Joehills Stories

Grian pressed a button. That's how the shenanigans started. Then he has to learn how to deal with the consequences, and those consequences come in the form of child hermits. Thankfully he's not alone, but he is in a lot of trouble, and he needs to figure out a plan to bring them back to human form, while simultaneously dealing with kids along with the other 7 adult hermits. That plan leads him to empires and well... things don't entirely go perfectly.

Welcome to the land of [[ENTER WORLD NAME HERE]], where the sun is always shining, the birds are always singing, and the friends you'll meet along the way are your buds for life! Who needs to worry about the past when we have the now? Who needs to worry about the events that happened [[valueTIME=not_found]] ago? What events am I referring to? ... I actually don't know! Silly me, so forgetful. Enjoy your stay, and remember to leave a 5 star rating on the app store! ----------- This is the sequel to Unrecognizable! I'd highly, HIGHLY recommend you read that before coming here. It's worth your time, I promise! (Also, you might not understand anything otherwise.) This is set in [[SEASON#]] and canon events have happened up until around June 20th, 2020. There should be minimal blood/gore because Minecraft I can not confirm nor deny the possible Permadeath. ------------ Do not expect this to be updated regularly! ------------ NOTE: THIS AU DOES NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM IMPLY/ACT ON ANY ROMANTIC SHIPPING BETWEEN HERMITS. Any relationships in this AU are purely platonic. NOTE: THE (NON-OC) CHARACTERS IN THIS AU ARE THE HERMITS MINECRAFT SONAS, NOT THEIR REAL SELVES. ANY ASSUMPTIONS, PERSONALITIES, ETC. ARE TO BE REFLECTED IN THE CHARACTERS, NOT THE REAL LIFE PEOPLE. Thank you. ---------- Update 11/23/2024: In light of recent events, Unrecognizable will be put on indefinite hiatus. I do not know if I will continue writing it. I apologize to those that enjoyed reading it, but I do not believe that I can, in good conscience, continue the series as things currently stand. ---------- Join the server! https://discord.gg/tmZ3fu3dj7 ---------- Anyway, I hope you enjoy, my little Readers! Promise IN! ----------- Begin date: November 19, 2021 End date: N/A

Evil X returns to Hermitcraft, causing chaos to break loose. The smell of impending doom is in the air. The most unexpected things happen... yada yada yada. If this is the vaguest description you've ever read, I'll consider it a success. Note: I do not endorse the shipping of the hermits in real life; I am only shipping their minecraft personas! Also note: The art used for the cover is not mine!! Ships: Grian x Mumbo Cub x scar Impulse x Tango x Zedaph Ren x Doc Jevin x Evil X (...or Xisuma)

A nice place to dump my low-quality works. Most of these are from when I'm in a super fluffy/flangsty or Bdoc mood. (Which is why 90% of this is just Bdoc trash) I also plan on using my drabbles to try writing different ships. (For example, I really want to write some Gridubs and more poly ships) All drabbles are typically under 1k words, if they're over it's because I find them pure trash but want to publish them anyways.

Grian summons a demon while trying to make soup please don't question it or where I got this idea from

Scar escaped them. He broke free from their curse in season six. But the freedom is short lived, as Scar's burden returns. He begins to lose control of himself, lost in power, and it's up to Bdubs to make a choice. Return Scar to normal, or continue to stay loyal to the mayor's side. The choice is harder than Bdubs realizes. Love is vexing, isn't it? - I only ship the Minesonas, and if either Scar or Bdubs claim to be uncomfortable with shipping, I will take this story down.

a lonely building stands ruined in the middle of a forest, covered entirely by thick and heavy foliage. However, the walls have ears, and the story of the great Project:(the) Facility lingers in the air, barely above a whisper. In the files upon files of reports and experiments, a story is to unfold. The story of Hermits, and the life they spent rotting away within these walls.

