Joehills Stories

(Cover is still a place holder) This used to just be a place where I post random hermitcraft 7 fluff, that was it

When a shadow monster who's power is said to be myth meets a group of traumatized young adults who call themselves " The hermits " What could go wrong? / This was and technically still is my first book so a lot of experimenting has gone into it / Constructive criticism is always welcome /Story used to be called friend or foe, old chapters are still available for reading / I suck at descriptions I'm sorry

This is a bunch of hermitcraft one-shots that I've decided to write lol, I just kinda had a few interesting ideas and wanted to share it with you :) feel free to request!

Apparently all my books that aren't full fanfics are going to be "Nonsense" books? XD Theories, Short Stories, Oneshots, and more! Starting S6 and continuing into S7!

Are you confused about the events of the Hermitcraft 6 Prank War/Civil War? Do you wish the whole story was in one digestible form? Do you also appreciate theatrical art? Well, we at ConCorp© are proud to reveal our newest project "Hermitcraft Prank War: The Stageplay" to the public. A stageplay adaption of the Hermitcraft Season 6 Prank War (also known as the Hermitcraft Civil War).

Just a side project AU that I started late one night. It's about the Hermitcraft world colliding with past seasons and a whole bunch of other stuff happens. It might be successful, or it might be horrifying, I have no idea. Please note - I recognise that the Hermits are real people and I do not intend to make fun of any one. I do not associate myself with the HermitCraft server or community in any way, I am just a fan with an idea.

Please feel free to give critism and tell me about spelling mistakes. Requests and comments are great. I will be experimenting with different writing styles in this book. There's also going to be alot of angst and there will be trigger warning, also weekly uploads! Hope you have a wonderful day or night♡ PS if you think that it should have the mature thing under it please say because I'm not quite sure if it should. •Cover art by Pizzati•

╭───── ( ♪ ) ┊!!! ┊HELLO :D ┊!!! ╰ ×┊Welcome to my oneshots book! ×┊Tw's will be at the start of the chapter! ×┊Currently hopping to maintain a schedule of Tuesdays and Thursdays! ╰ ┊enjoy!

This is a small story about my hermitcraft AU how the hermits met my oc, This is an au its not meant to be 100% Accurate, also I started watching hermitcraft by watching Grians hermitcraft6 and have only recently watched Mumbo and Iskall's hermitcraft season 7, so I might get some personalitys wrong and miss some hermits if I do please don't shout at me in the comments just nicely say "ooc" and explain the personality I got wrong, and if I miss a hermit then say you missed *the hermits name* and explain some of their personality to me.(Sorry for the long description)

Imagine a world (or not, your decision) in which everyone is capable of magic. Now imagine this world is that of an ancient one, with enough mysteries to last forever. They hear stories of ancient people who brought their followers to live somewhere peaceful for a change, but were taken by the kingdom that resides there still. Artificially frozen, the stories are but legends. They were Tango, of flame, Gem, of Gust, Doc, of Soil, and Jevin, of Wave. Their whereabouts as of today are unknown, as they left their mark in languages long left behind. Only the most advanced scholars can dream of understanding them. Then, there are prophecies, their exact wording lost to time. The titles of which are 'Lost Prince,' 'Survivor,' 'Stormstopper,' 'Sky Warrior,' and 'Savior.' What this means, of course, is up to you. ~Hermitcraft, Empires, and others~

(Ended) this used to just be a place where I posted random hermitcraft stuff. That was it Also this book is old and cringe read at your own risk

Grian pressed a button. That's how the shenanigans started. Then he has to learn how to deal with the consequences, and those consequences come in the form of child hermits. Thankfully he's not alone, but he is in a lot of trouble, and he needs to figure out a plan to bring them back to human form, while simultaneously dealing with kids along with the other 7 adult hermits. That plan leads him to empires and well... things don't entirely go perfectly. Inspired by Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeochiAkechi24

Hi, I gave up on my last book so here's another haha. Inspired by: Watchers downfall ATUS (And the universe shifts) Go check em out Photo off google, edited it a bit.

It's just the title loll

A Hermitcraft alternate universe story: Stress is stuck on land, but she strives to explore the great beyond. Cleo is a rogueish mermaid who is looking to collect the world's most precious treasures. However, when the two of them run into each other at the least likely of times, it becomes clear that there is more to both of their realms --and their leaders-- than what meets the eye.

Harry Potter AU starring the Hermitcraft characters (not the actual people, it has nothing to do with them, this is just for fun and entertainment, leave me alone). A lot of you asked for this and I want to write it so I hope you enjoy! This story will contain shipping (#Grumbo) but no smut Also! The cover art was drawn by my amazing brother. Thank you so much!

All the stories from Writing Championships #5, compiled into a single book! It also contains an explanation of all of the events played, as well as the final results of the event.

after the hunger games held within the hermitcraft server, the survivor, úǹ̵̡͞k̵̕͢͜͞n̵̛ǫ̴̷͝w҉̕͢n͘҉ - retrieved all of the journals that the hermits wrote in. the most notable journals are featured in this story. (the cover is just throwaway)

In Which A Little Rabbit Ruins Grian's Future. -=-Temp Cover. Art Not Mine! Credit goes to Pebblite On Tumblr!-=-

When Fizzy, Polly, and William wake up in a new world, they think hit the target is up to something bad. When Cleo, Jevin, and Doc wake up in a new world, they mostly pretend that they've started a new season. Stampy is freaking out because he can't find his friends, and the other hermits are freaking out because can't find their friends either. But what happens when not just a few hermits and helpers are swapped? Read to find out. Cover is temporary, I don't own hermitcraft or Stampy's lovely world, but I do own the story.