Joehills Stories

welcome to the chaotic hole of hermitcraft season 7! shipping will be present here (not irl shipping, just the personas) and any other warnings such as angst will be put if need be <3

Grian pressed a button. That's how the shenanigans started. Then he has to learn how to deal with the consequences, and those consequences come in the form of child hermits. Thankfully he's not alone, but he is in a lot of trouble, and he needs to figure out a plan to bring them back to human form, while simultaneously dealing with kids along with the other 7 adult hermits. That plan leads him to empires and well... things don't entirely go perfectly. Inspired by Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeochiAkechi24

The crown of a king is hard to bare. But Xisuma knows what its like, he's been king for over 9 years after all. when he gets news that an assassin guild has been running rampant in his kingdom, harming his subjects, he knows he must put an end to this. But how...? There are no intended ships in this fanfic/book thing, mainly friendship. This fanfic/book will have angst and quite a few triggers (TWs will be posted at the beginning of each chapter). If there are any spelling errors feel free to speak up and tell me! Like said above, there will most likely be slow uploads (haha still in school rip + the fact that my editor friend is kinda slow /lh ily cocoa) EDIT: THIS IS ON HIATUS Big shoutout to @CreamedCocoa on YouTube for helping me with the editing! Go check them out (imo severely underrated and needs more love) Anyways enjoy, and I hope you have a wonderful day/night!

A bunch of AU's I thought of. Also is a continuation of my other book on my old account.

Cover art is not mine. Some oneshots about my favourite fandom! Not much to say other than that really. Enjoy!

All the stories from Writing Championships #4, compiled into a single book! It also contains an explanation of all of the events played, as well as the final results of the event.

Just a bunch of hermitcraft oneshots. No shipping or smut, maybe minor cursing.

after the hunger games held within the hermitcraft server, the survivor, úǹ̵̡͞k̵̕͢͜͞n̵̛ǫ̴̷͝w҉̕͢n͘҉ - retrieved all of the journals that the hermits wrote in. the most notable journals are featured in this story. (the cover is just throwaway)

[book of oneshots of hermitcraft, evo, and possibly other youtube minecraft series]

A Hermitcraft alternate universe story: Stress is stuck on land, but she strives to explore the great beyond. Cleo is a rogueish mermaid who is looking to collect the world's most precious treasures. However, when the two of them run into each other at the least likely of times, it becomes clear that there is more to both of their realms --and their leaders-- than what meets the eye.

Hello! I started this to show all the hermitcraft art I created from my time involved in the hermitcraft community on tumblr, reddit and youtube during the summer of 2019 to the people of wattpad because I know there is a community on here who may not have seen my work on the other platforms mentioned. [Some drawings may contain blood, body horror elements, implied or explicit violence, etc. which will be tagged. If you don't want to see that type of content I suggest filtering your tags.] As of December of 2020 I am no longer majorly involved in the hermitcraft community on any platform and I am creating my own minecraft content. This book is currently on semi-hiatus and I will return to updating it in the future if I make anymore art related to hermitcraft (likely through my friends of remixing/music part of the community asking me to, such as Gideon or my involvement with Hermitzine.) Thank you to everyone who's ever interacted with this, it means so much to me :] if you want to see any of my current art or minecraft content, you can follow me on twitch, twitter and youtube where I post frequently. Have a good one. ❤️

mostly gonna be a book full of stories of the hermits messing around I guess ;)) Gonna update whenever I have inspiration and the time, so dont expect a regular schedule any time soon. rules!! bc I can: not gonna do -No smut/NSFW/anything romantic ok -extreme angst/suicidal themes -any adult topics like no please dont maybe?? -angst, but not too much thank u will probably do -platonic or no ships, just good friends n stuff -wholesome stuff!! -changing some of the actual events but still keeping close to them (I.e. Civil war, Demise) rules in the world where most of these oneshots will be taking place: -Respawn is a thing. Permadeath can only be caused by higher powers (I.e. admins, watchers, etc.) allows for demise stuff ;)) -Sleep system is just like the real world -Everyone is always online, but they all have the ability to become afk or 'offline'. Offline basically means you'll still be on the player list, you just can't do anything, can't be affected by outside forces, etc. Afk means you can be affected by outside forces.

When Fizzy, Polly, and William wake up in a new world, they think hit the target is up to something bad. When Cleo, Jevin, and Doc wake up in a new world, they mostly pretend that they've started a new season. Stampy is freaking out because he can't find his friends, and the other hermits are freaking out because can't find their friends either. But what happens when not just a few hermits and helpers are swapped? Read to find out. Cover is temporary, I don't own hermitcraft or Stampy's lovely world, but I do own the story.

There has always been discrimination against hostile mob hybrids. Oftentimes, people created human only places or mob only places. However there are still places that have it mixed. Such as the place where a slime hybrid named Jevin resided, and he's lived there his whole life. Though just because it's hybrid friendly doesn't mean that it's residence is...... Occ people Yay! Collab with @MissSciFiNerd111

Young Grian Xelqua of District 9 is chosen for the 83rd annual Hunger Games. Will he be able to handle the circumstances? Can he handle killing the people he has grown close to? Or does he grow close to anyone at all? DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the characters in this apart from my own OCs.

Grian summons a demon while trying to make soup please don't question it or where I got this idea from

X has taken over and only- wait, actually, no one can stop him.

Hello and welcome! This is my second one-shot book, and I hope it will be as enjoyable as the last one! I am a primarily Grian writer, but working on getting into others and writing more about them too. I have no schedule, but I try to update once every week or so.

These are oneshots or as Maya's Humble Abode calls them, 'writing bits' that I have written. there's going to be a big splurge of 'shots when this is published. These are mostly set in the DreamSMP with my OC, Hydra. as of writing this she doesn't entirely exist on my Wattpad but you can guess how she works based off of these. Happy reading!