Joehills Stories

"Each world has its own story. Even if you tried to get a story from me, I wouldn't be able to tell you half of it. There is so much life in each build and block, a...

Grian is an only human in a world of hybrids and monsters and creatures of one another. he tries to stay alive and keep the creatures like him as he would like to keep a...

Evil Xisuma is released from The Void after being banished into the black abyss two years before. Now he's back in Hermitcraft, and the Hermits don't know what to think...

There's someone new in Hermit village. Someone with secrets that can't be shared. Xisuma knows that Impulse isn't human, but anyone, no matter the species, is welcome i...

The admins and The Watchers have been fighting a creature called "Error" for a while. Once again Error has been defeated temporarily. A young Watcher called Xe...

Pretty much the title! May include some life series and empires smp stories as well, we'll see! There will be little (if any) shipping, and if there is any, I would only...

A mysterious meteor with color-changing sparks lands outside of Sahara changing the hermit's lives forever. (Do I get extra points for being dramatic?) A small group of...

Hello there carbon based life forms! (Lol, look it up if u don't know what that is) I love Hermitcraft and I love writing! So... I do this! My favorite Hermit is Ren, bu...

A cult of brainwashed players. A rouge watcher that leads them. And their plans to invade a new server and take control. When Xisumavoid, the admin of Hermitcraft, is wa...

Welcome to Hermitcraft Randomness! This is a collection of mixed one-shots, AUs, incorrect quotes, and general randomness about Hermitcraft Season 7! You'll also find a...

Drabbles (900- words), oneshots (1,000+ words), and short stories (4,000+ words), centered around the ventures and mishaps of the Hermits exploring their new world. (At...

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together...

(Cover by someone else who's not me- and I have no clue who they are) (Also, I MIGHT create a new personality for the hermits, since I have trouble with already existing...

Includes: AUs, One-shots,headcanons, announcements, and some other things. Mostly Grian and Mumbo centered because those are the ones I watch(I will watch more soon!)

A collection of shippy oneshots for Hermitcraft! No smut, and minimal angst. Just cute and soft vibes here! [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

Rewrite of The Fourth Star Cover by Rosie_b_bee on Instagram/Sweetest-Honeybee on Tumblr! ⭑ Watchers. Beings of ultimate power. Gods. They were simply a myth, a legend l...

a collection of crack, hermitcraft fics and actually normal hermitcraft fics we write in discord which actually turn out well for some reason? credits in each chapter, p...

Grian is a grown adult hermit with a stable adult life and mature adult thoughts. That's why it's more than a little embarrassing when he starts coughing up flowers ever...

mainly an idea book for things involving Hermitcraft season 6 ships, smut, angst, all that stuff will be in this book!

Welcome, peoples, to my book of Hermitcraft oneshots, incorrect quotes, and correct quotes. ;) (I drew the cover btw)