Joehills Stories

"Each world has its own story. Even if you tried to get a story from me, I wouldn't be able to tell you half of it. There is so much life in each build and block, a...

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...

Cover art is not mine. Some oneshots about my favourite fandom! Not much to say other than that really. Enjoy!

There's someone new in Hermit village. Someone with secrets that can't be shared. Xisuma knows that Impulse isn't human, but anyone, no matter the species, is welcome i...

Grian is an only human in a world of hybrids and monsters and creatures of one another. he tries to stay alive and keep the creatures like him as he would like to keep a...

Gods I suck at descriptions, here we go anyway. "Come home to us, Xelqua. Come back to us." "Shut up! Just shut up, I'm not going with you! Give me one...

A mysterious meteor with color-changing sparks lands outside of Sahara changing the hermit's lives forever. (Do I get extra points for being dramatic?) A small group of...

This is going to be so much fun to write... Book 1: Joe wrote a play And now the hermits are performing it Book 2: Joe wrote a Christmas play It went as well as the firs...

(Cover by someone else who's not me- and I have no clue who they are) (Also, I MIGHT create a new personality for the hermits, since I have trouble with already existing...

Welcome, friends, to my (Goose's) Whumptober 2025! I do hope you enjoy, comments and votes are much appreciated and fuel inspiration!!

Hermitcraft Season 5 has ended, and the hermits head through the portal, ready to start a new world, as Hermitcraft Season 6! Except... Something doesn't seem right abou...

This will be a book of whatever hermitcraft related ideas I have. I do ship the hermits Minecraft personas ONLY. There will be no shipping of real life people! So if the...

Scar, a human with robotic legs, has finally reached the age to leave his village. Little did he know what he was going to encounter, soon enough his chaos had caught th...

"It all started because a god got too horny." A HermitCraft AU with Greek Gods Characters are not written to personality Zedaph, VintageBeef, and XbCrafted wer...

hermitcraft oneshots and fun !! book cover by pizzati on Tumblr, link: https://pizzat-i.tumblr.com/post/642714779843280896/i-just-i-just-love-drawing-him-okay-fam

oh look, a third book of Hermitcraft stuff :') ships, smut, fluff, angst, all that stuff will all be present here

A small boy wearing nothing but white and gray ran through the quieted parts of the popular server. He ran until he found the secret redstone door he saw his friend, and...

This is a Hermitcraft Prison Au I came up with at 1 am. Feedback is always helpful and yes, I'm still doing oneshots. Updates will vary based on how busy I am. Hermitshi...

This is a Hermitcraft High school (Camping Trip) AU. Shipping included, no smut, chaos I guess?? There will probably not be too many parts to this story because it ain't...

Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a...