histórias de Johnegbert

"𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪." 𝙞 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧. 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙭𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙙, "𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚, 𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚. 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙩'𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚." 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙. "𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙞 𝙖𝙢, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡." 𝙞 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙. A SECOND CHANCE, KIND OF- ENEMIES TO LOVERS ROMANCE. - kind of micro trope : miscommunication that drives them apart, rain kiss - highschool, young adult romance (may be smut scenes) - short story 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, katerina vinnie and i have known each other since we were kids; we're family friends. our moms are best friends, but we're not. in fact, we're the opposite of best friends. vinnie and i have a complicated relationship. sometimes we dislike each other, sometimes we tolerate each other, sometimes we hate each other, and other times.. we might like each other more than we're supposed to. i would say more than friends, but we would have to be friends to begin with. i've liked vinnie since sophomore year, but he's given me reason after reason to stop liking him. i should listen to those reasons, but i never do.. until, one day vinnie finally makes it clear that he's not meant for me and i should stop trying. he didn't actually say that, but the way he acted told me everything i need to know. now, when i don't like him anymore, he likes me.. do i let him in and give him a chance? read to find out!

I'm fiveteen and for some reason my mom doesn't trust me enough to be home alone all night. My parents were both going on a "date" night thing and weren't going to be home until the next day. All I know is I LOVE my babysitter

Y/N was a musician, she really liked cats and she tended to be really bold, she was a lil depressed😳 and she was emo. y/n has black hair and bangs, she had an alt style and loved makeup.

A old secret agent who was asked to train the upcoming secret agent but decided to help her escape

When Maya agrees to help her best friend win over her crush, she accidentally becomes the object of his affection. This high-stakes drama explores the messy collapse of a decade-long friendship when a "perfect plan" turns into a betrayal that no one saw coming.

Homestuck oneshots Note: I'm not all the way through Homestuck at the start of this, so if the characters are, well, out of character, I'm so sorry. I'm accepting requests at all times! I don't own Homestuck or any of the characters

a young man by the name of john egbert stands alone in his bedroom, pissed as fuck because his roommate terezi and dirk strider are on his couch, watching fucking my little pony. we follow john's thoughts and feels as dirk just just keeps popping up more and more in his life. ships appeared: dirkjohn, jadenep, vrisrezi, rosemary, davekat (i cant stand writing straight ships lol) terezi and nepeta are nonbinary and are written with they/them pronouns. multiple characters are lgbt, but their not all labeled or have all of their pronouns written out. my writing is all in lowercase, but it is grammatically correct and coherent. chats written like they're on pesterchum are written like the respective characters. formatting for pesterchats change to adapt for the fact theres no text colors on here. cover credit: senyaluz on tumblr (no relation to the story, just one of my favorite artists) bonus creds: my lovely bf for writing pesterchats with me, being my john, and helping with planning and ideas. also creds to my bestfriend for being resident rose! im happy to have kinnies on board to help with proper characterization. note: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE MINE (obviously). their hussies and i simply improved them.

I don't own any art or pictures unless said otherwise. Homestuck and it's characters belong to Andrew Hussie. Any gender. ⚠️Trigger Warnings⚠️ Swearing I may not being able to get personalities right 0,w,0 !!SLOW UPDATES!! Highest ranks: No. 1 in #thesignless No. 1 in #Probablynot No. 28 in #Mcdonalds No. 11 in #ohwell No. 4 in #jadeharley

(y/n)= your name H/c = hair color E/c = eye color F/a and F/s = favorite artist and favorite song. !!Warning!! Strong use of profanity and self-hate. ALSO really cute fluff. In this story kankri and his group are siblings to I karkat and his group!! *kankri looking proud in the distance* Hey I'm new at this so if it's shit I'm sorry （；￣ェ￣） Comment any suggestions you want as I go along. THANKS FUR READING IF YOU DO, IT MEANS A LOT TO ME!!!! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) ---- Hey I wrote this forever ago, I'm keeping it up because it seems people like it but I want to preface things before anyone starts to read this. There is a character in the story that uses sexual acts for money and it's painted to be bad in this story. SEX WORK IS WORK. I apologize for creating this story and painting this career in such a bad light. As I've aged I've learned immensely about said careers and realize that sex work is outlawed because of sexist beliefs of our government. I'm not going to alter this story however because this story serves as a reminder of how much I've grown and changed in my life. It's a reminder of how misogyny affected my life as a young girl and how it can possibly affect others. Also I'm too busy currently to go back and actually thoroughly change it. Sex work is like any other career and people's worth should not be judged on it. Thank you for reading, please please please keep in mind these words as you read. I might change it in the future but as of now Im keeping it. Enjoy :)

jake sees johnnie after taras video and thinks he looks a little too good

⎨ ⎬ a few oneshots with your homestuck babies

Your name is MSP. Yes it's just a nickname, but anytime you say your full name, people are always like, Yea, no, I'll just call you MSP, so you just roll with it. And your about to go on a weird adventure involving romance of some kind. It all depends on the situation. Your not sure why your doing this, but you got nothing else your doing right now, so why not? Let's see where this train wreck takes you, All Aboard, Next Stop! Romance!! (What am I doing with my life...?)

"You distract me, but I'm distracted without you. I don't know how to focus, baby teach me how to." - Tatiana Manaois [Helplessly]

Kacelynn Jurgens, absolutely ordinary Sophomore at a High School at a small City in Kansas. Her best friend was Sam Golbach, who was friends with the one and only Colby Brock. Sam is his only friend. Well, WAS his only friend until Kacelynn and Colby crossed paths. Colby wasn't the happiest person, but Kacelynn was determined to change that Read at your own risk

y/n and Johnny have been friends since kindergarten, this year was no different! Sophomore year and they were closer than ever. Johnny knows y/n has a temper and cold to others but soft and nerdy around the people she trusts.Y/n recently develops feelings for Johnny...how will that play out? This story includes: Violence Alcohol Eating disorder

i found a bunch of random headcannon stuff, so i figured i should write short stories of my favorites

Luciana was a young sweet loving little girl who saw life as It was "beautiful" her only dream was to live forever with her family and be happy forever until life made her think otherwise.

Jake English is an innocent boy who is always picked on and bullied, because he's "geeky" "nerdy" and "gay". He never had any real friends, and everyone he got together with cheated on him or abused him. He meets John, Dave, Rose and Jade, that are real friends to him. He can't help but fall in love with one of them, which it started with just a kiss. Ever since he had met Gamzee Makara, he's been hearing voices and hearing nothing but dead silence, He later on meets disaster that might change his life forever. He slowly turns into someone he never knew, obtaining the two pistols. He also meets Dirk, Roxy and Jane, a strange bunch. What will happen?

Just read in and find out. Just a little dabbling in the Sadstuck ways, so don't hate. I'm not responsible for possible tears, or 'THAT IS NOT OKAY's. Read at your own emotional risk. >:] {NO ON3 C4N R3S1ST TH3 BR4CK3T SM1L3S >:] }

| This will be a AU!Homestuck x Male!Troll!Reader story so yeah.| (y\n) a quiet troll adopted into the human Egbert family is sent along with his younger brother, John Egbert, to a boarding school. However this boarding school is different from others. It functions as a regular city. Middle school to College. Apartment complexes as dorms. Shopping malls and restaurants. A park with a giant forest for only open to sophomores and up. Thousands of students attending, Humans and Trolls alike. (y/n) didn't know that this was going to be the best next few years of his life.