Joemama Stories

art : @Egotistt_ on Instagram time deo meets :0 TIME DEO?!?!?!? this is a joke btw dont hurt me :(

If you follow these rules, you'll have a love life so good you'll explode!

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In his mind, there were no meaning to the words on the magazine in front of him. Just ink on paper, no real worth. This same ink on paper was the basis of his everyday life 24 hours ago, but now- Now, he didn't even know what to do. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The daily horoscope is and has always been an essential part of Midorima Shintaro's daily routine. Every action, word and outfit was pre-determined. Everything, down to the letter. That's why he never lost. But now, this book, these words and images and items displayed on the paper before him, instead of being the cause of his winning, was now the cause of all his sorrows. Instead of granting him wins, it gave him lost. For the first time in his life, Midorima Shintaro lost. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is my first time writing angst, so please give me feedback!! also there's no happy ending because I'm evil >:P

GONE WRONG NOT CLICKBAIT AT 3 AM 18+

Hiya! The title, "Texas to Florida" is a pretty dumb name to me, but. I couldn't think of anything else. Sorry! This is kinda the first time I write an actual story, I wrote one once but then deleted it after SO.. I wouldn't call that a story lmao. I hope you like it! Please do not send a lot of hate, this is my first time so I would like that you don't send me hate becausee it'll make me want to delete this story. Thank you for reading! And enjoy my first story ;)!

THIS IS A JOKE

.....hai

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I love this man and I never see things of him :( except on tumblr so I'm here now! this will probably be bad but hey I dont care alot

I write horror stories at 4am

･ﾟ✩ 𝒟𝒾𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑒 ✩ﾟ･ "ɪ ᴡɪꜱʜ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.." "ᴡᴇ'ʟʟ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜ." ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ɢɪʀʟ, ᴀʙᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ꜱʜᴇ ꜰᴇʟᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ, ʜᴇʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇꜱ ʜᴇʀ, ʜᴇʀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ʙᴜʀɴꜱ ᴅᴏᴡɴ. ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪᴅɪɴɢ. ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ꜱᴀᴠᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ.

hbd alex 😭 I am so sorry for what you're about to read

Mammon and Az goes for a date at the beach while the other brothers disturb them

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In which the players in our campaign piss off the dm (aka Joe)

The title explains it all

Accowding to aww knyown waws of aviation, thewe is nyo way a bee shouwd be abwe to fwy. Its wings awe too smaww to get its fat wittwe body off the gwound. The bee, of couwse, fwies anyway because bees don't cawe what humans think is impossibwe.