Johnmulaney Stories

Genevieve Evans is an up-and-coming voice actor, who recently scored two roles on the Netflix show "Big Mouth"- playing a kid and a hormone monstress. She is the new love interest of Andrew, voiced by John Mulaney. But she's also John's new love interest. But will her troubled past with abusive relationships stand in the way of them? NOTE: This story will also change the plot of the Netflix show Big Mouth!

What Ifs Never Got Anyone Anywhere Other Perspective: Wallflowers By: @Weirder_things06

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A collection of cweepy pawstas UwU.

❝my heart is so full of you i can hardly call it my own❞ in which lilah angelo and tom holland slowly fall in love, learning every little detail about each other that could ever make them the perfect pair. until contracts, people, job opportunities, and responsibilities get in the way and they have to take the situation into their own hands. *🗡* 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐬 *🕸* (kind of a spin-off of my other story 'die for you') © -romanogers- 2021 social media x real life tom holland x oc best ranks: #1 in tomholland #1 in sarahpidgeon #1 in tomhollandfanfic #1 in johnmulaney #1 in tomhollandxoc BOOK 1/2

The chronicles of your ever-shifting relationship with John. *This story is not only a work of indulgent fiction, but it also takes place in some kind of alternate timeline where he is a single man! I don't want to give off the impression that I'm writing some kind of homewrecker fantasy here.* Warnings (updated per chapter): Substance use (alcohol, nicotine, marijuana), somewhat sexual content

(FEATURING MY ILLUSTRATIONS) "The world stone must not run from the beast." Leif is a wizard, and he had recently graduated from Hogwarts School for Witches and Wizards. One night Leif finds a mysterious stone, and is transported into the MCU. He has always been a huge fan of Marvel, both comics and movies. He lands in Wakanda, marking the start of his journey. A while later, Leif is now staying with Tony Stark. Posing as a highschool student, he is given the task of finding and befriending Spider-Man. The stone that Leif found has abilities like no other. It was made for a traveller, to assist in journeys not possible another way. Adventure awaits in every dimension, and it won't be hard to find it. <> A day will come when he will change everything. A time when humanity could be cut in half. A man will come who will bring with him a decision, A man on a search for six stones. The decision to change the worlds as we know it With the wave of a wand the worlds hold their breath. The worlds will not wait for him, So he better choose quickly. For it is The Choice of Infinity. ₮ł₥Ɇ ₵₳₦ ฿Ɇ ⱤɆ₩Ɽł₮₮Ɇ₦ (Civil War - Infinity War?) (Team IronMan) (NOT a Peter x OC) (This is also on my AO3 account)

Im in love with a comedian

It was junior year, and the DDC was riding high... Scene: Brooklyn, New York. 1995. John Roebling High. Gina Linetti and Jake Peralta are in junior year and are simply the *best* of friends. HIGH SCHOOL AU!!! There WILL be Mulaney!!! I repeat there WILL be Mulaney!!!!

I did not write this show. I merely did a copy and paste just so you could look back to reference a joke if you wanted to. These are all John Mulaney's jokes. Credit to him and New York.

Loki Odinson is a mysterious force preying upon the Avengers. Y/N is working with the Avengers, but they also have a secret: y/n isn't the person they say they are. this is a shitpost :)

One Shots from your favorite Actor/Actress on Saturday night live! From Seth Meyers to Kate McKinnon Multiple story's for you to enjoy! Hope you check it out! Warnings: (Minor Smut) (Lots of Fluff)

John Mulaney (yes that John Mulaney) is your English Professor. Nothing to see here. Just normal teacher and student interactions. Until you start to find Mr.Mulaney incredibly attractive. Can you two keep this a secret?

y/n thought she was just going to watch saturday night live when she bumps into someone, forever changing her life

Five... four... three... two... and we're LIVE! Vian's got a new job as a television writer in New York and she feels overwhelmed. She's fighting with her fiancé, she has no idea what she wants to do with her life, and she's being dragged headfirst into the craziest job she'll ever have. Romance, comedy, and drama... Every genre's at play in the workplace as Vian and her quirky (and annoyingly attractive) co-workers fight to achieve their dreams: career, relationship, and otherwise. [Regular bi-weekly updates] Still need to be won over? You might enjoy this story if you: - Research everything about the cast of movies or TV you like - Like stand-up or panel show comedy - Like SNL, SCTV, Chapelle Show, or I Think You Should Leave (live-comedy/sketch shows) - Like The Office, Parks & Rec, The West Wing, 30 Rock, The IT Crowd, or B99 (workplace shows)

Penelope Cambden, a young victorian girl who died in the 1800s and never learned of her death and stayed haunting in her family manor. James Moore, a young 21st century boy with mommy issues and the uncanny ability to see ghosts. An unsolved murder based on a comedy skit done by John Mulaney.

John had been judged his whole life for his feminine hips and it made him very self-conscious. He was severely bullied in school and struggled with his mental health. Until one day a new guy came along and accepted him despite his flaws. How will this dude change John's whole perspective on life and will he get hurt along the way?

RFA as Random Things John Mulaney has Said Okay but I really love John Mulaney and this was too good of an opportunity to pass. Enjoy~ -mod alex