Joehills Stories

Cover was made by my friend @Gaybamaforprez (I still love that name lol) Mostly crack oneshots/incorrect quotes/skits/headcannons Might be actual oneshots or deleted things from my **********(hehehe I have something planned for the future) Characters are owned by the respective (current and past) hermitcraft members Any videos I link are not mine. Probably same with art and memes unless I specify.

mostly gonna be a book full of stories of the hermits messing around I guess ;)) Gonna update whenever I have inspiration and the time, so dont expect a regular schedule any time soon. rules!! bc I can: not gonna do -No smut/NSFW/anything romantic ok -extreme angst/suicidal themes -any adult topics like no please dont maybe?? -angst, but not too much thank u will probably do -platonic or no ships, just good friends n stuff -wholesome stuff!! -changing some of the actual events but still keeping close to them (I.e. Civil war, Demise) rules in the world where most of these oneshots will be taking place: -Respawn is a thing. Permadeath can only be caused by higher powers (I.e. admins, watchers, etc.) allows for demise stuff ;)) -Sleep system is just like the real world -Everyone is always online, but they all have the ability to become afk or 'offline'. Offline basically means you'll still be on the player list, you just can't do anything, can't be affected by outside forces, etc. Afk means you can be affected by outside forces.

Little AU's, arts and headcanons!

A disappearance, an Attack, and a lie. "I finally realised why. He's a monster. And I hope you'll realise that for yourselves." -<♢>- The beginning of Hermitcraft Season 8 is interrupted by the reappearance of a once long gone enemy. But this time, he's back for more than just a harmless prank. 『-<♢>-』 Trigger/Content warnings: Blood, Death, Swearing,

Cover art is not mine. Some oneshots about my favourite fandom! Not much to say other than that really. Enjoy!

What happens when people from all sorts of backgrounds and personality's come together and things go smoothly up until they don't? Perhaps everything is not as it seems.

Imagine a world (or not, your decision) in which everyone is capable of magic. Now imagine this world is that of an ancient one, with enough mysteries to last forever. They hear stories of ancient people who brought their followers to live somewhere peaceful for a change, but were taken by the kingdom that resides there still. Artificially frozen, the stories are but legends. They were Tango, of flame, Gem, of Gust, Doc, of Soil, and Jevin, of Wave. Their whereabouts as of today are unknown, as they left their mark in languages long left behind. Only the most advanced scholars can dream of understanding them. Then, there are prophecies, their exact wording lost to time. The titles of which are 'Lost Prince,' 'Survivor,' 'Stormstopper,' 'Sky Warrior,' and 'Savior.' What this means, of course, is up to you. ~Hermitcraft, Empires, and others~

just some hermitcraft oneshots with some other things mixed in Note: i wont be doing nsfw or anything that I am uncomfortable with or feel like i cant handle well (aka if i feel like i might end up making it "romanticized" or only have it be a stereotype) Note note: this is the hermits minecraft personas only not the real people

This is my first AU! Hope you enjoy! Xisuma lives comfortably on hermitcraft server, until he discovers a mysterious power. Watch as he confronts his past, to fight in the present, to save his future.

Drabbles (900- words), oneshots (1,000+ words), and short stories (4,000+ words), centered around the ventures and mishaps of the Hermits exploring their new world. (At the beginning I was less experienced in writing, and it is a bit more of Grian then later on, which has a lot of other hermits.)

A story by two awesomely drugged creators/j, @ThatOneCandor and @TinyAzalea101, This one shot book is like NO OTHER. Yes.. they're one shots, but they aren't REALLY oneshots. They're on CRACC. Hermits, on CRACC, done right. Because everyone else does it WRONG.

Scar escaped them. He broke free from their curse in season six. But the freedom is short lived, as Scar's burden returns. He begins to lose control of himself, lost in power, and it's up to Bdubs to make a choice. Return Scar to normal, or continue to stay loyal to the mayor's side. The choice is harder than Bdubs realizes. Love is vexing, isn't it? - I only ship the Minesonas, and if either Scar or Bdubs claim to be uncomfortable with shipping, I will take this story down.

Evil X was unhappy that he was banned from the server by X. He decided to find some powerful magic in another server that was the central location to all servers. Evil X manages to release the magic after X feels bad for him and allows him back into the server and his homebase. He goes to the top of X's base and continues to cast the spell causing all the hermit's souls to be all swapped around.

All the stories from Writing Championships #5, compiled into a single book! It also contains an explanation of all of the events played, as well as the final results of the event.

A nice place to dump my low-quality works. Most of these are from when I'm in a super fluffy/flangsty or Bdoc mood. (Which is why 90% of this is just Bdoc trash) I also plan on using my drabbles to try writing different ships. (For example, I really want to write some Gridubs and more poly ships) All drabbles are typically under 1k words, if they're over it's because I find them pure trash but want to publish them anyways.

In the hermit's universe, everyone, and I mean everyone, has magical powers. Some might call them gifts. While most powers are goodhearted and fun, there are few that are dangerous and malicious. But what happens when something unwanted comes to the server and abuses the hermits powers for evil... ? Or: Grian's a bird Iskall's possessed False is sus Stress is stressed And team ZIT has a hell of a bad time Season 7 setting 21/41 chapters <3 Soe Silver Edits by Lily