Jokefanfiction Stories

"But that's not fair..." I whisper so he can't hear. Apparently he did because the clown smiled at me and gripped my hair, causing the back of my head to ache. I tremble as I hear him take a long sniff. "You know what I've noticed Laurel? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying... If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their fucking minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair..." *I do not own any characters all right belong to DC Comics, BUT ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO SUPERJUSTICELEAGUER© ALL COPY RIGHT ALONG WITH ORIGINAL CHARACTERS AND PLOT BELONG TO THE RIGHTFUL AUTHOR*

Eight months ago The Joker convinced himself Emma wasn't his even after the multiple paternity tests he ordered came back as a match. It was easier to blame Y/N of falsifying the results than being reasonable; that word wasn't in his vocabulary anyway. Having a family was a distraction he couldn't indulge; why bother pretending he could play a role he wasn't born to play? (also available on my masterlist)

In another life, perhaps, Bruce Wayne didn't have to become Batman. In another life, someone might have saved his parents from being killed. And, perhaps, that someone understood at that moment that Gotham needed a hero. In another life, a bird was born from the ashes of a bat. In another life, a crow would become the clown's nemesis. And thus, his twisted, platonic love.

A gender bend BatJokes story. 22 year old Beatrice Wayne watched her parents die at 8. 23 year old Jacqueline "Jackie" Napier killed her father when she was 12. Now, Batman faces a completely new villain (oc) for the first time and it's clear that this one is different, this one has more potential, to be Batman's greatest enemy, greater than the Penguin, greater then the Riddler, greater than Harley Quinn. Batman needs help from someone, someone she knows won't care if she dies, but someone she knows that can't stand to be upstaged. Batman needs the Joker. tw; knife, murder, self harm also, Gotham has pretty much just been using a child as their police force for the past 7 years and yeah. Note: Batman is still called Batman because it has a better ring to it than Batwomen. In this universe, Batman is seen less publicly and calls herself Batman. Another note: canon? never heard of it, batman becomes batman for usual reasons, no robin/batfamily, jokers origin? vat of acid and some other stuff I made up. I have watched 3 batman movies (Batman (Tim Burton), Batman begins, and LEGO batman) and bits of Gotham. I also read an absurd amount of wikipedia pages. cover is a random photo I found online. I do not own Batman or Joker or Gotham

Once a year, all Gotham's elite underworld gets together to recognize the best of the worst among them. After working so hard to create mayhem and chaos,it sure is nice to enjoy an event created just for that. (also available on my masterlist)

But does he really?... (also available on my masterlist)

The Joker finally snapped. After Harley got closer to killing The Bat than Joker ever had, he became filled with rage and shot her straight in the head. Now he was looking for someone to take his feelings out on. He's depressed and filled with guilt, but he refuses to admit it and claims he's only bored without Quinn. He drives every night in attempts to distract himself, but he knows it's no use. Until his most trusted right-hand man suggests doing something he's not so used to. Go take a walk, go watch a movie, go pay for something... Go to the theatre. His first night there, The Joker's attention is immediately drawn to a co-star in the latest local opera; a dancer whose moves are as graceful and delicate as she is. Victoria Forrester, an innocent eighteen-year-old who has seen too much in her life. While she thinks The Joker wants her for her skills and kind heart, he'a only using her for her malleable mind. But when The Joker takes things a step too far, will Victoria be able to survive his cruel intentions? Or will she end up bruised and broken just like his last toy? WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT AND GRAPHIC SCENES

UwU (Photo cover not mine) (This is a joke don't take this seriously)

These are some Joker imagines. They are based off of the Jared Leto depiction. Requests are open! Thank you for reading

satire bullshit succ may contain gay fag shit i dont ship this this is just a joke its just a prank bro i fucking swear if my mate reads this and thinks im over obsessed with pyrocynical im not haha kys

This is a joker x OC book but if you want, you can change the name to whatever you want in your head, I do that sometimes. This book is also based around the new Joker from the upcoming movie "Suicide Squad", until it comes out, all plot will be based on the trailers (that I've watched way too many times), old comics, tv shows, movies, video games (pretty much any info I know concerning the joker or suicide squad), and my own imagination. The name of this book is also based on the late heath ledgers line as the joker, if you don't know it, he says "Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push." and yes i know the book is called "pushed to insanity" and not "pushed to madnes" but i just like the word 'insanity' better *shrugs* anyways, I hope you like the book, and I'll write an A/N when I see the movie and the book starts forming into the plot of the film. BYE BYE! *jumps into tub of chemicals*

Ever wonder what its like to know someone who's.. Not so good? Well i guess i mean.. Bad. Read my story to find out!

the story of OwO, a MEGA COOL LIT YEETAFYING COOL RADICAL TOTALLY TUBULAR DUDE and the story of how OwO became G O D

One day a normal girl stumbles upon the one and the ONLY Clown Prince Of Crime. Will they fall is love? Will they end up hating each other? Or will the Bat come ruin everything? I do not own any of the characters besides Lia and her family. Rest of the credit goes to their rightful owners. Stay Beautiful My Friends.

Every time Wade comes over for dinner, The Joker wants to kill him: Deadpool can't keep his mouth shut and it's known The King of Gotham doesn't have a lot of patience, especially when he thinks your friend has the audacity to flirt with you. His jealousy is unfounded, but how can you reason with someone so possessive?! You and Wade go way back and this is how he is: completely harmless but try to explain this to The Joker. (also available on my masterlist)

Obama has fallen head over heels for trump, and doesn't want Michelle to find out. Read this story and find out what happens next.