Ever wondered how the bible would've been affected by our large mass of thots if it were to be written in modern-day thotland? Yeah, neither have I.
So enjoy every page from the existing Bible translated into millennial language: THOT.
(This is not to intentionally harm or attack religious people or religion in general- this entire piece is for humour purposes only.)
This is a joke article I wrote for someone about a what if In a fan fiction. Suffice to say, I spent the time I had before school to write this and I hope it's funny enough.
Isang mundo na wala akong makita kundi mga bagay-bagay na walang kakulay-kulay.
Pero nung dumating ka unti-unting nagkakulay ang mundong ginagalawan ko
Pero paano?
PAANO MO NGA BA AKO MAPAPANSIN?
(y/n)'s life is painfully average, wake up at an ungodly hour go to school, learn fucking math, go to your job, maybe hang with friends then go home to the sweet release of sleep, well until the other day...