Johnmulaney Stories

RFA as Random Things John Mulaney has Said Okay but I really love John Mulaney and this was too good of an opportunity to pass. Enjoy~ -mod alex

Your coma patient is John Mulaney. He doesn't know you, and you don't know him. But you've seen him on t.v a few times and feel like maybe....there's something....more between you? You need to focus on your job you don't have time for relationships. Maybe.... -short and quick story

When Drew Gooden and friend Danny Gonzalez finds well-known comedian John Mulaney drunk at a house party, they can only hope that this will be their chance to finally chat with sit down with one of their heroes. Unfortunately, their interaction with John doesn't go quite as planned... Thank you @ma2limbo for beta reading and being my Assistant Author in Crime™ Super cool cover by @diwatera

Sammi has everything she thought she wanted; her dream job as a writer and performer at Saturday Night Live, a steady relationship with her longtime boyfriend Bill, and a tight-knit creative family made up of late nights, half-finished sketches, and inside jokes that only make sense at 2 a.m. From the outside, her life looks perfectly scripted. But behind the laughter and applause, her relationship with Bill is quietly unraveling. What once felt effortless now feels strained, built more on routine than connection. As the pressure of SNL intensifies, Sammi finds herself questioning whether love should feel this exhausting, and whether holding on is worth losing herself. When an unexpected creative opportunity introduces Sammi to James Franco, she's drawn into a collaboration that feels dangerously easy, alive in a way she hasn't felt in a long time. What starts as friendship and shared creativity slowly becomes something deeper, forcing Sammi to confront the truth about what she wants, who she's becoming, and how long she's been denying it.

Yee (And I can not stress this enough) H A W • • • • This is story is nothing like my other books and should not be taken seriously. This also contains lots of meme humor, you probably should read the hashtags and titles of the chapters to really get the gist of it. The stories sort of all over the place.

And They All Lived...? follows AJ Johansen, a bold and resourceful teenage girl who stumbles upon a magical TV in her grandmother's attic that transports her into iconic Disney stories. Tasked with fixing inconsistencies and story-altering problems caused by an evil organization determined to undo "happily ever after," AJ must travel through beloved worlds such as Snow White, Frozen, and The Little Mermaid. Alongside her brothers and an eclectic cast of characters, AJ juggles fixing these worlds, battling villains, and managing her chaotic high-school life back in her hometown. I do not own any of Disney's original characters or films used or mentioned in any movies/worlds that are presented within the story.

Genevieve Evans is an up-and-coming voice actor, who recently scored two roles on the Netflix show "Big Mouth"- playing a kid and a hormone monstress. She is the new love interest of Andrew, voiced by John Mulaney. But she's also John's new love interest. But will her troubled past with abusive relationships stand in the way of them? NOTE: This story will also change the plot of the Netflix show Big Mouth!

The year is 2025. 23 year old Christine is a struggling university student. One year ago, she moved from her home country Denmark, to the big New York City, together with her best friend Jacob, hoping for a new and adventurous life. On the side of studying English, Christine is a regular trumpetist at a local jazz-club, and is also slowly beginning a career in stand up comedy. Her popularity rises immensely when she is asked to become an opening act for the one and only Pete Davidson's comedy show. She accepts the opportunity, and begins touring with Pete. Pete and Christine become friends, which leads her to meet and become friends with other comedians, most importantly, John Mulaney. Christine has been a big Mulaney fan for years, so it is completely surreal to her. John is happily married to his wife, Anna, but something about this young girl attracts him. One drunk mistake leads to another, and John and Christine and up having an affair. They are both really appealed to it, very deeply into it, and very attracted to each other. They know that it has to end at some point, but they can't seem to call it quits. It was the worst mistake Christine ever made. What happens if Anna founds out?

Im in love with a comedian

A trip to New York, something Sophie dreamed about since she was little, and John Mulaney - a dorky comedian rising slowly in the industry. A combination made in heaven. Right?

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en·tre nous /ˌäntrə ˈno͞o/ adverb between ourselves; privately. "entre nous, the old man's a bit of a problem"

entries for @SourStrawberryGirl's Graphic games ;)

RECKLESS in which timothée chalamet comes across the twitter account of a girl with no filter ( social media x real life ) ( timothée chalamet x fem oc )

What Ifs Never Got Anyone Anywhere Other Perspective: Wallflowers By: @Weirder_things06

its y/n's 18th birthday!!!!!!! y/n has been living with two absolutely terrible old people since she was 17 and moved out of her parents place. she hoped shed become a big comedian, but that did not work. she was homeless for months until picked up by george st geegland and his rooommatteee gil faizon. together they fight crime or something and y/n gets pranked with a lot of canned tuna tw//// george being weird/creepy, tuna

A collection of cweepy pawstas UwU.

summer at the burrow with the weasley's this should be fun :) will natalie and fred get together? will Christine beat Ron in wizards chess? Disclaimer: we don't own any characters except Christine and Natalie