Истории Jonathansims

a gift for my lovely husband :3

Spoilers for all of The Magnus Archives!!! Also Sympathetic/OG Elias time because uhhh I wanna self indulge in headcanon Elias. Jonah Magnus though? AHAH, no thank you. He can cease. Painfully.

[ayo.. comments appreciated 🖤] this is just.. some small things i was working on while joking around with some friends mostly just "michael distortion REALLY likes to annoy jon sims" entities being entities?? maybe? i dont really know what else to put also like? i know NOTHING of copyright </3 hope i put the right one, babey! fun fact i almost hurt my ankle taking the base photo for the cover it's a like. fake cave

It was a cloudy Monday morning when Jon first found flowers on his desk. A JonMartin fic from the podcast The Magnus Archives.

Assorted statements of friends and employees of the Magnus Institute, London. (I don't own these characters. I don't think I have to mention this but.... You never know.)

five times jonathan sims enters a coffee shop alone and one time he doesn't. -jon x martin (background) - the magnus archives oneshot - outsiders pov

A JonMartin Christmas Special. In which everyone at least gets along begrudgingly, nobody is dead, and nothing is trying to kill them but I guess Jon's powers are still developing anyway? Look it's the holidays and I just want to do something self indulgent okay? Enjoy and don't question it too much.

Teaholding/Jonmartin fluff (cover art by me) (not my characters)

"But it was more than Loneliness, wasn't it, Martin? It was terror, too. Don't you remember how that terror felt? Feel it again. Feed on it." Or, Peter Lukas imposes the Lonely onto Martin.

I didn't spellcheck or proofread this- have this miss from my drafts

This contains statements founded at The Magnus Institute. None of these are cannon. I am listening to the horror podcast now so I do not know anything in the future of this. The Magnus Archives and the characters belong to The Rusty Quill. I only own Martha and Daniel Fanel as I have made them up in my own and added them into the story

(The Magnus Archives is a podcast owned by Rusty Quill, and does not belong to me. Be sure to listen to the actual podcast if you havent already. This is only a fan-made satire of the original. I am also writing this because I like the original and usually like writing parodies for media's I enjoy, so do not take this as if I'm mocking the original./gen) TWS FOR PROFANITY, CIGARETTES, ALCOHOL, GETTING DRUNK, ETC. SUMMARY: The Magnolia Institute covers various statements from over the years, which are apparently supposed to be paranormal encounters. About everyone else at the institute takes this seriously, except for the one who should actually be taking this seriously the most-the Head Archivist, Jonathan Sims.

There was something wrong happening in The Archives.

IMPORTANT: If you've seen this story on Ao3 that's me! Which is probably obvious because my name on there is just @/needscaffeinerightnow instead you know? Anyways, as far I know no one has stolen anything from me :) Jon is very popular in Twitter ;) Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own The Magnus Archives (Are disclaimers still needed on here??)

Even though it's not done this is a sequel to the magnus au I have on my page basic are: Main character Marcus [REDACTED] is now head of the institute and is now reading statements for elias as though he doesn't work for him and general working for Peter (still) And later discovering that the institute is a jail cell 😱 surprise surprise (Again spoilers if you have got in to season 3/4) 😑🫵 ⚠️warning ⚠️ 🫵😑 Mild Language and cussing Blood Murder (in question, don't get your hopes up you sicko 🫵) Bugs 🤷 Violence

Studies say cats can sense sadness. Jonathan sims? He's got that in spades.

Statement of John Steeler, regarding the un-aging, immortal man. Original statement given November 11th 2013. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London. - The format is wildly different from how I usually write because it's based off the format of the transcripts for TMA. I enjoyed writing like this, honestly, it was very different.

Indie goes into their favorite diner, Maggie's, for coffee and to study, but everyone in the diner disappears and the only one left is a worm-infested woman. She tells Indie that they must make a statement at the Magnus Institute about what they are experiencing in that moment. ✩┈┈∘*┈୨୧┈*∘┈┈✩ I am in no way claiming that The Magnus Archives are mine. I do not own the characters in the podcast The Magnus Archives. There are some bits of dialog that are from episode 39, Infestation. I am not claiming those bits of dialog as mine. Those credits go to The Magnus Archives ( podcast ) and the people who created it. Indie is my own character, I do own them.

ShadowPlay is a working title for an alternate universe DoorKeay (Gerard Keay and Michael Shelley) fan fiction based on the characters of The Magnus Archives and The Mangus Protocol. 18+ When Gerard Keay a depressed. starving artist meets an unsettling but handsome stranger in a coffee shop, strange things start happening. An enemies to friends to lovers story, this mostly fluff-based AU with a hint of angst and occasional near-death experiences will take you on an emotional but fulfilling ride.