Historias de Johnnieguilbertxjakewebber

Warnings smut heavy angst triggers suicide

balls and cock (THIS IS SATIRE) (I barely know anything about their content besides some main channel stuff) (ALSO DONT SHIP IRL PEOPLE 😭)

- "Dude, you got a few bruises because you ran into a brick wall.." Jake trails off - trying not to laugh at the ridiculousness of his friend. "Because YOU didn't warn me in time about the creepers." The shorter man huffs, black lined eyes widening to emphasize his point, "I was disoriented - I trusted you as my reliable lookout." "For the last time Johnnie, ZOMBIES, just call them zombies." Jake replies in an exasperated tone while smiling that gentle, private smile that he saves specifically for the older man despite his own better judgement. "And you're literally the lookout.." - little zombie apocalypse au!! action, romance, banter, etc etc yes, i am aware that rpfs arent good and i am aware that they are not gay. this is for entertainment purposes only - ty! the title of this fic is a lyric from The Acacia Strain's song, 'Only' - check out that album if you like deathcore/doom metal!

- After a few minutes, the top comment catches his eye, fuckin' Johnnie Guilbert. Jake stops himself from smiling like an idiot. 'thirst trap alert" He scoffs and replies, 'u know u like it' Okay, maybe that's a bit too forward but he presses post and throws the phone on his bed anyway. - - First meeting AU! I kidnapped a prompt off of tumblr - 'hey, i'm liking your photos at 2am cuz i wanna make out'. Also this is much better than my little desc leads you to believe, promise!! No sex or anything, I still dont write porn - just kissin' and dming lmaoo sorry guys. i am so sorry for my sins.

Follow Jake and Johnnie on their journey towards realizing that what they feel for eachother might be more than platonic through a series of high stress videos and awkwardly gay situations. - He finally tunes in to hear, "This sneaky lil bitch got a little too close for comfort last night" Jake winks at him and Johnnie huffs and yells back a "Hey man, I wasn't the one with my hands down your pants." with a stupid smirk knowing that the viewers won't know how truthful the first comment really was. - - featuring paranormal activity.. and mild explosions?? uhhh THIS IS CROSSPOSTED ON AO3 UNDER THE USER 'THRUtheASHES' ! DISCLAIMER - I, of course do not believe this would happen in real life. I am using these people's likeness and mean no disrespect (although writing a real person fic is inherently disrespectful) I apologize if either of these people see this and would like to issue a formal apology (I'm doubling down of the apologetic shtick). This is so much more cringe then my bvb x ronnie radke fics somehow lmaoao.