Истории Jokeship

Before I say anything, I just gotta say: Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air Nah I'm just kidding, but for real, I did two of these joke ships before on my other account (cowgoatpigx, if you wanna check them out) but then I forgot the password. So then I decided that I want to start making these "joke ships" again because they're really funny (or it could just be that my sense of humor is fucked up) and fun to write. So this story is going to obviously be Squidward x Dr. Phil (aren't they a beautiful couple??) and I have a pretty cool story for these two. So let's get crackalakin', my fellow human beings. 👺 (Also a minor trigger warning because I know how extremely sensitive people can be lol)

I'm baaaaack! So here's another "joke ship" story but with Bob Duncan and Lord Farquaad, also, Bobquaad. (Lol, I'm so clever right ;)) This is a short story so it's not going to be long. It's most likely just going to have 1 part. So anyways, enjoy. :')

A small fan fiction of both me and My Friend's oc

based on the thread where the ship became popular 😇💖 (THIS IS A JOKE)

First its how we really started, and then its my imagination and how i think we would act.

Alyssa, the girl next door, attends Hillerberg High School for the first time. When she walks into history class, she see's a boy and finds out his name is David. She is instantly in love... but David doesn't know Alyssa's secret... Find out what happens next in "Alyssa's Secret"

(NOTE THAT THIS IS A JOKE FF DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY) Test tube was minding her own business until her gf (pookie)Fossilly, starts acting weird. Fossilly is taken by Yin-Yang but they don't know about this until...they walked in on test tube and fossilly...

disclaimer: this shit is a joke and will be filled with inside jokes and stupidity- the ship is something we made up randomly- this book includes uh stuff i hate amogus references (mostly in dekus pov because karl is dumb) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why is broccoli OK SO LIKE, I (KARL) AM BAD AT WRITING SO BARE WITH ME

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE DONT KILL ME PLEASE ☹️ OHMY GOD STOP READIGN THIS PLS.

i do not ship quackity and JShlatt just their personars but i'm a multishipper....shlatt has said "no i'm a person" when someone asked if hes okay with him being shiped with wilbur...and that he's uncomfrtable...im pretty sure that shlatt does not have wattpad so im gonna just....write some bad english stuff bc im bored as hell and im also not from america nor from any english speaking country- thingy....yesh idk anything it looks like :'> this will be taken down if anyone who know's shlatt irl sees this or if shlatt or quackity want this taken down i will GLADLY do that :'] this will probably contain: •some fluff •little smut jokes? idk •cuss words- •abuse? Probably not- and idk anymore my brain is proccesing my life decision's 🥲🥲🥲

This is an inside joke, just ignore this story 💪

In which Halt enjoys his coffee very, very much. Enough to make Lady Pauline jealous. Halt x Coffee, a bit of a joke. Multiple drabbles. [ Ch. 2 - "Halt, I think you need to stop drinking coffee." ... "I think you should stop what you're doing, Will." ]

IM SORRY THIS IS FOR THE CRK WIKI

joke ship between yatta and tisha from dandys world.. it all started with a loan 💔😎😼 Updates when i get motivation to write so probably not often and pretty irregular updates too (Ts all started from my friend mishearing me in a dw run how did it get to this 😭)

Hi so i found a ship called Jarbur and i honestly liked it so i decided why not be original and make smut of a joke ship? Also if Wilbur is uncomfortable with this please tell me in the comments and ill delete this! and maybe work on dreamnotfound

Semi love story of Marco and Ashura. The fruitiest Whitebeard pirate members... This is just full of random stuff lolz

Shawn Mendes is an ordinary boy that just moved into a new town ... But how with school be?... Maybe he'll find the love of his life... And new friends... Read this and find out😩😩😩 (This is COMPLETELY SATIRE) (Basically a bunch of famous people in high school because why the heck not)

DISCLAIMER: This fanfic is a joke and isnt meant to be taken seriously, due to the horrific grammar and stuff. memee chet on ii with gno gon!!!?!?!?1?1/11/1/1/! omgggggggggggggggg lets see how it gows nnasnssljsxnjxsjlkas