Joerantz Stories

Elizabeth Ulbrickson is the daughter of Al Ulbrickson, the rowing coach of the University of Washington. That's all you need to know. "The Boys in the Boat" (2...

[ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗬𝗦 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗔𝗧 𝗫 𝗙𝗘𝗠! 𝗢𝗖𝗦 ] ❝ 𝑰𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒖𝒔 𝒂 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆, 𝒘𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒅𝒐...

I wrote this for my friend and am still working on it. Obviously our names are changed but it has a lot of celebrity appearances and personally I think it's pretty funny...

"𝘐'𝘮 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯." "𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩, 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘊𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳...

── "𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭" Imagines for...