Jonsims Stories

The Magnus Institute is a selective boarding school located in the rolling fields of Kent. For the most part, it's your regular boarding school, the biggest worry your latest essay or what might be served for lunch. Until a teacher goes missing. Ms Robinson, a women who has never taken a day off in her life, suddenly vanishes into the night. After a few weeks, it's all been brushed over, and the school's moved on. But one student can't let it go. For Jon Sims, there are too many loose ends. Why hadn't she told anyone where she was going? Why was her room left in shambles? He soon ropes his friends Tim, Sasha, and Martin into helping him investigate. It all comes to a head when Martin finds Ms. Robinson dead in the maintenance tunnels below the school. She was murdered. Join Jon and his friends and discover what is really going on at The Magnus Institute.

A crossover fic (The Magnus Archives, Wolf 359, and Welcome to Night Vale) that's really only posted here so I don't lose it. Takes place early S3 of TMA, after the finale of W359, and nowhere in particular in WtNV (I'm not that far into it, I just like Cecil lmao), so spoilers. Please feel free to talk to me about any of these podcasts (especially TMA, we can suffer together)! I'm writing this a bit out of order so updates aren't on a schedule. I don't think this needs to be rated mature but that might change as the story evolves (currently the worst thing here is swearing but there might be violence later on.

Assorted statements of friends and employees of the Magnus Institute, London. (I don't own these characters. I don't think I have to mention this but.... You never know.)

Somewhere Else, Jon and Martin celebrate their first proper Christmas together.

Martin hears the familiar sound of laughter echoing around the archives & immediately knows who the culprit is. It's about time he got some revenge on Tim

MAG 160 except the world doesn't end.

The Eye watches the world crumble, and so will you, because really, you don't have any other choice.

The Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute needs some sleep. It's 3 am, and he's been working, but he has to know more. Sleep or work? What shall he choose?

[ayo.. comments appreciated 🖤] this is just.. some small things i was working on while joking around with some friends mostly just "michael distortion REALLY likes to annoy jon sims" entities being entities?? maybe? i dont really know what else to put also like? i know NOTHING of copyright </3 hope i put the right one, babey! fun fact i almost hurt my ankle taking the base photo for the cover it's a like. fake cave

Jon and Martin are in a new world trying to live a new life but some things never change. Half blind half not. I'm writing this solely for my own entertainment and if you read it thanks. I have a very mixed up mind, and if you read something weird go with it. Or the chapter doesn't make sense, go with it. And if you want to criticize me for my writing abilities, Stuff it. Now please enjoy this new life I gave them.

"But it was more than Loneliness, wasn't it, Martin? It was terror, too. Don't you remember how that terror felt? Feel it again. Feed on it." Or, Peter Lukas imposes the Lonely onto Martin.

Archivist Hunt!Sasha AU. Mainly here as a backup for AO3, but if you like it then that's also cool!

The Eye falls, and so does Jon.

Michael loves tormenting people. Recently though, he's set his sights on a certain archivist. Once again trapping him with one of his doors, he toys with his prey until he discovers a new and rather fun way to fuck with him. Jonathan Sims is just trying to hold on to the last shreds of his sanity.

You were Jon Simm's little sister, also known as the archive's sweetheart, also known as Elias Bouchard's girlfriend. Jon hated you and Elias being a couple and failed to hide that fact. His complaints about the two of you had no filter, ranging from a mild comment between the two of you during dinner to a full on yelling competition in the library of the archives where you both knew Elias could hear.

Spoilers for the end of season 4 of TMA After Jonah's failed attempt to cause the eyepocalipse Martin and Jon decide that it eould be for the best if they both foud a stable job. Mostly so Martin can afford to eat. Martin becomes a librarian and Jon becomes a teacher. What could possibly go wrong with a semi-omnipitent Archivist having to teach a bunch of teenagers..?

tma oneshots <3 No characters belong to me!!

After the events of MAG 200, Jon and Martin are transported to Gravity Falls. (I wanted an excuse to assign Bill Cipher an entity ok)

Spoilers for all of The Magnus Archives!!! Also Sympathetic/OG Elias time because uhhh I wanna self indulge in headcanon Elias. Jonah Magnus though? AHAH, no thank you. He can cease. Painfully.

Intentionally bad Magnus Archives s1 crackfic (??) inspired by the first bit of episode 161 please enjoy. its litreally horrible but it will fulfill 13 y/o me's dream of having a regularly updated fic on here (characters belong to Rusty Quill and Jonathan Sims)