Joehills Stories

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Hello! Welcome to Hermitcraftian Hell, a book of oneshots and wonders. And, stories I guess. Should be pretty self-explanatory, I write little snippets of whatever I want/you guys request and I post it online waiting to be ultimately judged. Have fun, and please make sure to read the first chapter as rules, character lists, and what I will and will not write will be occupying that general space. This book will be organized into a specific way, much like my other oneshot book (different fandom), however less messy as I actually care for this fandom! Congrats! Have fun, and please do not be disrespectful. ----------------- Oneshot book, II oneshot book I've officially made, I book in the Hermitcraft category. Beginning: 12/11/22 End:

The Hermits going about their daily life when some of them find strange items that they can wear and choose to do so. A new Hermit appears and he seems to have amnesia and doesn't know or remember anything about himself nor how he got access to their world. Now he has to live in a new world with no memories and a strange red and blue wristband that he refuses to take of for some strange reason. One night while he sleeps, he enters The Grayscale World, a mystery dimension that looks exactly like the Hermitcraft world, except everything's in a gray color scheme, and finds a ghost figure who happens to know him but refuses to tell him anything about him. Cover Image made by Peregrine234 ♡ Rankings: #31 in impluse 8/14/2020 #76 in false 8/22/2020 #35 in false 8/26/2020 #55 in taurtis 9/4/2020 #21 in taurtis 9/21/2020

A group of adventurers aboard a ship titled 'The Hermit' have set sail in search of adventure across the seas. However, the crew hasn't been very lucky with finding the adventure they were seeking. That is until they run into a fantastical creature that looks like a mix of fish and man, claiming it's name is Grian. #1 in Grian 5/20/20 2.5k Reads 5/19/20 This is a random idea that came to me one day and I thought I might just wright it out here, this will be my first written story on here and I hope you stick along for the journey. Also just some warnings: - I'm awful at being consist and being quick with updates =u= - And this is not a shipping story, it's more of a story told using the Hermit's on-screen personalities

Hello, welcome to my Hermit hellhole- This is just where I drop my Hermit oneshots and my personal rant-shots I don't do requests because uh..yeah my lazy ass won't do em lol (Note: I do not ship the real people. These are just their Minecraft personas)

Cleo cares, she really does. The village is her home, and she appreciates it. She has friends close enough to be family, a home sheltered from the brunt of the war, and has been raised to adulthood with good morals and values. Oh, but the jungle is just so much more fascinating, isn't it? Even more so once she finds the statue of a mysterious man. Who is he? What's his story? And why on earth has he come to life? Soon she's living as both sides of the same coin, balancing a life in her village while trying to piece together a story frayed at the edges, left unfinished countless years ago.

mostly gonna be a book full of stories of the hermits messing around I guess ;)) Gonna update whenever I have inspiration and the time, so dont expect a regular schedule any time soon. rules!! bc I can: not gonna do -No smut/NSFW/anything romantic ok -extreme angst/suicidal themes -any adult topics like no please dont maybe?? -angst, but not too much thank u will probably do -platonic or no ships, just good friends n stuff -wholesome stuff!! -changing some of the actual events but still keeping close to them (I.e. Civil war, Demise) rules in the world where most of these oneshots will be taking place: -Respawn is a thing. Permadeath can only be caused by higher powers (I.e. admins, watchers, etc.) allows for demise stuff ;)) -Sleep system is just like the real world -Everyone is always online, but they all have the ability to become afk or 'offline'. Offline basically means you'll still be on the player list, you just can't do anything, can't be affected by outside forces, etc. Afk means you can be affected by outside forces.

X has taken over and only- wait, actually, no one can stop him.

At the beginning of Minecraft there was nothing....Then something formed in the darkness. They were know as Entity 426. Entity 426 did not know what they were are where they were. The only thing they knew was that is was dark. Suddenly there was a light....

Just a bunch of oneshots with the Hermits

Apparently all my books that aren't full fanfics are going to be "Nonsense" books? XD Theories, Short Stories, Oneshots, and more! Starting S6 and continuing into S7!

in this story may contain Carnage, deaths, foul language and other things hermitcraft quest: journey for the fusion stars aka (hqjftfg) is a fan based hermitcraft au slightly inspired by a concept for a species design that has stars embedded in their chests and demise (hence the grey skin n stuff but with my own twist) this is only a description this isn't even full details that takes place in Prof docs lab (he's the lead scientist of the server ) working and running tests on a mysterious rock that fell from the skies that possessed a glimmering black ish red color and starts running tests and watching grian whom his lab assistant who himself was horsing around with some rocks he had found one calling it a fallen star it was a rather dirty brown color and not quite clean But all things confusing come with a bad twist when the server seems to collapse by a rather evil greyscale??? Force starts taking over the hermits bodies and wreaking havoc amongst the hermitcraft server will the hermits be able to stop this or perish trying what will happen next on this quest for the stars of fusion ( this description is kinda rubbish 😅)

"Alright," said Scar, "it's been nice knowing you." "Likewise." There was searing pain in Cleo's chest and a few frantic seconds of gasping for air, and then nothing. They were dead . . . and then they woke up. --- Cleo lives and dies and lives again . . . and a few more times, for good measure. Installation 11 of The Foxlore Collection This fic can be read on its own.

Xisuma just made a mini game called Demise 2: murder mystery! Everyone who signed up is stuck in one mansion. Everyone has been given a role to play from detective to the murder, but no one knows who is how unless they say it, but can you trust what they say? Can Grian find out who is the murder before he gets his demise?

It's just the title loll

(The sequel to Swap around Server) It seems that EvilXisumavoid's mix up leaked into the Stumpt server. The four are quickly zapped out of their bodies and swapped around. The group try to find away to swap back, but the easy way can't be simply achieved. Side plot: EX, Joe, Zedaph, and Impulse are all together trying to heal up Joe's and EX's old wounds.