Joelsmallishbeans Stories

It's been two years since the Entity invaded Hermitcraft. The Hermits have moved on. Sure, the scars are still there, (especially Zedaph's) but they've faded! Season ten is here, and so are two new Hermits! They don't know of the horrors the Entity brought to Hermitcraft, only a bit of what their friends have told them. Joel is one of those new Hermits. He's had a great time! Started building a cyberpunk and Japanese themed base, right near all of his close friends. But, when the Being comes back even smarter, and stronger, old wounds reopen, and panic builds. And Joel's biggest secret might just be what can save them all. I hope you enjoy! And don't forget to follow @Roxy-Rox0!! (Reading the first book isn't necessary, but I do recommend it!) Started Writing/Planning: September 19, 2024 First Published: September 22, 2024 Finished Writing: Finished Publishing: Accomplishments: #1 in ethoslab October 3rd, 2024 #1 in tangotek October 28, 2024 #1 in joelsmallishbeans October 4th, 2024 #1 in bdoubleo100 October 4th, 2024 #1 in zedaphplays October 4th, 2024 #1 in ijevin October 24, 2024 #1 in mumbojumbo November 8, 2024 #1 in vintagebeef December 11, 2024 #1 theentity December 28th, 2024 #1 in welsknight February 22nd, 2025 #2 in pearlescentmoon December 28th, 2024 #2 in xisumavoid December 28th, 2024 #4 in geminitay December 11, 2024 #5 in xisumavoid October 4th, 2024 #5 in watchers November 17th, 2024

More one-shot stories about Hermitcarft/ Life series and some au's I came up with! Expect unexpected ( I guess?) - +Hermitcraft, +Life Series +Other SMP (involving some hermits) +Ships and not(romantic/ platonic ( no smut)) +Angst/Fluffy/both and neither (English isn't my first language) Have fun reading! -W

a request book for mcyt smps! those smps including: ⭐ both seasons of empires smp ⭐ Rats smp ⭐ witchcraft smp ⭐ all life series smp ⭐ afterlife smp ⭐ new life smp (when it comes out) forgive me if I forgot any but you get the gist pretty please read my stories or else you're like super homophobic 💔 (more rules in request page)

The Bad Boys are decorating their house for Halloween, and they want to make sure it's as spooky as possible, which is why they've gone all out. Joel even went out to buy some red paint to add some "realistic blood streaks". But their house ends up terrifying, and not in the way they intended.

Well hello there! somehow you've found my first ever story on Wattpad! congrats! Grian had been different his whole life. he looked nothing like any of the other people in his species, his hair was dirty blonde like the sandy floor and his eyes were a deep obsidian black. his whole life, he had been prodded and laughed at. but what happens when he finally grows his wings, is it for the better... or for the worse?

This is one of those stories where it's Empires SMP, but the Scott and Jimmy begin to remember Third Life. You know, like all those other ones. Except they also remember Last Life, and Pearl is remembering too, and wingmanning. Oh, and also Xornoth comes back, but is that really important? (Spoiler alert: Yes, yes, it is.)

Ill start this off by saying, I literally have never wrote something outside of school work so this will be bad, second if your expecting it to not be cringe your wrong I am the cringe god (im not I make myself cringe), third im only shipping their characters not their irl selfs because Joel's obviously married and idk bout Eefo but whveve, fourth this is a high school rp, book or whatever, fifth I suck at spelling so :D and lastly if you see random brackets thats me commenting on what I wrote :3 (also I will normally Write at 11pm-4am so it will be un-hinged and again stupid spelling :P) Ships : Flower husbands, Ranchers, Flower Ranchers, Boat boys(ovi), scarian(??), home wrecker's (/p) + extra

A life series AU where the ranchers teamed up before double life, a MLM relationship between tango, Joel and Jimmy.

Grian was a normal boy. he had a normal life, till one day when he was 16 his life became a mess his mum disappeared and he was suddenly left in a strange camp where he was told he wasn't normal. but ofcourse he knew that was

A Summer camp Au with witchcraftsmp and empiressmp crews

Hello! Since I Plan To Keep My Account On Wattpad Very Empires SMP Focused, I Decided To Make A Miscellaneous Oneshots Book So That My Writing Wasn't Limited To Just Empires. Keep In Mind This And Those Books Have No Set Upload Schedule Seeing As Writing Is Very Much A Side Hobby For Me. With That Said, I Hope You Enjoy What I Create Here!

I know they're already royal but whatevas!! Again, no posting schedule!! I am NOT shipping the real people, just the Minecraft personas empires season 1+Martyn and Cleo because why not!!

The hermits and lifers try going on holiday again. Surely nothing could possibly go wrong this time

Jimmy is upset by the death of his beloved pet frog, but neither Scott nor his Bad Boys pay attention to that, too busy arguing. So, Jimmy leaves and runs into Tango, who offers to distract him. He makes it his personal mission to make Jimmy smile again. Aka, Jimmy hangs out with team T.I.E.S. and later returns to his Bad Boys.

Xornoth is released onto the server while Scott is drowning with guilt in his self-exile. . . . 𝙅𝙤𝙚𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙧. 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙯𝙚, 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡'𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨, 𝙓𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙, 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙙. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙬𝙚𝙞𝙧𝙙 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙛𝙛. CROSS POSTED ON WATTPAD AND AO3

Joel angst! Er, Joel centred One-Shots now. Aka smallishbeans angst/One-Shots, might add other angst one-shots for someone else, might even make something here an actual Joel focused book, but for now it's simply Joel angst for Roxy! :] Enjoy!...? Accomplishments ('cause I somehow got a bunch-): #1 in idontknowwhattoputhere Aug. 5, 2024 #2 in totallyawesome Aug. 5, 2024 #1 in writtenforfun Aug. 5, 24 #1 in requestable August fifth twenty-twenty four #2 in angstshots Aug 5 2024 #3 in joelbeans Aug 5 2024 #3 in joelsmallishbeans Aug 5 2024 #1 in joelsmallishbeans August 23, 2024

okay I just wanna preface this.... ITS FLOWER HUSBANDS, SUE ME! but ayyahayayayayyesheruhehrehuw also might I adddddd it's florist Jim x vampire Scott. I ain't sure if I'm even gonna finish this fic, but whatever. I'm not sure if I'll get someone to beta read it.

Tango's breathing is hard, and he barely registers anything else besides rage and betrayal. Rage. Tango screams when the explosions reach him, his legs buckling and his arms wrapping around his head and stomach as a pitiful shield. Fear. Tango collapses, his wings no longer buzzing, just twitching. He whines and trembles-this time of regret. Apology. Love? {Or 3 times Tango's heart froze, +1 time he was able to warm up.}

Something is wrong. Etho keeps getting kidnapped, Joel is not ok, and Gem keeps waking up surrounded by blood. Huh. Season 10, Boat Boys

Pearl grows tired of the wrongs committed by the leaders of her country, known as the Lords of Misharin, and decides to do something about it with the help of some friends who are trapped in the Lords' Life Games with her.