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In which a Tale of Two Cities meets Romeo and Juliet meets pop.
They're rivals. Centuries of bitter hatred have led to an unusual finale. Tension - or is it romance - is in the air. Why am I writing this? To tell the true story of the love between these two humble cans of pop.