Joehills Stories

You know what it is ;D (This was made a long time ago so the fist half is mainly just old drawings)

Some hermitcraft stories. happy to take requests :D. Photo is not mine full creds to the creator(tell me and I will put your name here)

Welcome to the world of Minecraft where you will join the princes of Hermitcraft on a journey. Where they faces the challenges brought upon them and Cross Paths with people who will accompany them on their travels, along the world! Hope you enjoy this book! This is my first so the quality is expected to not be the best, this book will not have a proper schedule and will probably update every other week. Hope you enjoy! -Lilac

Grian pressed a button. That's how the shenanigans started. Then he has to learn how to deal with the consequences, and those consequences come in the form of child hermits. Thankfully he's not alone, but he is in a lot of trouble, and he needs to figure out a plan to bring them back to human form, while simultaneously dealing with kids along with the other 7 adult hermits. That plan leads him to empires and well... things don't entirely go perfectly. Inspired by Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeochiAkechi24

Cover art is not mine. Some oneshots about my favourite fandom! Not much to say other than that really. Enjoy!

(Cover by the poster: https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/e344uk/youre_my_cup_of_tea_xisuma_fanart/ ) Xisuma has worn his gas helmet for as long as the other hermits can ever remember. Behind that helmet, X pretends to be cool and confident, when on the inside, he's down in the deep. One day, he and False have a small accident in an experiment. (As in, ACTUALLY really small) The hermits are surprised by what they see. Iskall wants to know why he's hid his face. Stress wants to ease his pain. False? False is another story that'll get mentioned anyway. Hell yeah. My first ship related thing.

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There might be some mentions of angst, but overall nothing too serious. [Greetings. 2021 me here. Uhh- 2020 me is a liar. The angst has gone a bit... much.] [Also there are no ships in this book]

A fanfiction based on Hermitcraft. So an unknown player joined the server, and infected a hermit, which causes a lot of murders. So warning! Smut and Angst. And you may read the story if you want to know more lol. And feedback is highly appreciated. This is my first story, so spare me..

Eyes. Constantly watching, through security cameras or tracking your location with a small mandatory wristwatch. Constant assessments, constant judgement. There's no place you can be free of the forever evaluations of your morality, at least, not until the system glitched. It was quickly patched up, the public barely having an ear to the situation, the bug only a rumor to the curious. But, it left a small, secluded area where one could not be watched, the cameras frozen and the point system broken. And this is where the Hermits would meet every week, a group dedicated to stopping the unjust and overbearing organization. A Hermitcraft fanfiction dedicated to bringing to light a situation happening in China. *SHIP FREE* Warning: Includes anarchy, blood, possible death, strong language, and more.

Grian is a grown adult hermit with a stable adult life and mature adult thoughts. That's why it's more than a little embarrassing when he starts coughing up flowers every time he thinks of his best friend Scar. Everybody knows that Hanahaki disease is a teenage thing, right up there with acne, voice crackles and growth spurts. Fixing it is as easy (or as difficult) as resolving your feelings for your crush, but that usually requires actually talking to that person. Grian is bound and determined to do things the hard way. (Or, the Hanahaki fic where nobody coughs blood, nobody dies, nobody is compelled to love anybody else, and Grian gets teased by all his friends about his crush.) Cover art by lovely_lee on Tumblr

Scar escaped them. He broke free from their curse in season six. But the freedom is short lived, as Scar's burden returns. He begins to lose control of himself, lost in power, and it's up to Bdubs to make a choice. Return Scar to normal, or continue to stay loyal to the mayor's side. The choice is harder than Bdubs realizes. Love is vexing, isn't it? - I only ship the Minesonas, and if either Scar or Bdubs claim to be uncomfortable with shipping, I will take this story down.

welcome to the chaotic hole of hermitcraft season 7! shipping will be present here (not irl shipping, just the personas) and any other warnings such as angst will be put if need be <3

DISCLAIMER: I respect that the hermits are real life people, this is not me trying to push what I think 'should happen.' 'Tis just for entertainment, don't take it too seriously. Also, not all of the hermits will be present in the story, because that's just too much to keep track of. Some of the hermits decide to go on a month-long work retreat and rent a place to stay. Things ensue.

Woo Hermitcraft

Grian is trying to avoid breaking the news to his friends about his death. Whilst still learning new this about his new species. Little does he know he is not the only one who hides who they are. This will probably turn into a one-shot lol

A bunch of Hermitcraft oneshots! Warning, there is shipping in this, if you don't like, then please do not read! However, I am only shipping the Hermits' minesonas, not their actual irl self. Requests are open right now! Please drop a request, that would be really helpful when I'm stumped on ideas! I will add tags and stuff as they appears! Also, the cover picture was drawn by none other than Maxx Doodles! He's a really incredible Hermitcraft artist, check him out on Tumblr, Reddit, Twitter, YouTube, and all those platforms!

Little AU's, arts and headcanons!

Zedaph is experimenting on the void, little does he know of what's to come...

Grian is an only human in a world of hybrids and monsters and creatures of one another. he tries to stay alive and keep the creatures like him as he would like to keep all his limbs and his blood. I do not own the image just all of the story Xox

The third story of the swapping trilogy. The Evolutionists are the last ones to find themselves swapped. At first the group blames it on the watchers, but someone realizes that Grian hasn't responded to their messages. The group decides to travel to central server after waiting a bit longer and going to the hermits.