Johnmulaney Stories

imagine being kidnapped by 1d....

This is a book about John mulaney

The chronicles of your ever-shifting relationship with John. *This story is not only a work of indulgent fiction, but it also takes place in some kind of alternate timeline where he is a single man! I don't want to give off the impression that I'm writing some kind of homewrecker fantasy here.* Warnings (updated per chapter): Substance use (alcohol, nicotine, marijuana), somewhat sexual content

Yee (And I can not stress this enough) H A W • • • • This is story is nothing like my other books and should not be taken seriously. This also contains lots of meme humor, you probably should read the hashtags and titles of the chapters to really get the gist of it. The stories sort of all over the place.

right so it was 1964, the fab 4 came back to their hotel room after their concert tired from all the fans grabbing and pulling at them. pardon my grammar LMAOAOAO

en·tre nous /ˌäntrə ˈno͞o/ adverb between ourselves; privately. "entre nous, the old man's a bit of a problem"

"why are we like this?" A story about a daughter and her single father trying to navigate life... and his relationship with Scarlett Johansson. More specifically, a semi RPF of Colin Jost and eventually Scarlett Johansson. Colin's daughter Vienna is played by Antonia Gentry and Vienna's boyfriend Felix is an Americanized version of Felix Mallard. #1 Saturday Night Live - 2/3/23 #1 Cecily Strong - 12/10/23 #1 SNL - 1/7/24 #2 Elizabeth Olsen - 4/12/23 #2 Antonia Gentry - 5/6/23 #2 John Mulaney - 1/27/25 #4 Colin Jost - 7/4/23 #14 Single Mother - 6/29/23 #20 Pete Davidson- 1/2/24

A collection of cweepy pawstas UwU.

John Mulaney skits with Assassin's Creed characters. Also AU where they're all alive at the same time.

❝my heart is so full of you i can hardly call it my own❞ in which lilah angelo and tom holland slowly fall in love, learning every little detail about each other that could ever make them the perfect pair. until contracts, people, job opportunities, and responsibilities get in the way and they have to take the situation into their own hands. *🗡* 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐬 *🕸* (kind of a spin-off of my other story 'die for you') © -romanogers- 2021 social media x real life tom holland x oc best ranks: #1 in tomholland #1 in sarahpidgeon #1 in tomhollandfanfic #1 in johnmulaney #1 in tomhollandxoc BOOK 1/2

A trip to New York, something Sophie dreamed about since she was little, and John Mulaney - a dorky comedian rising slowly in the industry. A combination made in heaven. Right?

John Mulaney (yes that John Mulaney) is your English Professor. Nothing to see here. Just normal teacher and student interactions. Until you start to find Mr.Mulaney incredibly attractive. Can you two keep this a secret?

Genevieve Evans is an up-and-coming voice actor, who recently scored two roles on the Netflix show "Big Mouth"- playing a kid and a hormone monstress. She is the new love interest of Andrew, voiced by John Mulaney. But she's also John's new love interest. But will her troubled past with abusive relationships stand in the way of them? NOTE: This story will also change the plot of the Netflix show Big Mouth!

six foot twink boy gets pegged by green owl

y/n is a snl writer and she's having a great time until he joins the cast. bill. hader. he's around the same ager as her and she ends up developing a crush on him. does he feel the same?

Your coma patient is John Mulaney. He doesn't know you, and you don't know him. But you've seen him on t.v a few times and feel like maybe....there's something....more between you? You need to focus on your job you don't have time for relationships. Maybe.... -short and quick story

Meeting comedian John Mulaney after another divorce, and Y/N is having troubles of her own? What are the odds of the two meeting and forming something beautiful?