histórias de Johndave

(boyxboy) Dave Strider was a famous musician who made it big, and despite never having met him, John loathed him with all he could muster. But one day, when he's trolling around on a Dave Strider fansite, he incidentally meets Dave through a message board- without knowing it. What will happen as they get to know each other via pesterchum without John truly knowing who he's talking to? (HS AU)

A compilation of random Homestuck oneshots, as the title says. This won't update on a schedule--just when I get the inspiration to write something. Feel free to request a fic! REVIEWS AND CRITICISM ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!

cover drawn by yours truly :) requests r open, these are just short oneshots without much plot

Idk bro I got bored and just wiped this up lolz :B Don't expect me to update this a lot, I'm in school and I don't have many ideas. Oh! There's gonna be a lot of dirkjake in here :)

John Egbert is what most people call a Mutant. He has the ability to control the wind. His entire school found this out when his best friend and crush was getting beaten up. He now has to move out of Texas and into somewhere else while the school swears to secrecy. Now he has to adjust to his new life in Washington.

John's heart broke at that moment. There was a black dread in his stomach, gnawing, bitting, spitting, fighting. So he did what any logical person would do in this situation. He ran. He ran, and would keep running until he was hidden. So he could die inside in peace. This is a JohnDave sadstuck story, so be warned. There will be a lot of angst. But if you are as self torturing as me, you won't have a problem with that.

Demonstuck AU~ Though a bit different than most Demonstuck stories. There are indeed no hunters. Dave basically finds out his best friend of over five years is a demon and doesn't exactly know how to react. John hides in isolation away from everything and everyone he knew, Dave searches for John and it eventually ends in cute, comforting fluff~ Enjoy!

Dave hated his shitty life until one certain blue eyed brunette walks into his life. John started a new school in Texas which happened to be the same school Dave attended. But now things have taken a turn for the gAy.

Are you a Homestuck? Are you secretly a Homestuck? Well then this is the book for you. This book has all the Shit we Homestuck love. It has (will have) those things we understand, laugh at, hate, and adore! (updates will be regular to moderate depending on how much school I have)

This is a gay( boyxboy ) lemony smut. This a fan fiction for homestuck :3 ( Picture found on Pinterest )

The Strider twins miss their boyfriends, and seek comfort in their older brother. (davejohn, dirkjake, just a hint of dadbro.) I would like to dedicate this story to my girlfriend, who is the best Strider as far as im concerned. And because she suggested the extended ending. Love you dear. ❤

Weell well my friends, I have returned and it seems that i am writing more of the homosexual Egbert's homosexual adventures in homosexuality (< spoiler) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'll try to update this regularly, because i think it'll be a couple chapters long ^.^ But I've also got ideas for some other less popular crack ship/unappreciated ship fics, like jadekat, vriskrose, arafef, and kannep, sooo I'll try to alternate between updating these!! Of course, JohnDave is the most popular among these ships, soo i shall get some of this written first to entertain you guys while the other are in the works!! (I'd also love to do some ship requests at some point if you guys would like to leave ships in the comments??)

outdated pepsicola fic from when i used to hc june egbert as trans masc. i think she'd be transfem now but idfk idc . i wriote this 2 years ago for an ex friend that turned out to be a Really corny proshipper

Lots of johndave and gay fluff Uhm Oh dang I need an actual description. meh btw this story may be a little depressing, so if your feeling suicidal you've come to the right place. Okay, actual description time! Basically Dave feels alone in the world, and he can't seem to find the one, his soulmate. When he was born, he was gifted a necklace, that was in the shape of a half red heart, which his soulmate has the other matching half. This necklace would help him find his soulmate . The necklace does this by making a ding sound, and the closer he is to his soulmate the faster the dinging goes.One day Dave's necklace starts dinging like a heart beat, and starts going faster and faster. And he starts to hear someone else's necklace dinging. Dave then follows the sound and eventually meets a very short boy, eyes the color of the ocean and sky, messy black hair, and a pair of ridiculous glasses.With the name of John.

John Egbert and his cousin Jade live together in Washington. Their two best friends, Rose and Dave, live in Texas. All four of the young teens are going to face a struggle unlike any other. High school. JohnDave pairing!

This was Originally a English project but I really liked it so I'm making it into a full story

John and Dave have been best bros for years. What the hell could be any different to visiting each other?

John Egbert is a Heir in a kingdom that is one of three. Each have four aspects, and two are constantly going at eachother. One day, the neighboring empire comes to them threatening war if they don't give up their prized possesion, this being John, they ponder it and give John up not wanting war. Now John has to live in there. Dirk , the prince, is constantly raping John, and John is secretly dating Dave in the process.