Joemama Stories

I love this man and I never see things of him :( except on tumblr so I'm here now! this will probably be bad but hey I dont care alot

ironic that I'm writing this while eating a mcdonalds cheeseburger

Im a phag☹️ anyways i rant on here when i feel like it

𝚃𝚒𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕.

READ THIS. I MADE THIS ACCOUNT AS A JOKE, IM NOT ACTUALLY THE FALAQ GIRL I WAS GONNA PRETEND TO BE HER BUT NOW I CANT BE BOTHERED TRYING TO EMBARRASSED HER ANYMORE. SO WHENEVER IT SAYS 'ME', ITS TALKING ABOUT FALAQ, NOT THE ACTUAL OWNERS OF THIS ACCOUNT. anyway My school crush x me ( ˘ ³˘)♥, I have a BIGGG crush on him and I am going to express it through a wattpad story so you can all enjoe it (hehe I said enjoe instead of enjoy that's so funny and ironic hehe) (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃

my birthday was on the 14th of September

Rolli x reader

Joe Mama

if your in need of some kataang writing material and if your ina writing block this is for you. also if you just wanna read this to imagine it idk 🤷🏿‍♀️ i'm prolly never finna update this again. but kataang one shot idea(s) cause kataang is better then ur life, style, and lifestyle. I DONT OWN ATLA THESE CHARACTERS N WHATEVER IS NOT MINE

An unexpected love blossoms between UA's newest teacher and Gran Torino.

joe mama took obama on a trip

Lol help

You like memes? You like stealing things? You bored? You on the run from the IRS? If you answered yes to any of these I'd like you to read this. Please read this I wanna be a successful wattpad meme author im desperate p l e a s e

My favorite ship so far

･ﾟ✩ 𝒟𝒾𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑒 ✩ﾟ･ "ɪ ᴡɪꜱʜ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.." "ᴡᴇ'ʟʟ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜ." ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ɢɪʀʟ, ᴀʙᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ꜱʜᴇ ꜰᴇʟᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ʜᴇʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇꜱ ʜᴇʀ, ʜᴇʀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ʙᴜʀɴꜱ ᴅᴏᴡɴ. ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪᴅɪɴɢ. ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ꜱᴀᴠᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ.

you accidentally leave childe pregnant while you did it. what will zhongli do? 😒

lol idk what this is

Accowding to aww knyown waws of aviation, thewe is nyo way a bee shouwd be abwe to fwy. Its wings awe too smaww to get its fat wittwe body off the gwound. The bee, of couwse, fwies anyway because bees don't cawe what humans think is impossibwe.

crackfic y/n added you to "volleyd*cks" 𝑦/𝑛 - what the fuck is up kyle