Jonsims Stories

Archivist Hunt!Sasha AU. Mainly here as a backup for AO3, but if you like it then that's also cool!

Jon and Martin are in a new world trying to live a new life but some things never change. Half blind half not. I'm writing this solely for my own entertainment and if you read it thanks. I have a very mixed up mind, and if you read something weird go with it. Or the chapter doesn't make sense, go with it. And if you want to criticize me for my writing abilities, Stuff it. Now please enjoy this new life I gave them.

Spoilers for all of The Magnus Archives!!! Also Sympathetic/OG Elias time because uhhh I wanna self indulge in headcanon Elias. Jonah Magnus though? AHAH, no thank you. He can cease. Painfully.

After the events of MAG 200, Jon and Martin are transported to Gravity Falls. (I wanted an excuse to assign Bill Cipher an entity ok)

"But it was more than Loneliness, wasn't it, Martin? It was terror, too. Don't you remember how that terror felt? Feel it again. Feed on it." Or, Peter Lukas imposes the Lonely onto Martin.

TWs for Sm0kking, Fear, being followed. TMA fan statement from when I was hyper-fixated! It's not done, I wanted to edit it more, but IDC so have it as it is. If you enjoy it, good for you. I'm not writing more xD. This is also from my "name all my characters my name bc I'm in the closet" era. IDC ABOUT IT, THIS IS JUST TO GET IT OFF MY HANDS

Spoilers for the end of season 4 of TMA After Jonah's failed attempt to cause the eyepocalipse Martin and Jon decide that it eould be for the best if they both foud a stable job. Mostly so Martin can afford to eat. Martin becomes a librarian and Jon becomes a teacher. What could possibly go wrong with a semi-omnipitent Archivist having to teach a bunch of teenagers..?

MAG 160 except the world doesn't end.

Wattpad is forcing me to create an entire description and name, so let's ruin any credibility I have as a fanfiction writer by simply saying it: this is a fanfic made by a college loser boy in his spare time. It is (at the time of writing) just ONE short story inspired by the Magnus Archives/Protocol. RustyQuill makes the Magnus Universe, and all rights are attributed to it. They're the giga god-brains who wrote this whole universe into reality; I am some schmuck who's not able to understand calculus. If you enjoy this short story, which is NOT CANNON and is merely FANFICTION, please listen to the Magnus Archives anywhere you get podcasts. Kay, bye.

Intentionally bad Magnus Archives s1 crackfic (??) inspired by the first bit of episode 161 please enjoy. its litreally horrible but it will fulfill 13 y/o me's dream of having a regularly updated fic on here (characters belong to Rusty Quill and Jonathan Sims)

The Eye watches the world crumble, and so will you, because really, you don't have any other choice.

[ayo.. comments appreciated 🖤] this is just.. some small things i was working on while joking around with some friends mostly just "michael distortion REALLY likes to annoy jon sims" entities being entities?? maybe? i dont really know what else to put also like? i know NOTHING of copyright </3 hope i put the right one, babey! fun fact i almost hurt my ankle taking the base photo for the cover it's a like. fake cave

The Magnus Institute is a selective boarding school located in the rolling fields of Kent. For the most part, it's your regular boarding school, the biggest worry your latest essay or what might be served for lunch. Until a teacher goes missing. Ms Robinson, a women who has never taken a day off in her life, suddenly vanishes into the night. After a few weeks, it's all been brushed over, and the school's moved on. But one student can't let it go. For Jon Sims, there are too many loose ends. Why hadn't she told anyone where she was going? Why was her room left in shambles? He soon ropes his friends Tim, Sasha, and Martin into helping him investigate. It all comes to a head when Martin finds Ms. Robinson dead in the maintenance tunnels below the school. She was murdered. Join Jon and his friends and discover what is really going on at The Magnus Institute.

Michael loves tormenting people. Recently though, he's set his sights on a certain archivist. Once again trapping him with one of his doors, he toys with his prey until he discovers a new and rather fun way to fuck with him. Jonathan Sims is just trying to hold on to the last shreds of his sanity.

You were Jon Simm's little sister, also known as the archive's sweetheart, also known as Elias Bouchard's girlfriend. Jon hated you and Elias being a couple and failed to hide that fact. His complaints about the two of you had no filter, ranging from a mild comment between the two of you during dinner to a full on yelling competition in the library of the archives where you both knew Elias could hear.

Martin hears the familiar sound of laughter echoing around the archives & immediately knows who the culprit is. It's about time he got some revenge on Tim

The Eye falls, and so does Jon.

Statement of Lovise Addens, regarding grief. Original statement given 13th March, 2014. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London. --- a collection of statements regarding avatar concepts I enjoy

Assorted statements of friends and employees of the Magnus Institute, London. (I don't own these characters. I don't think I have to mention this but.... You never know.)

The Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute needs some sleep. It's 3 am, and he's been working, but he has to know more. Sleep or work? What shall he choose?