Jokesfordays mga kuwento

Just a book of joke and comebacks, feel free to use them.

Do you expect the world to end? Will humans leave the world to another life form soon? These questions have plagued man since his inception on this planet. Humans have, in every culture, have made predictions of how and when the world will end. We have done this either through religion or just average men or women who say they have the sight to see the future. Do we consider religion false and seers charlatans

When Kyle Brake's brother asks her to go camping with him and four of his (slimy, grimy, smelly, etc...) college buddies, she knows there will be alcohol, expects there will be sex, and won't be surprised if some hard drugs make their way around the camper a few times. What she doesn't expect; however, is to witness two grown men being eaten whole by a huge fucking sea monster, lose half her leg to said Mandingo creature, and learn about an immanent nuclear war. After all is said and done, she still gives camping, "a solid 6/10. It wasn't the worst experience I've ever had, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. Definitely would not try again."

I'm trying to make people laugh by telling some very groan-worthy jokes! Hope you like! I am in no way trying to steal these jokes from anyone else... I do not own them, I just found them funny when my dad told them to me.