Joke Stories

Open for suggestions!!! I will write almost anything!

THEY'RE BEANS- The forsaken cast, has MAGICALLY turned into beans! Idk what to put here Please do not go all logic mode on me. This was made for fun. (A/n) I don't expect any attention, just pls don't harass anybody in the comments. Idm any freaky stuff as long as it's not directed to real people. Sorry if i offend anyone. Its satire . BRROOOO 18K READS? STOPPP TS IS SO CRINGE CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING CRINGE WARNING Ok sorry bye

this is satire dont attack me

Ligma is a vipperloid that lives in the city of UTAU,one night he hears on the news a name he's never heard before: Candice,another pretty famous vipperloid. Hearing that name he felt something he's never felt before...he has to know more about her. "NOTE: this is a joke fanfic,don't take it too seriously. LOL"

she took a quiz about vampires.. what happens next is SHOCKING 😱

Come! To those who dare to face it ! I dare thy to come and be the witness of this "play" Sincerely The humble Clown

Joe Biden has always been a shy Omega. When he takes office for the first time, he can't help but admire the previous president before him. However, life isn't as perfect as he had planned it to be. Who really is Trump? Follow along with this Satire love story to find out who wins over Biden-Boo's heart in the end. [ THIS STORY IS SATIRE PLS DON'T COME FOR ME Y'ALL 😞 ]

The most tuffest and nonchalant person is interested in you?! Lucky lucky!!

Do I need to explain that to y'all? No, great. (It's more an aot x Reader Chat fix but also mikasa and ah you get it)

Eric is a terrible person. He's buried his past as beloved furry Twitch streamer "El Lobo Risueño" under five years of self-loathing. Then he discovers his boss Javi-the impossibly handsome man Eric definitely doesn't have feelings for-is attending FurCon2026 the same weekend corporate forces them both to a management conference at the same convention center. Trapped between PowerPoints about operational excellence and fursuit parades, Eric must confront his past, his feelings for a wolf fursuiter, and the terrifying possibility that authenticity might be better than survival. A ridiculously heartfelt story about the masks we wear to hide, the courage it takes to be seen, and finding love in the last place you'd expect: between the Chick-fil-A, and a furry convention dealer's den. A/N: this is a parody work intending only to serve entertainment value, and in no way reflects the values of Chick-Fil-A as a corporation. Only, one, store... A/N the squeequel : okay so this is probably the most UNHINGED thing ever written associated with the fil-a (thats what we call it in the biz) but I swear it gets emotional. There's a hero's journey and gay furries and streamer drama. Just trust me. Also TW: workplace toxicity, cringe, and someone literally dying If you do enjoy the story (get help) Leaving a like would make me really happy ::D

why am I doing this 😞 completely satire btw 😄

fan fic about my friends :3 I wrote it with blue but it's kinda ass so don't mind it...

What happens when Anushka, the thirty-year-old dutiful housewife stuck in an arranged marriage gets transported back to her glorious college days, getting another chance at a passionate romance with Ivaan, the morally-bankrupt, irresistibly hot, and cunningly intelligent badboy aka the future CEO of Regal Enterprises? A moral dilemma? A philosophical exploration? Or just life-changing sex?

just a random wrong number changed the life of two people completely

You WON'T believe what I saw last night when I left my TV on with the game, Just Dance.... Story based on a joke quote from Cami. "Just Dance ate my house." - Cami. Pictures are coming soon!!

(this is a joke) NO SMUT/LEMON y/n any gender "mafia son x reader"

Two Coaches, Faulkner and Newland. While Faulkner had a wife and all.. his new coworker seemed far more interesting. THESE ARE REAL TEACHERS, FAKE NAMES, IT'S A JOKE AT MY SCHOOL.

"Just hear us out. I know you're gonna have doubts about joining a sex cult." "A WHAT?!" The girls shrieked in unison.

An AU where they are all bigger dissappintments then they already are X reader fic

S O N G M I N G I " 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎, 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒓𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆, 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒎𝒂, 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒗𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒍" ✿˚ ༘ ⋆｡♡˚﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌✿˚ ༘ ⋆｡♡˚ Y/N L/N "𝑮𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒛𝒚, 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒛𝒚 𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏' 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝑰 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝑰'𝒎𝒂 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈"