Johnmulaney Stories

You just moved to New york to work for SNL. Its 2006 and your nervous about who your going to meet. Your favourite comedians are working there. You have some troubles with people but you never know what can happen next.. (Includes some other ex SNL cast members mainly Andy Samberg and John Mulaney also some other random celebs from tv shows I watch so ye could recognise some names!) PS If it seems I haven't updated in a while I could be busy with school because of exams so i promise i haven't just forgotten about it- Ill try to do it as much as possible but without rushing x Also this is my first story so if its shit im sorry 🤍 SO IF U GET SECOND HAND EMBARRESMENT EASILY DONT READ THIS IDK WHAT IM DOING

What does it feel like to fall in love? Is Bill going to be the first person I fall in love with? Read to find out.

Hamlet, a lonely doctor, thought it would be a regular day at the hospital... he couldn't have been more wrong. [a screenplay by annalese and ariana]

You're popular, hot, a cheerleader, what more could you want??? Possibly that angsty little band kid in chemistry class that they call "Bo"??? Read now to find out. edit: if it wasn't obvious, this is satire

It's Christmas time and your single as can be. Seeing all your old friends do fun holiday activities is making you sick. While making a late night cookie dough run you find a French bull dog who looks quite familiar to you but you can't put your finger on who it is. You give a call to it's owner and when the owner happens to be John Mulaney things get a little crazy. You kiss in the heat of the moment and figure you'll never each other again. But when you show up to work the next day and Johns your new boss you too try to work out whatever is happening with the both of you, while trying to finish this big holiday project by Christmas Day.

You'll see. . . . . . . . . That was weird. Sorry. It's basically just a bunch of quotes from movies/books/tv shows/anything "within"-ish other quotes. Or a quote, really. But, like, just...read to find out, I guess?

Imagines with people I like 😳💕 this is just a causal book but feel free to request

Comedian, Actor, Former Alter Boy, Tall Child, Sassy Asian Woman. What is it like to be adopted by the person described above and his sassy Jewish wife? Meet Adeline... a 4 year old girl who is found by John Mulaney on the streets of New York City. This is her story, not yours. But this story is also fiction. You know what, I'm getting ahead of myself here. Just act like Adeline is you if you need to, alright? I'm not gonna change the entire book for you I literally spent days writing it. I mean it's my fantasy to be adopted by John too but you don't see me throwing in Y/N's all over the place because that's not how I write alright gimme some respect. You're probably like "you're harping on this here, author..." I'm not mad about it, I'm a good natured woman! I'm getting worked up about this just enjoy the book please.

Aria Oliver is starting college at a new university and she meets a couple friends along the way. Maybe even someone more? But what happens when someone from her past gets in the middle of it? Read to find out ;) Aria Oliver is one of my OC's. If you wished this was a xreader story I'm sorry. But you can totally imagine Aria as yourself if you want! :)

One Shots from your favorite Actor/Actress on Saturday night live! From Seth Meyers to Kate McKinnon Multiple story's for you to enjoy! Hope you check it out! Warnings: (Minor Smut) (Lots of Fluff)

Loki Odinson is a mysterious force preying upon the Avengers. Y/N is working with the Avengers, but they also have a secret: y/n isn't the person they say they are. this is a shitpost :)

ace righs only

inspired by a little something i saw on pinterest

A collection of One-Shots mostly about Peter Parker, but could also star others (*cough* tony *cough*) from time to time. 98% fluff, because I love uwu energy but might make an edgy chapter or two. Will include memes and references, and overall a good time. There will be some crossover chapters eventually, but mostly Harry Potter and Doctor Who. Warning! Swear words! Featuring: Yeeter Toenail Stank Don't call me Shurli Low Key The Avanglers Ted Ged Jed Zed Ned Flash Gordon Michelle Jackson Deathpond(maybe) AND MANY MORE!

A changing narrative story, peyton and john meet on their SNL job, and things are bound to happen. it's a fan fiction. This had also kinda turned into a father story. Of Charlotte Mulaney, with her mother being mostly absent, John takes it upon himself to be the best father he can be alone. here's a snibbit: "What do you mean. We're "office buddies" remember? I don't want to take your life-" "Damnit John, I'm in love with you! Happy?! I said it. I can't imagine my life with out you. Does that calculate in your head of awesomeness?" 'Awesomeness' is what tips it off that she's still drunk. But the worst part is, that I want it to be true. #1 in new in town PS. If you know who i am keep scrolling😊

like my other drabble books thx

Penelope Cambden, a young victorian girl who died in the 1800s and never learned of her death and stayed haunting in her family manor. James Moore, a young 21st century boy with mommy issues and the uncanny ability to see ghosts. An unsolved murder based on a comedy skit done by John Mulaney.

The year is 2025. 23 year old Christine is a struggling university student. One year ago, she moved from her home country Denmark, to the big New York City, together with her best friend Jacob, hoping for a new and adventurous life. On the side of studying English, Christine is a regular trumpetist at a local jazz-club, and is also slowly beginning a career in stand up comedy. Her popularity rises immensely when she is asked to become an opening act for the one and only Pete Davidson's comedy show. She accepts the opportunity, and begins touring with Pete. Pete and Christine become friends, which leads her to meet and become friends with other comedians, most importantly, John Mulaney. Christine has been a big Mulaney fan for years, so it is completely surreal to her. John is happily married to his wife, Anna, but something about this young girl attracts him. One drunk mistake leads to another, and John and Christine and up having an affair. They are both really appealed to it, very deeply into it, and very attracted to each other. They know that it has to end at some point, but they can't seem to call it quits. It was the worst mistake Christine ever made. What happens if Anna founds out?