͒̓̀̍͜͜e̳͌ ̞͔̬͙͔̯̹͍̃̀̒͛͆̍̎͠f͕͔̯̓̋̇r͍̦̺͑̌̚o͚͝m̡͕̟͕̥̺̠̓̀̾͂́̆̿͝ͅ ̠̳̭̼̲̍̈͑̂̚ẏ̝̞̯̳̪̎͑̍͐̅ͅo̦̞͆̀ủ̡̻͝,̧̲͓̓̀̎ ̢̤̬̥͕̊̀̅̈͑̕͟j̡̳̥̽̑̌o̤͊e͟͞.͕̹̂̎ [COMPLETED]

Dexter Morgan Vs Joe Goldberg

Joe and Rhys story but a little more gay

Enchanted by a bewitching book store manager called Joe Goldberg, a struggling guitarist called Nora from Mystic Falls, falls in love with Joe. Advancing into their relationship, they find out unnerving details about each other. A jealous siphon ex and an impulsive axe murderer ex on the loose. Chaos ensues, blood splatters, and bodies go undiscovered. Falling in love with each other proves only to be the beginning of their conflicts. The universe does have a way to humble Joe. *Disclaimer*- I do not own any of these characters except for Nora Valtzson.

Look this is not copyrighed okay and Joe is not my character he is a character from a Netflix series called "YOU".

🤍 The devil doesn't come in a red cape and horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for. So, be careful who you let in. 🤍

|𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗦: Open | 🍓 All fandoms I'm taking request for down below ^^ 🌸 Banana Fish: -Ash -Eiji -Shorter --- 🌸 Bojack horseman: - main characters --- 🌸 Creepypasta: -LJ -Ben -Jeff the killer -Jane --- 🌸 Death Note: -Misa -Light -Ryuk -Mello -L -Near --- 🌸 Erased: -Gaku Yashiro --- 🌸 FNAF: -William afton -Micheal Afton -Henry Emily --- 🌸 Horror movies: -Black Phone -Chucky (All) -Friday the 13th (only the first one) -IT (both) -Scream (Only the first one) -Texas Chainsaw Massacre (ALL) -The boy (Only the first one) --- 🌸 HunterxHunter: -Killua -Gon -Kurapika -Leorio --- 🌸 Jujutsu Kaisen: -Choso -Gojo -Shoko -Sukuna -Toji --- 🌸 Marvel: -Loki -All of the Avengers -The punisher (& Billy russo) --- 🌸 MHA: -Bakugo -Deku -Mina -Denki -Kirishima -Ochako -Jirou -Momo -Todoroki -Most pro heros --- 🌸 Nana: -all of Blast -Hachi --- 🌸 Peter YB: -Peter -The landlord -TK --- 🌸 You: -Joe goldberg

Y/n is new to New York, fighting to get away from her past. What happens when she decides to explore the bookstore, looking for anything to distract her. Who could be waiting for her?

Originally a crack ship but now a real life thing that would happen in real life. Dear God they would hate each other. I think they would try to kill each other for ten minutes and then passionately make out.

You meet someone who slows becomes obsessed with you

"It's not that deep"

What would you do to be happy? This question is put into practice when a risk taking foreigner named Camille moves away from her country, to escape from the abusive environment she was once in. From the city of love to the city of dreams, Camille encounters someone compassionate, Joe, the funny bookstore manager in Manhattan. From charming words to sinister actions; Joe will do anything to win over the dazzling French girl, and make sure she's... 𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺.

A Joe Goldberg X reader fanfic from the show YOU Joe Goldberg loved to people watch...and then people analyse, and then people diagnose. It was his favourite hobby, equal to books in more ways than one. Joe loved reading people almost as much as reading books - he only wished people were as easy to read accurately as Fiction. The density of past lovers covers had hidden secrets that caused Joe problems and heartbreak in the past, but new subjects pass by Mooneys each day. Maybe...perhaps todays candidate might be who he reads her as? Disclaimer: The character of Joe has many issues, and is fundamentally unstable and shouldn't be allowed to be free in society. He needs help, and has murdered many innocent people, so clearly should be punished for that. HOWEVER, this is a fanfic so he will be slightly romanticised in this, as he is in the show. But take note that these mentally ill manipulative and potentially dangerous people do exist in real life, and SHOULD NOT be romanticised - they should be brought to justice and given the appropriate help in a place away from others.

(Set one year after S3) Moving into Madre Linda with your mom and brother hasn't been easy. The hyper-suburban close-if-not-already dystopia of a town with its gossip, horrid athleisure, and surprisingly dark secrets comes close to overwhelming you only within the first week of living there. Except it doesn't. All because of a ball landing in your yard. --- Word Count: 8,556 Words (and counting) Start: 10/18/21 End:

Backstory of Joe Goldberg. He had a rough childhood as shown in the tv show 'You'. This is about his childhood and the events that occurred.

A woman goes through the process of life after murder. She learns to live with herself and as she goes on well you'll see...

Y/n, a returning soldier after seven years of service, makes the decision to return home and embark on a new path as a police officer. However, her life takes an unexpected turn when a visit to a bookstore in search of adventure leads her to a chance encounter that sets her on a thrilling and unexpected journey of her own. Please note that I do not own any elements of the original story except for the altered plot and the inclusion of the reader as the protagonist.

Joe Goldberg x Reader