Johnmulaney Stories

six foot twink boy gets pegged by green owl

A collection of One-Shots mostly about Peter Parker, but could also star others (*cough* tony *cough*) from time to time. 98% fluff, because I love uwu energy but might make an edgy chapter or two. Will include memes and references, and overall a good time. There will be some crossover chapters eventually, but mostly Harry Potter and Doctor Who. Warning! Swear words! Featuring: Yeeter Toenail Stank Don't call me Shurli Low Key The Avanglers Ted Ged Jed Zed Ned Flash Gordon Michelle Jackson Deathpond(maybe) AND MANY MORE!

A tragic love story containing the forbidden love between Elphaba Throppulet and Glinda Montupland. A tale of two girls with feuding families and bleeding hearts who cannot deny their love and must face the consequences of their deep affection for each other.

"Now I been dating this girl named Kaitie, she hot as hell"

Five... four... three... two... and we're LIVE! Vian's got a new job as a television writer in New York and she feels overwhelmed. She's fighting with her fiancé, she has no idea what she wants to do with her life, and she's being dragged headfirst into the craziest job she'll ever have. Romance, comedy, and drama... Every genre's at play in the workplace as Vian and her quirky (and annoyingly attractive) co-workers fight to achieve their dreams: career, relationship, and otherwise. [Regular bi-weekly updates] Still need to be won over? You might enjoy this story if you: - Research everything about the cast of movies or TV you like - Like stand-up or panel show comedy - Like SNL, SCTV, Chapelle Show, or I Think You Should Leave (live-comedy/sketch shows) - Like The Office, Parks & Rec, The West Wing, 30 Rock, The IT Crowd, or B99 (workplace shows)

quality john mulaney content (i swear to god if autocorrect doesn't stop changing mulney to mulga eyes i will sue) im literally writing this at 11 in the morning someone save me

"𝔶𝔬𝔲'𝔯𝔢 𝔥𝔶𝔭𝔫𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔷𝔢𝔡, 𝔠𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔰𝔢𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫𝔰, 𝔦'𝔡 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔭 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔦 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔨 𝔦𝔱'𝔰 𝔱𝔬𝔬 𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢..."

You'll see. . . . . . . . . That was weird. Sorry. It's basically just a bunch of quotes from movies/books/tv shows/anything "within"-ish other quotes. Or a quote, really. But, like, just...read to find out, I guess?

What Ifs Never Got Anyone Anywhere Other Perspective: Wallflowers By: @Weirder_things06

John Mulaney (yes that John Mulaney) is your English Professor. Nothing to see here. Just normal teacher and student interactions. Until you start to find Mr.Mulaney incredibly attractive. Can you two keep this a secret?

inspired by a little something i saw on pinterest

Yee (And I can not stress this enough) H A W • • • • This is story is nothing like my other books and should not be taken seriously. This also contains lots of meme humor, you probably should read the hashtags and titles of the chapters to really get the gist of it. The stories sort of all over the place.

When Drew Gooden and friend Danny Gonzalez finds well-known comedian John Mulaney drunk at a house party, they can only hope that this will be their chance to finally chat with sit down with one of their heroes. Unfortunately, their interaction with John doesn't go quite as planned... Thank you @ma2limbo for beta reading and being my Assistant Author in Crime™ Super cool cover by @diwatera

its y/n's 18th birthday!!!!!!! y/n has been living with two absolutely terrible old people since she was 17 and moved out of her parents place. she hoped shed become a big comedian, but that did not work. she was homeless for months until picked up by george st geegland and his rooommatteee gil faizon. together they fight crime or something and y/n gets pranked with a lot of canned tuna tw//// george being weird/creepy, tuna

Hi, I love this man so enjoy some one shots :) Taking requests! I do not own SNL (s/o big man Michaels), Barry, It, etc. highest rankings: #1 crushxreader #1 billhaderxreader #2 saturdaynightlive #2 johnmulaney #4 billhader

I just want to get my drama out there because I have no friends. Wanna be friends? Hit me up, mate. Highest Ranking - #1 in ughhh #3 in ramble

Loki Odinson is a mysterious force preying upon the Avengers. Y/N is working with the Avengers, but they also have a secret: y/n isn't the person they say they are. this is a shitpost :)

This is basically a self insert of my best friends living their best lives as SNL cast members. Tragic that its come to that point.

imagine being kidnapped by 1d....