Johnkat Stories

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Karkat Vantas is a typical seventeen-year-old, reckless and rude. But when he is taken away from the safety and fun of his school and sent to military camp, he meets John Egbert- camp director- who is hot, fun, and friendly. Karkat, despite his hatred towards the man, can't help but feel attracted to him... (Johnkat) (light smut) (yaoi))))) ;)

Everyone is thrown into the apocalyptic world of zombies. John Egbert finds himself alone, but soon discovers that this is not the case. He is reunited with his friend, Karkat Vantas, however this blissful meet-up doesn't last long.

Looking for a specific ship in mind? I've probably got it, from DaveJade to DirkJake to even Eridan and Kanaya. I've got it, so just leave requests if you want and I'll do my best to get to you. Or I'll write it myself. Either way enjoy :3

I thought it would be fun to get to socialize with my dearest readers, so what better way than having reader inserts and requests? Inserts• If you would like to insert a oneshot, please pm me or kik me at HeichouxTheBrat :3 smutshots are allowed, actually, preferred. Any ship'll do, I don't mind posting ones I don't ship. Requests• I don't care much with this one. It would be very helpful if you could pm me, kik me (HeichouxTheBrat) or just comment them on the first page. I don't mind them being on other parts, but please do not get angered if I do not do them and you put them on other pages because my notifications may be to full for me to notice. •n• Thank you my darlings!~ <3

When Karkat turns up at Johns house drunk he ends up learning more about the young troll's emotions then he ever wanted to.

Lovesick little puppy do you know where you're going? -Daves out feeling the wind- -Johns out watching the clock- -Karkats out of sight- Lovesick little puppy I think you're headed the way wrong way. -Your air is running out- -Your time is going to waste- -Your bleeding out- Lovesick little puppy come back to where you belong. What about the others who have been left behind? What about the others who need you there? What about the others... -Tick Tick whoosh drip drop- Lovesick little puppy.

This is a shitty name for a shitty fic. Read or whatever John is watching the stars and karkat joins him and shit goes down warning:EXTREMELY FLUFFY AND PROBABLY A BIT OOC edit: I corrected some stuff that was wrong, so it can be more bearable!

hi guys! come ask us questions! karkles might bite but egbert and i are chill SHUT THE FUCK UP STRIDER.

It's almost John's birthday. Karkat wants to make it special. But how? Throw a party for him. With the help of John's best friends. Dave, Rose, and Jade. How will this turn out.

Some cute JohnKat fluff. I know I'm mainly write smut but I was in the mood for cute stuff. :333

this is a rewrite of the candy epilogues!! i have a big hatred for the normal candy epilogues and how it went on,, but that's what I'm here to do rewrite them!! this story might take some time to finish bc school starts up soon,,, but not to worry, I WILL DO THIS!! anyway let me give the literal description lmao John starts crushing on Dave when him and karkat get together,, so John kidnaps karkat, and hides him away, then John and dave start dating, and karkat finds a way out from we're he was put after John kidnapped him, and went on from were karkat leaves dave in the normal epilogues. then karkat gets invited to Dave and johns wedding and they all get together!! this story will be way better than the description was lol, so if you haven't noticed this story includes davekat, johndave, johnkat, and davejohnkat! if your triggered by that I would stop reading, there probably will be hiatuses and stuff, but at some point I will get this done!! ALSO there will be rosemary!! if u r triggered by that stop reading too!!

I don't fucking know what my ac is so u can only hope

Just a bunch of random headcanons. Some are just a few sentences, others are short stories. Not much to say so have fun. Just a quick reminder, this is just my pinion, y'all can headcanon anything you like.

This fix is a mess

The title says it all

Ask homestuck anything. I don't mind shipping questions. Ask anything. Well I don't own homestuck people or these characters.

Cover by @DiamondQueenPM Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie _______________________________________ They had finally beat the game. After years of waiting and fighting, the surviving players had won their prize of a new universe, a whole new Earth. And when they opened the door, it was truly beautiful. The dead players had been resurrected in the new universe. Everyone was healed and happy. Roxy used her Void powers to create the quest beds of those who could not achieve their God Tier. Once everyone had finished, the Earth was put under protection of the new "Gods and Goddesses of Earth". Years pass. this kids and trolls are all around 28 years old. Bonds were formed and broken, and it seemed that the closest bond to have forged over the years was between John and Karkat. Now, after finishing the game, John had a lot of time to think about things. He knew how close he was to Karkat. However, odd feelings had arose for the mutant-blooded troll. John had always denied that he was homosexual. But...maybe it was only because he didn't want to be a disappointment? Or maybe because he didn't want to have his heart broken? Love, rivalry, friendship, matespritship, kismesisitude, and moirailliance will all be mixed together into one big pile of feels.

Rose, Jade, Kanaya, Karkat, John, Dave, and probably some other people I am forgetting right now all live in a house. John ends up with Karkat. Everyone is happy. (Except for Dave and Rose, who are unhappy for their own respective reasons.) The End. Not really. I'm lazy and don't feel like writing a real description for this. AND CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE F*CK I JUST CHANGED THE TITLE TO REFERENCE THE STUPID KUNG FU PANDA SHOW?!?!!?!?!?!?! I DON'T LIKE THAT SHOW!!!!!

kind of a song fic. karkat sings heir of breath by broadway karkat because he's drunk off his ass and in love with john egbert.