Johnpork Stories

Title is self-explanatory.. I will note: I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT JOHN PORK except he is an internet meme in the brainrot category. My friend made a joke, and now i'm making it reality. For the bit. Am i going to regret this? probably. Will i lose braincells writing this? Absolutely. Will it be worth it? ..... Idk. I really don't. 🥲🙏 But my friends will find it funny so idc lol BASICALLY: This is a 'one-shot' story i intend to fill with intentionally cringe, yet humorous chapters. Enjoy. (Placeholder cover image till i can find a better one or make one.) Some swearing in my book as well, so please don't mind that. It's totally intentional. it seals in how funny it is, trust me. UPDATE: So it WAS just gonna be brainrot, but i've decided, "Why limit myself to just brainrot, when i can do SO MUCH MORE?" So i am! I'm doing that 'so much more'! It has now branched off to anyone else someone comes up with or asks for. Feel free to request WHOEVER you want, i have ADHD, so it will take me a while to feel motivated enough to write it. "Your call is *very* important to us, please stay on the line, and your call will be forwarded to our next available representative." lol IF YOU REQUEST: know i WILL NOT be writing smut, NSFW, self harm, or anything inappropriate or rule breaking.

Have fun reading this my little porklings! This is a story of you and John Pork's wedding, with a plot twist....

john pork calls monotaro

Sha and john pork has a baby on the way and y/n is going to the gender reveal party. 🥳 ~ this book is dedicated to a very talented author @metallicats_0 ~

Two people having a nice love story

Your mother sends you to a farm. There you find the absolute hunk: John Pork. What type of relationship will blossom? Find out right now!

this is very emotional so tw because you might transition to emo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️✊✊🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💞💞 DNI if dreamsexual xoxo

I'll tell you who John Pork is. (my english is very bad fr)

an asoingbob x spongebob takes flight.. filled with everything you could imagine.. like everything. <3<3 the best of all ships.. the forbidden aspongebob, going against reality with the relationship of an internet meme and a cartoon.. what shall happen? will the irs get them?? will john pork get there before the irs??!! read to find out..

Arthur n Mike write the love story between singer and beautiful piggy (;'༎ຶД༎ຶ')

My friend wanted me to do this because she's in love with Sonic. This entire thing is a joke. Warning: it's rlly stupid, and it has a lot of cringe so be careful.

what happens when the most popular boy in school runs into the nerdy loser? find out now! john pork x reader!

Nuh uh

Teenage Ed Sheeran... meets Amanda D.P. Throat and they fall in love but it won't work because Ed Sheeran has a secret... a secret so dangerous that he can't have a love life. But he can't keep it in for long.... This is a joke btw I will not be paying for therapy ❤️

Its about me and my hb wedding

the ultimate guidebook

One mysterious night, John Pork ends up in a little but of a confuzzled bruh moment when he forgets to pay biggie cheese for his giant pickles covered in macaroni and tomato sauce.

it's a wednesday, and john pork is going to mcdonalds for some scran. little does he know, the future love of his life is waiting there for him... his name is harry styles🩷

The story of boy named Leo after he escaped from a lab where he was experimented on for 5 years.