Kablooieduck Stories

A do nothing story.

Kablooie Duck is the non canon 5th Triplet of Della Duck. I headcanon that the biological father of the Triplets is Daffy Duck. Kablooie Duck like his name suggests is a dangerous, violent, firey, duckling. In Disney, this makes him the bad guy working for the side of good. In Warner Brothers, this makes him a slightly under powered, normal, duck. So after the end of Ducktales, Della sends her son to live with his dad so he doesn't hurt anyone. Unfortunately, Kablooie Duck entered the picture just when they needed a replacement for Elymra Duff and turns out liking rabbits runs in the family. ... This supposed to be a Sitcom rom com, in case you were confused.

Kablooie finds Negaduck, beats him up, and steals his costume.

Kablooie Duck talks to his older brother, Louie Duck, about his desire to be impregnated by bunny rabbit especially female bunny rabbits... Don't worry, it's child friendly-ish. It's more about the queer implications of Kablooie Duck's kink.

It's mostly Kablooie because Phooey goes on an adventure we don't see.

Phooey and Kablooie follow Scrooge into an adventure. Unfortunately...

Kablooie Duck tries to be Phooey Duck but Della and Donald want to do something with Phooey. Also they know he isn't Phooey but having a mild Cuckoo Bird moment.

Everything that happens in this work is completely not canonical, dreamed up by a preteen duckling who isn't even canon to his own universe as he waits.

Phooey and Kablooie do stuff for fun and profit.

I apologize for the subject matter and a few things that will happen. I was trying to display that Kablooie Duck is an edgy preteen boy who will do anything to destroy his enemies and also I got bored. While we won't be seeing anything, it will be heavily implied. I hope that I don't hurt anyone who may be sensitive to these things.

The plot is going to be very different from the actual episode due to the crimes being given more analysis.

Duck Dodgers has to face something he left in the past, his illegitimate children. Dodgers and Cadet (and later Junior Cadet) have to face the perils of aliens, Sci-Fi nonsense, and raising two super-powered children.

Kablooie Duck is pretending to be Phooey Duck but it's not going very well.

For some reason I got this idea so I'm writing it. Plucky, Buster, and Babs create life and immediately regret it.

Kablooie likes Bunnies and Duckling.

After The life and crimes of Scrooge McDuck, Kablooie Duck decides to talk to Doofus Drake.

Exactly what the title suggests.

Kablooie Duck goes out to flirt with his love interests... With fireworks.

Kablooie Duck is bisexual and an edgy teenaged boy. So he runs away from home to be with his three stalking victims... I mean, lovers. But this isn't the first time he's run away from home for rabbits and ducks so his family have a plan to get him back.

Phooey Duck has a melt down so his stuffed toys help him.