Jordison Stories

all in the title, i suppose?

The title is a cute little joke. In this story you are Charlie a and meet your best friend Joey again in a Sinclair gas station trying to get a drink and wondering why you guys never talked after high school. Charlie is genderfluid‼️ all pronouns

This is a book of ones shots for my best friend Kat and her favorite humans

"𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐄, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐄, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐈 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐄... 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘." Joey Jordison, an average guy just trying to make a living working at the local gas station. A boring job if I may be honest. But it doesn't stay boring for long when a black van makes multiple strange appearances outside. RANKS: #1 in joeyjordison #1 in coreytaylor #1 in sidwilson #1 in jimroot #1 in mickthomson 𝙿𝚄𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝙰 𝚂𝙷𝙰𝚆𝙽 𝚇 𝙹𝙾𝙴𝚈 𝙵𝙵 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝙳: 𝟶𝟻.𝟷𝟹.𝟸𝟶 𝙱𝚈: _𝙹𝙾𝙴𝚈𝙹𝙾𝚁𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙾𝙽_ & 𝟽_𝙼𝙸𝙲𝙺_𝟽

Cortney Sixx is the new girl in school. She's shy and hates socialising. She meets Corey Taylor, the class clown, and ends up falling for him. Trying to ignore her feelings, she becomes a close friend. A few months later the cheerleader captain, Erin, finds out her little secret, so Cortney tells Corey how she really feels, but does Corey like his best friend back? (WARNING! - This story may be dead, but I hope you enjoy it and leave me feed back, if I get a fact about the guys wrong.) Target reached - 666 votes - 22/06/17

ɪᴛ'ꜱ 2010. ᴊᴏᴇʏ ᴊᴏʀᴅɪꜱᴏɴ ʜᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴ ɢʜᴏꜱᴛꜱ ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏɴᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴇɴʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxɪꜱᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ꜰʀᴏɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ? (also, this is not meant to disrespect any of their deaths or any of the Slipknot members or Joey's cats :3 Paul Gray and Joey Jordison NOT A SHIP) best rankings (not current) #7: numeral #2: murderdolls #4: joridson

"You all stare, but you'll never see, there's something in you I despise..... Despise, despise....... Purity" A Shawn Crahan X Joey Jordison story Where Shawn is obsessed and Joey is too innocent Takes place in the Iowa era Collaboration between me and @j0eYj0rdis0n Cover's created by @j0eYj0rdis0n Rankings: #2 Joeyjordison

-Requests Open -Updates Every-so-often -Metal/Rock/Emo/Punk fics & writes -Minors DNI to 18+ (Or get blocked.) -Joey Jordison -Ronnie Radke -Austin Archey -& more (:

This is a slipknot story that is just for fun, not to be taken seriously :)

Brandi is a small town girl who is frustrated with living the very reserved and conservative life she has been brought up to live. She decides to take a vacation to visit her friend, Angeline and get her perspective on her plans to change her life. While she's spending her two weeks out there some tragic and dangerous things take place at home leaving her no option but to start her life over. Now instead of being a single hard working Christian girl she is the scared to death mother of two small children, in a state she doesn't know, homeless and jobless. That is until Angeline brings her situation to the attention of her father and uncles. They help her get a job and a place to stay. The one problem? Brandi finds herself falling for one of her friends uncles. How will she hide it from Angeline and Joey? What would Joey think and what would happen if the media got wind of her Joey? DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the famous people or their works (i.e. band names, songs, cds, etc.) that appear in the story. I do however own the original characters and plot line. Please don't steal! Also the picture isn't mine and all credits for the cover go to @steeffee_pie Also to cut down on confusion any mention of Shawn = Shawn E. M. Shawn Crahan will be Clown :) Also as promised I've carried the characters from Book 1 over. Paul is also alive in this series!

edit: idk why i wrote this and i don't remember what it says but i deeply apologize and want to say this is satire. (EARLY 2000S JOEY no necroshit. and i mean this in no disrespect to Joey Jordison 🤤🤤🤤) Love story of you and sexy 3'9" man who's head looks like it's about to explode. 😍😍

so this is the first fanfic i ever wrote. hope you enjoy. let's say it's on 2005 (this thing includes murderdolls and rob zombie, i mean, joey jordison duh) so however this shit go, you'll tell me if i should keep writing this or no. characters: -a girl called Raven: John 5's daughter and Tim Skold's girlfriend. lead guitarist of a band and -John 5: the dad. overprotective dad -Joey Jordison: the guy who has a crush on Raven and the guitarist of murderdolls -Tim Skold: The boyfriend -and etc, whatever it comes y' know.

Their baby's, Their loves, their hope and dreams, their happiness. Their universe