Jokefanfiction Stories

A gender bend BatJokes story. 22 year old Beatrice Wayne watched her parents die at 8. 23 year old Jacqueline "Jackie" Napier killed her father when she was 12. Now, Batman faces a completely new villain (oc) for the first time and it's clear that this one is different, this one has more potential, to be Batman's greatest enemy, greater than the Penguin, greater then the Riddler, greater than Harley Quinn. Batman needs help from someone, someone she knows won't care if she dies, but someone she knows that can't stand to be upstaged. Batman needs the Joker. tw; knife, murder, self harm also, Gotham has pretty much just been using a child as their police force for the past 7 years and yeah. Note: Batman is still called Batman because it has a better ring to it than Batwomen. In this universe, Batman is seen less publicly and calls herself Batman. Another note: canon? never heard of it, batman becomes batman for usual reasons, no robin/batfamily, jokers origin? vat of acid and some other stuff I made up. I have watched 3 batman movies (Batman (Tim Burton), Batman begins, and LEGO batman) and bits of Gotham. I also read an absurd amount of wikipedia pages. cover is a random photo I found online. I do not own Batman or Joker or Gotham

The Joker comes home after a busy day and finds a surprise waiting for him.

ᴀ ᴛɪɢ ʟᴜᴀʀᴅ ғᴀɴғɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ .. ── NOT FINISHED ☆ ──────────────────────── ☆ Tig has just transferred to a new highschool ── where he meets two boys who try to win him over. Over the time, he meets the other students, and finds himself realising involved in more drama he can even handle. From breakups, exes getting back together, to teachers having affairs, to fights, all the way to popular girls just causing drama. Who will he chose to end? Who will he befriend as the story unfolds? Who knows. Some say, he might even become claimed by the alpha. ☆; PLEASE READ: ‼️ This fanfiction is satire and not meant to be taken seriously, please do not be offended by any jokes, real people, ships and or something else in this. All the people in this story are just for making it funny or interesting/ect., if any of the real people in this find this book and are uncomfortable with it, please let me know and I'll remove you from the story. There are some serious topics in this, so please read with caution. ‼️

𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔰 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔰 𝔰𝔢𝔢 𝔞 𝔍𝔬𝔨𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔣𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢? 𝔄𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔩𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔪𝔞𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔣𝔲𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫, 𝔉𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔦𝔠 𝔓𝔰𝔶𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔬𝔤𝔦𝔰𝔱, 𝔈𝔪𝔟𝔢𝔯'𝔰 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶. 𝔍𝔬𝔨𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢'𝔩𝔩 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔬𝔬.

When you, when the, when, when (Music) It was A normal day (it was our first date) We were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky (thank god there were no red clouds in the sky) Bramble walks in with a mischievous grin (squilf no,) Shut the fuck up ashfur, you are gay and you died (I'm sorry squirrel flight go OOOOON) Bramble said if I didn't leave his ass (we would be murdered) So I had to let ashfur's date past (maybe it was for the best) Next thing I know, we're meeting in a forest fire! (Oh nooo) We don't talk about bramble star, no no no, we don't talk about bramble star!! Shippers lived in fear always stuttering and stumbling, Their fingers moving so fast that the keyboards rumbling, When arc 3 came out we all knew that BrambleStar sucked. (sucks sucks sucks) I don't understand. Do you understand? 5ft.2, mice along his back when he called squirrel flights name, his heart faded to black. Yeah he hears her cry and yells at her "why?!" We don't talk about bramble star no no no, we don't talk about bramble star! He told me my kits would die the next day, DEAD! (No no,) I told him he would grow a gut and he painted the skies red! (No no,) He said that all my fur would dissapear now look at my head :[ YO FAIT IS SEELED WHEN YOU'RE IN THE NEW PROPHECYYYYYYYY OR THE THREE (or anybook with him in it really) He told me I was a hot bitch who could kick his egotistical ass.. He told me that he loved me so and he would let me and my red fur past.. He told me that the Tom of my dreams would be- ok I'm done writing this.

what was the MEME'S MIDDLE SCHOOL LIFE LIKE?! READ ON TO FIND OUT!

satire bullshit succ may contain gay fag shit i dont ship this this is just a joke its just a prank bro i fucking swear if my mate reads this and thinks im over obsessed with pyrocynical im not haha kys

You REALLY have to know how to read the hidden messages... (also available on my masterlist)

A sad story, of romance, murder, and a murder most fowl.

Obama has fallen head over heels for trump, and doesn't want Michelle to find out. Read this story and find out what happens next.

"Oh, Kitten... Come to Daddy!" Joker is back at Arkham Asylum again, this time the Asylum is new and improved; new lock codes, better security system, and stronger guards. Kitty with the help of Penguin and Domino try to get him out, but something or someone is trying to stop them. Is it the Suicide Squad, Harley, or is it The Riddler again? Will Joker get out or will Kitten die trying? #98 joker #268 jaredleto

The Joker finally snapped. After Harley got closer to killing The Bat than Joker ever had, he became filled with rage and shot her straight in the head. Now he was looking for someone to take his feelings out on. He's depressed and filled with guilt, but he refuses to admit it and claims he's only bored without Quinn. He drives every night in attempts to distract himself, but he knows it's no use. Until his most trusted right-hand man suggests doing something he's not so used to. Go take a walk, go watch a movie, go pay for something... Go to the theatre. His first night there, The Joker's attention is immediately drawn to a co-star in the latest local opera; a dancer whose moves are as graceful and delicate as she is. Victoria Forrester, an innocent eighteen-year-old who has seen too much in her life. While she thinks The Joker wants her for her skills and kind heart, he'a only using her for her malleable mind. But when The Joker takes things a step too far, will Victoria be able to survive his cruel intentions? Or will she end up bruised and broken just like his last toy? WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT AND GRAPHIC SCENES

Bruce/Batman and May were child hood best friends. Once she returns he feels a sort of a connection different from when they were children. Surprisingly The Joker kidnaps May, but doesn't kill her? Could it me for amusement? Or something else? Note I don't own any of the characters beside May and some other ones that I create through out the story!

kurtis conner x danny gonzalez x drew gooden love triangle fanfiction

One day a normal girl stumbles upon the one and the ONLY Clown Prince Of Crime. Will they fall is love? Will they end up hating each other? Or will the Bat come ruin everything? I do not own any of the characters besides Lia and her family. Rest of the credit goes to their rightful owners. Stay Beautiful My Friends.

(DONT WORRY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE HORRIBLE)