Evil X was banished from Hermitcraft, but the question remains unanswered: Where did he go? Where do all the hermits go when they leave the game? The void- or a parallel universe? Note: This is book 2, so you may want to read book 1 (Maddest Kind Of Love) first, but I can't tell you what to do, so do whatever pleases you. ;) Also note: I do not endorse the shipping of the hermits in real life- only their Minecraft personas. :) Also ALSO note: The art used for the cover is not mine!! Ships: Keralis x Bdubs (probably not, but spOilErS) Scar x Cub (Probably not part 2) Ren x Doc (probably not part 3) Jevin x Evil X Tango x Impulse x Zedaph

"Grian?" X panted. The figure before them stood, revealing that it was, indeed, Grian, although he was not looking great, His hair was wind-blown, sure, but it looked even more disheveled than that. His flying had been so sloppy that Xisuma had barely recognized him at first. His chestplate seemed to have been strapped on in a hurry, as it hung awkwardly on his body. And then there were his eyes. Bags had formed under them and they were quite bloodshot, yet there was a certain wildness to them. His eyes were wide open despite his fatigue, and he looked more than a little frantic. "Guys! You can't be here!" "What?" X tilted his head in confusion. "Why not?" Grian turned to Scar. "Can't you feel it?" Scar didn't understand. "Grian? What are you talking about? Feel what?" "The magic!" Grian cried. "It's too dangerous for you to be here!" "Grian, you're not making any sense." By now, Grian was visibly shaking. "Just - please tell me you didn't go inside." "We were just coming out," X replied. Grian's eyes, if even possible, grew larger, the redness accentuating the anxiety therein. No - not anxiety. Fear. What happens when Xisuma, Scar, Joe, and Wels stumble upon a strange temple in a distant jungle filled to the brim with magic? What happens when Grian's past is thrust back upon him, after only a year of peace? And why is everyone changing?

Alright, so this is part of the Rick Riordan AU created by Parker. It's basically the Hermits in the universe of Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles and Magnus Chase.

A load of funny jokes I make up and use them for hermitcraft jokes

Well, I made a decision to make a separate art book just for HC related things. Most of it will be art, some stories, or sum other things!

Writing for Hermitcraft, or my original stuff. Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster, y'all. Most of this is Hermitcraft-related, but some of my original things are near the front.

Exactly the title. Requests are open, but no promises with anything getting done quickly -October 2022 Requests are on hold for now -March 2023

I'm writing a bunch of hermitcraft Oneshot's because it has taken over my life.

ART IS- I REPEAT ART IS NOT MINE, I found it off of Pinterest and that app doesn't give credit sometimes so if you know the artist please please tell me! it's one shots about season 7. I'll tell you who the main character is in each one

welcome to the chaotic hole of hermitcraft season 7! shipping will be present here (not irl shipping, just the personas) and any other warnings such as angst will be put if need be <3

Woo Hermitcraft

This is a story of how Tommy's origin really began this is a Dream smp combined with Hermitcraft and a story of how C!Tommy's origin really began and how he can be a son of one of the most beloved sever members call EVO. Yes, the Evolution smp. Also, this is a fanfic and only using the character personas and no shipping ok. And in this A.U Tommy is the son of the hermitcraft member of chaos Grian, Tubbo is the Son of Zedaph, Impulsesv and Tango tek also known as ZIT, Ranboo is the son of Xisuma Void Olivesleepy is the Daughter of Bduds Please leave a comment on what minors are and aren't in the Dream smp to be the children of, and I'll update or try to update on the story. Please be respectful and polite. Thank you, and enjoy the story of Son of the Watcher. This A.U. is we're Grian's friends are chill with him being a Watcher. This story takes place in season 9 of hermitcraft. This is where I used peoples persona's instead of the real life people. Please respect their privacy and have a good time.

The GIGGS Hermitcraft Phasmophobia notebook with all the information you need on each member of the team and ghost. filler cover, will be changed later **This is an additional book to "Who ya gonna call?" - Hermitcraft Phasmophobia AU** Scar - Bold Grian - Underlined Impulse - Normal Skizz - Italics