Jokes Stories

TELL A FRIEND, TELL A FRIEND, TELL A FRIEND 🧡 All credits to the original owners Started: April 12th, 2024

"You're a fucking maniac! Just turn the music down!" "Make me." ... All Martin ever wanted was a peaceful university life. However, when a neighbor won't stop blasting his music in the middle of the night, Martin's peaceful life is upended. The question is, for better or for worse? enemies to lovers. one-sided hate.

The hilarious story of a man who returned in time and became a 3 month old baby. A story of family ties and love. Best ranks #1 out of 15.4k books in 'Jokes' #1 out of 6.4k books in 'Rebirth' #1 out of 5.9k books in 'Joke' #1 in Kerala #1 in Malayalam #1 in Babytard [For all ages. NO adult content. NO bad words.] The hero gets a second chance at life. But the second chance begins at the time when he was a baby. This is the hilarious story of a baby who has to live through all the breastfeeding and pooping. I died. When I opened my eyes again, I had gone back in time. To my childhood. No. To the days where I was a breastfed baby. It couldn't be more awkward. That's what I thought.

တောဓလေ့ Vibe ကိုမှ funnyဆန်ဆန် ဖတ်ချင်သူတွေအတွက် UKE က အရမ်းယွပိုးထိုးပါတယ် SEME ကို အချိန်ပြည့်မြှူစွယ်နေတာပါ

A man died in his own World and Got a nother chance at life. He is smart, powerfull and brought to the new Earth. What the man didint know is that he lived not just 1 or 2 lifes,but many. In transformers he is a man who helpt autobots won the war,gace them New weapons,home even fixed their home planet Cybertron. He was even bearer off All Spark and was the only human to know by that. He was even called Human Prime. SCP, Marvel, DC,halo and much more. The man lived all the lives in there. He could either buy things to have a system or become a genius and so much more. What would happend to a man who saved and fixed many lives but dosent remeber them? What would happend when others come to him? Portals started to open just to see Y/n again? Well find out.

Maeve Calloway, a 19-year-old college student, moves into a house she leased and finds that the owner is a vampire. She first tries to get rid of him but eventually decides to help him achieve his goal, solving her father's mysterious death in the process. What to expect: Mostly comedy with daily banter between Maeve and her unusual housemate; also includes a serious underlying storyline with a plot twist.

What would happen if Aqua was in the very beginning of Deltarune? and was Kris sister?

So my classmates kinda pissed me off, so I made a fanfic about them!! Yes, if you see this on Ao3, I reposted it here. I don't wanna be revealed, so I'll call myself 'Katie' WARNING!!!!: Shitty ass writing/grammar. This is a jokefic don't take it seriously, I may or may have locked in for some things. Everyone's gay or kinda doomed.

Inspired by @dinoxwolf321 on the 23rd of April (2023). Spotta, a speckled monkey, has her eye on a fireiscuous horse, Blaze. Blaze's owners name is James. Spot hateeees James for reasons that will never be uttered. It starts off with James name being a problem, but maybe there's more to the story than meets the eye. Can Spotta overcome the hatred she has in order to live a life with her huzz? (Let's be real here probably. But I might make a plot twist!!) °•°•°°•°•°°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°°•°•°•°•°°•°•°°•°•°°•° This story is ongoing. I'll try to update it regularly until it's finished! It's been a while since I worked on it so everything might be iffy. My fault gang..

Book 3!!! Started: July 22nd, 2025

Katseye family au as I always do! Imma try to post a chapter at least once a week!! Megan and Daniela are the moms Lara is the oldest age: 16 Manon and Sophia: 13 (twins) Yoonchae: 8

"Aris....were you singing inside the bathroom?" "NO wayy, Zayn!!" "I think Aris will be an awesome singer in future" "Wha-- Professor atleast you shouldn't be teasing me like Zayn!" What was there all this time? We saw the night, the winter, the Ice Age of Aurelius and the smiles of everyone there... But did you ever try to imagine what Aurelius looked like **before everything changed?** Well, Aurelius was still there-with all of them. Aris, with his usual silent side. Zayn, who wanted to drag Aris into every bit of chaos possible. Rebecca, who observed, joined in, and somehow became the sunshine of Aurelius. And Kade who pretended to be the mystery of Aurelius, though he desperately failed at it. And, of course, everyone else. A nostalgia made of ridiculous and funny days. Days that revealed sides of these four that we never got to see. Because Aurelius once had its own golden age-a time filled with warmth, laughter, friendship, and joy... Even during the most painfully boring mathematics lectures. So, well... **Let's sneak into it.**

It only rains when they fight...or maybe the weather just ships them. Hard. Harder than anyone else. They don't fight a lot, but when they do it hurts. A lot. Two classmates, two desk mates, two pure souls and a class that has no idea what will happen next. When one class trip to an ancient school destroys all the peace. If the rain "magic" exists, will it save them? What's the reason that destroys the peace? Zombies. A full zombie apocalypse, that people thought had ended. They're the reason no one visits the ancient school. They'll also be the reason of students falling apart or getting closer. While trying to survive the creatures they thought were mythological and didn't exist, some sparks start becoming something deeper and with that a lot of fear they didn't see coming before is born. Will they be able to protect their loved ones? What scares them more is if will they be able to even survive to protect their loved ones? .............................................................................................................................................................................................. -When this ends, I'll be your girlfriend properly. -I said trying to hide my fear of this nightmare not ending. -When this ends, I'll ask you out properly.-He said not taking his eyes off of me. -Until then, we're friendly rivals who protect each-other.-I said acting normal. -Oh, but my topper, we're lovers stuck with zombies.-He said. Cover made by me. It is not perfect, but you can't copy it!

Book 2! ♡ Started: August 3rd, 2024

And this is how Princess User met Internet Explorer, Mozilla Firefox, and Google

Meheren Hashim is done playing her part in a life written by everyone else. Armed with a CSIR-NET qualification, a fierce intellect, and a zero-tolerance policy for nonsense, she slips out of her Islamabad home at midnight to seize control of her own future. ​Enter Zayaan Qureshi: a walking disaster zone with a matte-black sedan, a dangerous family legacy, and an infuriating habit of treating high-stakes corporate embezzlement like a casual afternoon crossword puzzle. ​When a dropped vintage ledger and an encrypted flash drive thrust them straight into the crosshairs of a ruthless financial syndicate, Meheren and Zayaan find themselves flung across the foggy highways and historic alleys of Rawalpindi and Lahore. To survive, they'll have to deploy organic synthesis, algorithmic hacking, and maximum tactical arrogance. ​Between dodging bounty hunters, crashing high-society elite galas, and facing down their families on their own terms, these two might just discover that the best partnership is the one you never planned for.

I was reincarnated as a Shiled. WHAT I CANT SEE ANYTHING? WOOHH WHERE AM I?

Two boys who met in art school begin as enemies but slowly become attached to one another, seeking the affection and love the other provides not knowing it hurts the other one.

Jacob knew that Bella had a good life with her new family and ran away because of it. What will happen if Jacob runs into a girl who finds her self camping by her self because her boy friend left her for her best friend. And the only problem with this beautiful, kind, nice, modest girl is she's a witch, cruel, brutal, and mean to vampires and werewolves, but this girl is different acting to Jacob. What will happen to Jacobs last imprint?

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