Johnmulaney Stories

one of her dreams came true when she got to go on saturday night live from her reality show. she had no idea she would meet someone and save their life that night. pete davidson x oc

The chronicles of your ever-shifting relationship with John. *This story is not only a work of indulgent fiction, but it also takes place in some kind of alternate timeline where he is a single man! I don't want to give off the impression that I'm writing some kind of homewrecker fantasy here.* Warnings (updated per chapter): Substance use (alcohol, nicotine, marijuana), somewhat sexual content

❝ and if my wishes came true, it would've been you ❞ ----------- i tried. READER: enby. they/them. JOHN: male. he/him.

It's cold and drizzling, and the world is far too loud for John Mulaney as he stands alone in the alley outside a theatre. Or so he thinks. He isn't as alone as he seems, and after startling first impressions, could this surprising figure in the form of the Duolingo owl prove to be what John has been missing from his lonely life? **This fabulous meme tribute is purely tragic backstory and fluff. I haven't and won't ever read/write smut so if that's what you're here for, the door's to your left.

this is a ship with david rossi, spencer reid, @bqnnies- on pa, @romqntic- on pa, carl azuz, john mulaney, rodrick heffley, and me but it's from the readers pov so reader.

Im in love with a comedian

I never see fanfictions of my kings, so I thought I would make a collection of One Shots about the men we all love ❤️ This book Includes: David Spade Drop a request for more Oneshots and more comedians!

John Mulaney skits with Assassin's Creed characters. Also AU where they're all alive at the same time.

Hi! I'm John Mulaney's dick and the show 'Comeback Kid' has been transcribed by some other fan and I have taken the liberty of putting it on Wattpad! You're Welcome! Obviously none of this is my work, It's my owners work, but if you ever want to quote John Mulaney on a joke and don't have the time to look on Netflix or Youtube.. Here!!

right so it was 1964, the fab 4 came back to their hotel room after their concert tired from all the fans grabbing and pulling at them. pardon my grammar LMAOAOAO

six foot twink boy gets pegged by green owl

(NOTE: This is a PLATONIC relationship. That means no romance! Sorry!!) Aria Hall is a junior at North Grad High School, but let's just say she's not the normal student. To other students, she's seen as a teacher's pet, to her friends, she seen as broken. But to her teachers... she is kind and mature. As an only child, Aria is not too keen on having a lot of friends. She has two close friends who aren't involved in the same stuff she is. She's in choir and on the swim team, but somehow she doesn't feel like she fits into those groups. After school, she is usually seen with her two favorite history teachers, Mr. Peterson and Mr. Decker, before she runs off to swim practice. If she doesn't swim, she stays at school for as long as can. When Aria's English teacher leaves in November to chase her dream job, Mr. John Mulaney steps in. Aria, already knowing the comedian turned high school English teacher, is shocked, and her battle for achieving teacher favoritism becomes her hardest battle yet.

Snapshots of a friendships and relationships that take place during the SNL days..maybe even a love triangle?

Hi, I love this man so enjoy some one shots :) Taking requests! I do not own SNL (s/o big man Michaels), Barry, It, etc. highest rankings: #1 crushxreader #1 billhaderxreader #2 saturdaynightlive #2 johnmulaney #4 billhader

Phoebe the Thievy is the most notorious thief. Phoebe Bea Believbe portrayed as John Mulaney

this fic sucks on purpose btw

One Shots from your favorite Actor/Actress on Saturday night live! From Seth Meyers to Kate McKinnon Multiple story's for you to enjoy! Hope you check it out! Warnings: (Minor Smut) (Lots of Fluff)