Kalevala Stories

I wanna be born to be Aznar. One day I was playing Cuphead in my bedroom, until Aznar and Girasol broke through my window and began Borrell EL Problemo in my face, my vagina got so hard Roeko face walked into the room and started moving his ANUS in 4 languages so hard Aznar screamed "MORAL KOMBAT" Roeko soon saw my hard Minecraft fueled vagina and grabbed me and made me read George Orwell's books so hard he said "GEORGE ORWELL EL PROBLEMO KEK" As started dancing in Crazy frog language and then jumped out the window screaming "WE WERE BORN TO BE AZNAR" After that night I played Fire Emblem and began to Arab Problemo Borrell THE KILLER MADAFACA. In short, I wanna be born to be Aznar 2

a little more back story on the kryze sisters when they were younger talking about their relationships and the year on the run and how bo joined death watch so hope you enjoy

Rodrick is in the middle of his first world tour with Loded Diper, and is ready for intense partying and a lot of funky music. But what he doesn't expect is a certain blonde to turn his world upside down. All characters with implied romance are adults in this story

Un hombre solitario se adentra en las melancólicas aguas del Tuonela, la laguna infernal, en pos del único habitante que se atreve a hollar sus aguas...