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A 12 year old boy who lives in a mansion with his rich parents gets abandoned in the forest by their greedy butler who is willing to take his inheritance from his parents, the butler abandons him to let a giant being which they believe it's Bigfoot to eat him alive which was thought to be a rumor that children have been eaten by Bigfoot.

you move to LA thinking you won't meet any friends and just be known as the girl whose parents are drunks. but then you walk into one skate shop and your summer completely changes. WARNING: this contains alcohol, abuse and some subjects that aren't good for young readers but if you've seen the mid90s this shouldn't be too different And this won't be exactly the same as the movie

The title says it all really.

This is the end ff.

Okay so I think I'm the first to think of this but here is a Don't Look up Jason fanfic. Contains some swearing

When Katherine Prinze and her best friends Seth Rogen and Jay Baruchel go to James Franco's party they are faced with the apocalypse.

These are crazy one shots I wrote for Kayla's birthday that actually are pretty good. ~~~~~~~~~ SHIPS USED IN EACH ONE SHOT ~~~~~~~~~ Jonah Hill x Channing Tatum (CRAZY, WE KNOW.) Troyler (This one has spoilers from The Fault in Our Stars so...) Skylox (Gasps heard from all around.) Jalex (Screams heard from even more fangirls.) Trisha Cappelletti x Trisha 2 (I SHIP THIS SO FUCKING HARD LIKE ADJDNLEMSWNCKKKHKK) ~~~~~~~~~ So um yeah enjoy.

It all seem safe at first and everyone were having their normal lives but things began taking the run for the worst and people getting sucked up into space.

Jonah Hill is trying to start his career as an actor but before hitting the big screen he must be a normal person and do normal people things...and fall in love?

suck my dick or i'll tell your mom

When a thirteen year old joins a group of older skaters tension begins to run high in the group. Ivy, who's the only female feels protective of the young boy along with Ray things start to heat up between the two as they become parent figures to the boy. Ray x fem!oc [started: 1.18.23] [published: 1.20.23]

This story is about Stevie Nicks' niece. Sara Nicks is Stevie's youngest brother's (Dave) daughter. Dave and his wife Julie were junkies and were not prepared to have a child. Julie discovered she was pregnant in '98, once Stevie found out she made it her mission to make sure this baby survived. Stevie made sure Julie was clean the entire pregnancy no matter what. Julie was weak, skin and bones. Dave disappeared, Julie didn't care and didn't want this baby, but Stevie did. This baby was born October 8th 1998. Julie passed away while giving birth. Stevie was the only one there, she picked up this little baby, grinned and said "Sara".

Jenko and Schmidt are back! And they are going to Medical School. What emotional and physical battles await them? Will Schmidt be in a bad situation where Jenko has to save him? Find out in 23 Jump Street: Medical School. Sequel to 22 Jump Street and my first Jump Street fic,Partners For Life,Brothers For Real. And remember,Turn Your Head And Cough!

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"I don't know, I think it's hard for me to communicate my feelings because sometimes I don't even know why I feel the way I do." After a party in senior year, Fuckshit hasn't been the same, only one thing kept him sane. Will he change for himself or will someone change him?

[changing cover soon] They called him Payne Train. Given a pistol at 5, a rifle at 9, machine gun at 12. Dangerous wouldn't even come to describe him. His father taught him how to scheme and kill while still managing to live an ordinary life as the school's hockey captain. After finishing high school and finally being able to work for his dad, the last thing he expected was to be thrown back into a life of partying, tests, and drama. He'll have to go undercover and repeat high school all over again. Except this time he's trying to find out who's been stealing money from the state bank. Throw in his partner, Zayn Malik, a very curious girl, and his cover just might be blown. © 2015, DORR

IT GETS BETTER I SWEAR!!😭😭 Everyone has problems, everyone has there own issues. Kay just seems to have a lot. #8 Ruben - July 26 #2 Ruben - July 30 #2 skate - August 1 #1 mid90s - August 3

This is me in This Is The End, my genuine reactions to this stuff. My character is an actor and also an animator, works with Seth a lot. "Over 24 hours, a lot has happened. An earthquake happened, celebs died. I'm so close to crying that Jonah won't leave me alone, everyone keeps arguing. It's a lot." - Tyler, 2013.

Book of Seth Rogen and friends imagines featuring fluff, smut, angst etc... Contains: • Seth Rogen obvs • Fred Flarsky from Long Shot • Aaron Rapaport from The Interview • Seth Rogen from This Is The End • Dale Denton from Pineapple Express • Officer Michaels from Superbad • Ben Stone from Knocked Up • Ken Miller from Freaks and Geeks Also: • James Franco • Dave Franco • Bill Hader Warnings: drug use, alcohol use, swearing, sexual references, smut, age gaps as large as 20 years (all consensual) #1 in sethrogen