Johndave Histoires

cover drawn by yours truly :) requests r open, these are just short oneshots without much plot

Who knew alpha/omegaverse dynamics in fanfiction could NOT be cringey am I right? John and Dave are gay babies. Is that the summary you want? _ So this is lowkey not technically my first fanfiction, but definitely my first one since I've gotten better at writing. I've roleplayed as John for a good three years so hopefully I should have him pretty down and pat by now, but I can't say the same for how I wrote Dave. All I can say is please give me your opinion, good or bad, and enjoy! Also, credit to MYSELF™ for the art I used for the cover. Also if anybody cares I'm probably going to keep updating at least once a week? Most likely on weekends, but I can't promise any specific day. Writing's hard man. I'm writing this as of May 25th 2017, so hopefully future me stays true to her word.

WOW. BEST TITLE EVER. I'll just use this to write fluffy oneshots whenever I feel fit. Be warned: I'm no John Green. Go ahead, request a ship. dOnTbEsHy The fandoms will most likely be, but are not limited to, Homestuck, Free!, and Hetalia. I own no characters. I only own the ideas expressed here.

John Egbert is 14 years old. Today is his first day of high school! However, he just moved into a new area, so he knows absolutely nobody. He remains a loner for the first few days, and it starts to get to him... Until he notices a small group of kids giving him looks. It also doesn't help when he starts feeling curious about that cool blonde guy with the hipster shades. That could be a problem. [ PepsiCola fanfiction! ]

this is abt gay rbts the fuck you expecting

Basically a fan-fiction with some similar character traits to original dorks, etc. I you enjoy the #HomestuckYTAU ;P P.s. I made the cover myself! X3 P.p.s some of these characters won't act at all like their original characters, they will act like different people entirely, I'm saying that because I'm gonna have Eridan not be a jerk All Homestuck characters belong to Andrew Hussie, and OC's belong to Artistic Optimist and Me. Pls enjoy my Homestuck/YouTube Fanficton! Knight_of_Life~

John and his dad moving to Oklahoma on some stupid work business. The only thing good coming out of this trip is going to see Dave. Since they're going to be so close, why not try and meet up? Seems only fair that they should... And they do.

"That family is perfect!" " Oh how I would love to have a family like that!" . when they think your perfect... but you're really not. . . based on song doll - house includes; dirkroxy, dirkjake, johndave, roseKanaya.

soem johndave oneshots because i still love homestuck oops 🏃‍♂️💨

Dave and John pass a series of notes in class and exchange awkward meetings between them, basically competing who can be the Ultimate Homo. But, someone else knows too. /JohnDave/ -T

//I'm not a Homosexual// John told himself, but he couldn't help falling for every boy close to him. Dave is adorable, Jake is the smart speaking cutie and Dirk is the sexy otaku. What will happen when all three step up to compete for our smol bean's heart? owo

full title: Morning Movies (In which John makes Dave watch one of his lame movies and then teases him until they make out)

Terezi? John? God, why are relationships so complicated? Dave? Why can't he see you? (( Mostly fluff, buttttt I can't promise it'll stay that way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ))

Dave is going to Johns for Christmas, but he runs into a few bumps in the road! Also, John and Dave are hiding something from each other, will they confess? Will they finally be together?

Dave visits John for the summer and does a horrible job at hiding his feelings. Hijinks ensue. Horribly written on purpose you have been warned😅😅😅☝️☝️

RECOMMENDED 12+ (Pff, no one ever cares-) Jake x Dirk fan-fiction. OBVIOUSLY INCLUDING BOY X BOY ACTION- This is about two best mates: Jake English and Dirk Strider, who eventually succeed on getting a love life. Well, one of them do, but this doesn't impress the other. Will jealousy end it all between the boys? Or will jealousy be the beginning of something? Read to find out!

Do you ever just kinda wanna cry over fictional gay people? Do you suddenly want to see your beloved characters suffer in horrible ways? Do you want death, heartbreak, and ships that sink right after setting sail? Well then, welcome to hell, my friend. (As far as shipping in Homestuck goes, I'm not really all that picky. So if you have any suggestions, let me know, and I'll probably do it. That is, as long as the ship isn't incestuous or pedophelic or anything along those lines. I'd also like to avoid any disputes about different pairings. Ship what you wanna ship, but let others do the same. And please, try not to spoil anything. I know that it ended, but I haven't finished reading, so please, be respectful.) Thanks for reading and enjoy!

John is the new kid, with everything that comes with that title; awkwardness, shyness, and attempts to make friends. Except all of this is made even worse with the fact that he's deaf. Dave is your stereotypical resident coolkid. Except he's not. He's a huge nerd, but most people find him intimidating, what with his shades and the fact that he doesn't talk to anyone. Or rather, that he can't talk to anyone, being mute. The two get paired together and form a close bond quite quickly, to the surprise of most of the school, but to none of their friends'. ((I really suck at descriptions. Also, updates for this aren't set, so be prepared for longish waits between chapters or several at a time.))

Just some homestuck oneshots I write when I get bored.