Истории Joemama

my birthday was on the 14th of September

im just posting random ass google doc stories i use to have, this is a oneshot but yea lol

This is not just a simple story with a happy ending. This is the upsetting story of the three kids, who learned more about their family history..but it progressively got worse then they would've thought.

Kakjo Also credit to whoever made the cover it's blyatyful

Joe Mama

title explains itself well enough

This story is about a 16 year old girl called Jane. She started doing criminal things like stealing purses and robbing some houses at night after she started dating her Boyfriend Joe (which is also a criminal). One day Joe robbed a bank while Jane was standing outside, looking if the cops would come there. After they were finished the cops got there... Joe ran fast enough.. Jane fell and got cought by the cops. She had the decision between 6 months prison or 6 months on a ranch with horses now guess which one she took. But read this story to find out more🤠❤️

Joe mama

Description is no where.

Please don't read rhis

Lol help

(Not ur mom but joe mama)

hello you fucking bastards i got tagged so heres this piece of shit anyways JUMP IN THE CADILLAC GIRL LETS PUT SOME MILES ON IT ANYTHING YOU WANT JUST TO PUT A SMILE ON YOU YOU DESERVE IT BABY YOU DESERVE IT ALL AND IM GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU GOLD JEWLERY SHINING SO BRIGHT STRAWBERRY CHAMPAGNE ON ICE LUCKY FOR YOU THATS WHAT I LIKE THATS WHAT I LIKE LUCKY FOR YOU THATS WHAT I LIKE THATS WHAT I LIKE SEX BY THE FIRE AT NIGHT SILK SHEETS AND DIAMONDS ALL WHITE LUCKY FOR YOU THATS WHAT I LIKE LUCKY FOR YOU THATS WHAT I LIKE THATS WHAT I LIKE *FRAT BOY LIP BITE INTENSIFIES* YOU LOST BBG CAUSE I GOT A MAP IN MY ROOM *LIP BITE* PAINT ME LIKE ON OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS *EVEN MORE LIP BITE* *PROCEEDS DATE A GUY SHE MET LIKE 5 DAYS AGO THAT SHE ALSO DITCHED HER I THINK HUSBAND FOR* |august 8th 2021 edit| (WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS GOING THROUGH MY MIND WHEN J MAD THIS DESCRIPTION 🤠✋🏽 SIR THIS IS A WENDYS DRIVE THRU 🤨) |dec 25 2021 edit| (bitch what is this 🧍‍♂️) |march 16 2022 edit| (man i was bottom of tje barrel type humor like gum off the bottom of ur shoe and i still havenr ficed my spelling 🦧) |dec 11 2022 edit| (what in the ever loving hell was i on???😧 i think i took some lsd bro wtf 💀🙏) |may 5 2024 edit| (never let me cook again, this shit is abysmal and should never meet the light of day ever yet im to attached to delete it.)

Warning: cursing, weirdness, people you probably don't know, anime characters, weird ships and that's it. Some fan fics I did not write, they belong to one of my friends. Thank you for all my sort of human friends for inspiring this book of crap.

The title explains it all

Some random crack fanfic of yttd characters :D

Joe mama and 2D and taehyung are all dating and when joe mama likes taehyung more but 2D like joe mama but taehyung like 2D so they all battle for who gets who and then all die because no mussel

READ IF YOU WANNA GET TRAUMATIZED <3 I LOVE MY GROUP CHAT<333

DISCONTINUED!!! so basically im very into these stuff so why not make a incorrect quotes book? this is going to be made with a site that ill link in the first chapter. i might do mandela catalogue incorrect quotes book in the future idk basically yeah that's it hope y'all enjoy the crap that ive made (some quotes might have riverxboss on them bc idk im on crack) thanks to everyone who read and enjoyed this book <3

THIS IS ALL A JOKE. FOR ENTERTAINMENT. FOR PEOPLE WHO CLICKED THIS, NOT JOKING, THEN ITS ALL JUST A JOKE. ME AND MY BEST FRIEND DID THIS IN DISCORD SO I COPY PASTED IT. TW: VIOLENCE